Choose, faggots

Choose, faggots.

White.

fucking pink what do you think

unlimited money?

obviously red is the best option

Pink. 100$ each day = never go hungry. No need to have a permanent house in the summer, you can just go live in the woods and save money.

Bumping with more choice images because I love these threads

>unlimited money
That's $35k a year are you fucking stupid

further bumping

Pink. Can do lot of things with $100 a day.

it might not be infinite money but it's enough for daily expenses in most places. You won't buy a house with it, but you won't go hungry either. Good enough I say!

Bump

The Erection, for top keks.

Pink.
>Be walking through Chuck E. Cheese
>Find keyboard ridden with white crust, Doritos flavoring and Pokemon stickers
>See name written in horrid English
>Barely legible
>OP's Keebored
>Only has 8 buttons
>Choose pink because pussy is pink
>Wallet drops out from under keyboard
>HiddenCompartment.jpg
>Compartment also decorated
>Overflowing with Mountain Dew stickers and Magnus XL Dildo coupons
>Throw keyboard in trash
>Look through wallet
>Find $100
>Gawddamn
>Nice wallet too
>Put in pocket
>Leave Chuck E. Cheese's
>Go home and get wasted with bros
>Pass out
>Wake up
>Drank
>Fumble through clothing
>Find wallet
>Another $100
>wtf.img
>Go downtown to spend my cashola
>Nogcity
>Niggers everywhere I turn
>They can smell the money
>Get jumped
>3 Nogs huge enough to be considered Gorilla's
>Get ass beat
>Wallet stolen
>Leave with my pride broken
>After a few days of pity drinking and fleshlight fucking, turn on the T.V.
>Whole city is in flames
>Hot New's Lady telling us the report
>Would force tit-fuck
>something about a magic wallet
>Helicopter in the sky, LIVE NEWS
>See the nogs that stole my wallet
>Gun battle between rival nog tribes
>Mass amounts of Nogs getting obliterated
>Helicopter cameraman swerves right
>See's the highway painted black
>Thousands upon thousands of niggers
>Killing for the wallet
>Mfw I caused the Niggeracalypse

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literally every choice is shit except the pink one

surprised.jpg

Red is the obvious choice.

Everyone will tolerate you if you say what they expect.
Would work better than having an IQ of 500.
Can't predict 1 year into the future, but can predict what people will do.
Infinite money by stealing people password/PIN numbers.
You have to eat and shit, meh no big deal.
No midgets though.

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Green. Fuck other people.

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I know that noone is reading this but well, those are the images I've got

Pink is the only logical option.
$700 a week just for doing nothing
Get a part time job on top of that and earn a decent full time wage for only working part time.
All of the others are actually retarded.

Green would naybe be useful if you could turn the IQ into billion dollare ideas however i assume the fact that you ant communicate means you wouldnt be able to market/ sell so you wouldnt be able to make profit.

Pink 1000%

Pink because money and red is creepy

Bunch of fags
Orange - see up to one year in the future.
See winning numbers for any local game. Be it sports, lottery play thosw numbers for 1 year become rich

so take the 5 million pay cut to get 35 points

woman - 18 points
kitchen - 6 points
TV - 7 points
Library - 4 points

>red
>become a profesional poker player
>get into tournaments, become millionare
>retire
>Now I'm rich and can read minds

fuck this is hard

kitchen-6
jacuzzi-3
workout room-5
library-4
train set (wtf, thats awesome)-2.
surround sound-4
workshop-6

immortal
shapeshifting
dimension castle
>fuck yeah

Pink, I already make 25k. I can choose to stop working or I can just have a big increase to my income.

pink. easy to take care of eveything that way.

Anyone have the button cyoa where you can choose to permanently wipe things like disease, war, famine, etc from the world.

Red, join the texas holdem poker scene and win every deal. Way better than $100 every day...

Sounds gay.

Pink, because eBay is my shit.

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what do the red squares mean
I guess I might miss movies

>train set (wtf, thats awesome)-2.
you are going to be a full fledged train autist when you get out

Where's stamina when I need it.

>press green button to become high functioning autist

I chuckled.

red squares were possible choices
green circles were final choices

what the fuck was the point of picking the computer if you don't have internet/movies/games etc?

