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90s Rave edition

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DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT
DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT
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*tucks you in*

leaving the old thread open incase ol' Janny McPastrygoods gets his grubby mitts on this

god isn't real

God and Jesus were real and our decline in power and relevance directly correlates from us distancing ourselves from them.

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wish my mum wasn't a lazy bitch and done sunday roasts more often

fuck off kraut

Prove it

How many millions of people did this nonce indirectly kill?

me in the middle

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how do you say croissant

The best part of a sunday roast it:

I really do want to know why jfs come here.

I mean, I like the vibrant diversity, i just don't know why anyone would want to come to this shithole, especially if it's not catered to them.

Bored.

what can I do to entertain myself apart from get piss drunk and play video games

be nice to your mum, she'll be dead before you know it. just imagine having to wake up on sundays and know she'll never be there again cooking your soddin roast

I used to go raving in London in the early 2000s, AMA

>god isn't real

no they dont retard

this is the cultural heart of Sup Forums

Make homemade lean with a cold water extraction

Just did all of my housemate's washing up AGAIN because he left a half washed up tuna dish in the sink for 4 days and it was starting to go off and make the whole kitchen stink. Had a chat with him about it before and he was all "Yeah sorry bro, I'll do it next time", but I suppose it was inevitable that he was a goddamn liar. NOT enjoying the flat-sharing life desu.

can't prove a negative
there's no reason to believe god exists
ergo
god isn't real

says pierce, then later peel. what a diverse set of instructions

>poothuania

WEW

just did one of those poos where you can feel theres another batch just on the edge of rocketing out but no matter how much you push it wont budge
very annoying

Losing the ol' virginity tonight at age 24.

Any tips? Really nervous.

cra-son

not long now until the roast is ready

fuck off you old codger

Haha

Good thing we're leaving the EU and won't have any of those Poles, Spaniards or Italians taking up space that we can give to Pakistanis. Truly Brexit is the saviour of the white race in Britain.

ah yes I can't read

there's no point in piercing it though

NODDIN OFF SOME OXYS

cwa-son

Quality mate - what did you usually take? Bit of Mandy and a blunt is pretty solid for me at most raves.

>she'll never be there again cooking your soddin roast
she never is anyway
don't think she's done one since christmas

think I'd rather buy opiates than faff around with that

In dieser Zeit sollte mir auch da Auge geöffnet werden für zwei Gefahren, die ich beide vordem kaum dem Namen nach kannte, auf keinen Fall aber in ihrer entsetzlichen Bedeutung für die Existenz des deutschen Volkes begriff: Marxismus, Judentum, und die Briten .

playing battlefield 1 and listening to latest millennial woes

comfy

just ask him to be gentle with you lad, it'll be fine

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can someone post that collage of amusing guardian opinion articles?

miss 00s Sup Forums lads

jam as many fingers up the backhole as poss

hopefully you realise your belief system is without any supporting evidence

got that but find myself dying every 10 seconds from snipers or grenades. not fun.

bit early to be this drunk lad

>Just want someone authentic desu

Imagine I have uploaded an unflattering picture of a portly man wearing a fedora.

Casual, alternatively you can take some nurofen plus, iburoprofen isn't that damaging you can take atleast 2grams of it without damage

wish i could mashed on pills in the hacienda
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*hands you today's edition of the Guardian*
there

keeps the plastic from shrink-wrapping onto the food

Mandy wasn't very common until about 2003, I normally took a few Es and we managed to get a source for very good coke, when it was still about £40 per gram. I did crack a couple of times but yeah, not worth getting addicted to.

they say it takes ten years to master something

what have you mastered /brit/

Greenland is the only western-euro 'country' not in the EEA.