Green. I'd take the sacrifice to advance science by a buttload

>what the fuck was the point of picking the computer if you don't have internet/movies/games etc?
computing/research/trying out stuff
writing

you'd be rich in moldavia unless we are talking 100 zimbabwean dollars

now that you mention it maybe workshop would have been great too
it really is hard

>roll 3d10
>powers start at 1
dumb fuck

The goa'uld sound pretty nice

purple is not bad but I'd go for red and use my powers for evil

I'd pick spirits and I just want to point out that ki users are weak to magic, not immune. At least if you're going off dragon ball, which your picture suggests

-Full Kitchen (6 pts)
-Skylight (2 pts)
-Movies and Tv shows (4 pts)
-All music (4 pts)
-Workout room (5 pts)
-Library (4 pts)
-Hygiene products and jacuzzi (3 pts)
-Medical care (2 pts)
Easy mode

Full kitchen because I can spend time cooking my own meals, and its healthier.
Library because it would provide entertainment and nude mags
cell phone to talk with people
new delhi school for healthcare
garden for mental stimulation, and all the weed i can grow
kitten because i like cats, and so I dont die from social depravation
hygene products
all movies and tv shows

If I press blue, how "tolerant" are they exactly?

Red, unless blue is tolerant to an absurd degree

Red

The mic
spotlight can be power

Red, which will pay for itself in card games.
Pink is second best option.
Grey is for autists.

musculature

Okay

+2 bonus points
+2 intelligence

rollin

Bump

you get 3 powers... not hard to figure out

B
R
F
runes, you would be a sleepless immortal fire being

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Spirits

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anyone not saying red is retarded

with a little legwork red gives you the benefits of almost every button and many other things besides

>red
useful
>blue
who gives a fuck
>yellow
meme bait
>green
IQ is irrelevant to accomplishment and loss of ezpz communication is a dealbreaker
>orange
what does that even mean
>purple
i'm don't have that problem
>grey
potentially useful if controllable
>pink
poor people bait

take red, if you can't figure out how to make more than 35k a year off of being able to literally read minds then you should have hit the green button.

Choose faggots.

painproof, wish, fly
>don't need disease pill if you have painproof

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It's not clear at all what green means. I can't talk or communicate to people at all? that makes no sense

either red or green

red

paradise
wish

Those were both pretty easy tbh.

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they're all so broken that i wouldn't mind just picking one at random.

If the Pink button means I get $100 each day, I choose that. If, by following your still messed up English, you mean I'll become a wallet with $100, then I choose blue.

Pink. $100 a day is all I need.

You guys are retards. I'm no richfag but what third world shithole do you live in where that's actually a lot of money?

Pink is the only one that can't tragically backfire.

$36.5k USD every year, untaxed, for doing nothing is a lot of money in any part of the world, faggot

Califag here

looking at al the pictures and options, a lot of them make no sense and are retarded

You would take 100$ a day over being able to read peoples' minds? With red you could manipulate your way into power and wealth or even better.

Just shows how stupid these zombies are

>being so poor that you consider making 35k a year a super power

>you can any power you want except for omnipotence
that's a fallacy

These are by no means normal runes!
This is clearly Elder Futhark! but it is only known by the Elite.
Where did you find these fine engravings?
Tell us now thrall, before we severe your worthless head!

Red

>Start playing poker
>go to tourneys
>get better at poker naturally on top of mind reading powers
>win money
>become the best or at least competent enough to win decent money

I'll take the midgets.

Pink. $36,500 per year. Kek.

first thing I thought with red too. small minded fuckers thinking pink coz 100/day

with red you can go out and get a couple hundy K in an afternoon

Barry bonds x4
Pool table x2

Pink

immortal
>stops after 1000 years
>don't float through space for eternity

shapeshift
>just as good as invisibility because you can become an indestructible insect... or a smoking hot chick
>can escape pretty much anything so you dont rot in prison for 1000 years

reality warping
>creates a fail safe for other two powers
>time control is OP
>can indirectly achieve some of the same things as physical prowess, but more versatile

final answer

A seeker's curiosity

>subtle and hard to notice
>won't be treated like a freak
>useful in modern society
>broken ass powers
>can make stupid hoes fall in love with you easy as fuck

Green is the best. Who wants to communicate with others anyway?

fucking grey for sure

red

underrated post

Poorfags detected.

Poor saps. Top kek. Choosing the future pill, you could have made millions at Casinos without even trying.

Green, obviously.

A 500 IQ would be basically a human computer, able to process data at incredible speed as well as store it, connecting dots people who don't even see.

Can't communicate directly? Text to speech, write on a board, whatever, problem solved, eeeeeasy.

Fuck yeah, green!

replacement heart, bruh. Going to cheat that heart disease I got coming in 65 years.