that doesn't happen if you just peel the corners slightly

That's not what faith is about :^) feel sorry for people that haven't experienced the divine

these retards are bench warmers and probably haven't seen a minute of play. I'd bet they're also roiding

what was an "E" if not MDMA

I'm imagining it and it's hurtful

doing bad posts on this website

>shrink-wrapping
foy

greenland's in north america

greenland is NOT a country

Doch

Schon die oberflächliche Betrachtung zeigt als nahezu ehernes Grundgesetz all der unzähligen Ausdrucksformen des Lebenswillens der Natur ihre in sich begrenzte Form der Fortpflanzung und Vermehrung. Jedes Tier paart sich nur mit einem Genossen der gleichen Art. Meise geht zu Meise, Fink zu Fink, der Storch zur Störchin, Feldmaus zu Feldmaus, Hausmaus zu Hausmaus, der Wolf zur Wölfin usw. Nur außerordentliche Umstände vermögen dies zu ändern, in erster Linie der Zwang der Gefangenschaft sowie eine sonstige Unmöglichkeit der Paarung innerhalb der gleichen Art. Dann aber beginnt die Natur sich auch mit allen Mitteln dagegen zu stemmen, und ihr sichtbarster Protest besteht entweder in der Verweigerung der weiteren Zeugungsfähigkeit für die Bastarde, oder sie schränkt die Fruchtbarkeit der späteren Nachkommen ein; in den meisten Fällen aber raubt sie die Widerstandsfähigkeit gegen Krankheit oder feindliche Angriffe

Das ist nur zu natürlich.

Wir fühlen in Horsten und Höhen
Des Adlers verwegenes Glück!
Wir steigen zum Tor
Der Sonne empor
Wir lassen die Erde zurück.

Refrain:
Kamerad! Kamerad!
Alle Mädels müssen warten!
Kamerad! Kamerad!
Der Befehl ist da, wir starten!
Kamerad! Kamerad!
Die Losung ist bekannt:
Ran an den Feind! Ran an den Feind!
Bomben auf Engeland!

Wir stellen den britischen Löwen
Zum letzten entscheidenden Schlag.
Wir halten Gericht,
Ein Weltreich zerbricht:
Das wird unser stolzester Tag!

Refrain

|: Hört ihr die Motoren singen "Ran an den Feind!":|
Bomben! Bomben!
Bomben auf Engeland!
|: Hört ihr die Motoren singen "Ran an den Feind!":|
Bomben! Bomben!
Bomben auf Engeland!

shitposting

isle man?

Greenland is North America you spazmo. yank tier knowledge of geography

detect a bit of resentment in this post

not this shite again

breathing
walking
eating
drinking
shitting and pissing

that's about it

doesnt happen if you pierce the plastic either

how was he a nonce?

rasheed enabler says what?

Wanted some actual advice I'm really nervous lads

currently eating french pastries x

wanking

Reminder that Japan is the England of Asia.

>Island nation on the edge of their continent
>schizophrenic relationship with it's neighbours (half convinced that they are better than them, half convinced that they're better than us)
>more technologically advanced than its neighbours
>large overseas empire
>love of tea
>love of gardening
>love of fine tailoring
>love of each others housing architecture
>culture of deep-class divisions (allowing for a healthy societal structure)
>work long hours
>respect for military tradition
>just as the English have the Celtic nations, the Japanese have the Ainu people (Abbos of Japan, except they do more)

Can you think of any more examples?

Yes, that's why I used quotation marks, Hans.

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>omg le hacienda, le golden era

looks bait lmao

>allowing an unironic camera crew into the club
>all those lights

so? What i said is true. male equivalent of insta whores

The art of checking these dubs

Also walking into the store for the sole purpose of buying only 1-2 pieces of chocolate and not being autistic about it. Bought Aero and a toblerone yesterday

chooning a do

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reminder that patriotism is literally paki-tier

>muslims, at over 80%, feel strongly British than any other group

Rorksheed

An ecstasy pill, it was kind of a gamble cos we didn't know what the mix was

Same matey - sad that I could never experience the 90s raves. Everyone I met who went to them back then said that they were the shit.

what are you on about lad?

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thought ecstasy was MDMA

Greenland is culturally European and dependent on Denmark. Are you saying these are not EU territories?

Reminder that Charles Darwin practiced chanelling and literally believed he was communicating with deities. There is no reason to believe in evolution from a man that believed in such nonsense

Ever get arrested? Do you go to raves anymore? How old were you when you went to your first proper rave?