/brit/

DUDE WEED LMAO edition

Anime

>vaporizer
foy

also vaping smells too

>Why yes I do smoke weed

Why was I born mixed race? Why was this allowed to happen?

stop drinking tap water

let's see what janny does now the daft twat

>17 stone
can I still still turn things around lads? or have i gotten to the point where ive fucked up my health so bad theres no point?

what mix

have you tried eating less

What kind of stones?

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Back with another one of those BLOCK ROCKIN' BEATS

Jungle asian/English

YOU GO GIRL

drinking tap water right now

woah wtf why hadnt i thought of that before

hhmm can't decide which model of Klean Kanteen to cop.

depends on your height

that much is obvious you blubbery cunt

Thinking I took too much md last night and made a fool of myself.

business idea: create a british constitution

The state of the lib dems

>also vaping smells too
The smell disappears very quickly

Do you drink sugary fizzy drinks? If so have you considered just cutting them out?

Try that first of all. To make it easier for yourself set the rule that when you want to have a drink you are still allowed to have a sugary fizzy drink BUT you must drink a full glass of water first of all. If after having drank a full glass of water, you still want the Lucozade, go ahead, but if not then your thirst has been quenched and you can carry on.

Pay up, piggies x

>Be me
>Politician
>Aquired considerable popularity by promising economic reforms for the average worker
>Elected in 1933, in power for 12 years
>Kidnap citizens and send them to internment camps
>Completely take over the country's economy
>Increase government spending to unprecedented levels
>Military spending reaches 35% of GDP
>Warmonger a lot, bring the country into WWII for no reason
>Be Franklin Delano Roosevelt
>Pic unrelated.jpg

PLEASE be a grill

Nothing wrong with tap water if you filter it

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My mate is half Chinese does pretty well for himself. Says his name is Ying so girls always make a lame "yang to your ying" joke.

No sorry, I am a shitskin rapist who wants his free house

reddit

cut sugar entirely, only drink water/black coffee/tea without milk. And just eat less....not fucking difficult mate.

5'10

looks like he's got someone's actual hair glued onto his chin

hmmmm? HMM?

>Westminster attacker was from the North
>all the people arrested in connection have been from the North

what the actual fuck is wrong with that place

Is his mum or his dad Chinese?

We need to purge the poortherners

probably more like 12/13 stone

> Birmingham
> The North
hate southerners and their murderous urges

Jews did 9/11

Woah. The future is beautiful. How do we speed this up

Birmingham is in the midlands m8

>we are now on the wrong side of 18:00

the rapid slide toward tomorrow's wageslavery has begun

His dad.

seems pretty bs desu

>born in Kent
He's a nigger, of course he was from the South

>(((national geographic)))

i literally know what i need to do you dumb cunts i was asking if ive already permenantly scared my body/done irreparable harm to my heart
i wont be able to do it without the promise of slightly upgrading the quality of pussy i get

Not me I've got lectures that I'm not going to attend haha x

might go for a walk

where to, though?

*starts wanking off my dog*

Just spent 3 hours helping my dad in the garden. Very hard work but enjoyable and fulfilling

who /good boy/ here?

never had a job though

what's the most autistic game you regularly play lads?

>fat manlets

depends on your height and muscularity tbqh, don't lose it too quickly or you'll be a saggy mong.

the mandem

me in regular clothes taking the picture

just snorted a fat line of protein powder

The ones with Chinese dads turn out normal, the ones with white dads turn into mentally ill betas like Elliott

When you exercise enough, your heart muscles get stronger. At your wieght the damage is repairable.

the average american or the average person in the entire globe?

off a cliff

Bannon is great though.

>nazi meme
>implying traditional Americans had any problems with Nazi Germany on an ideological basis

victoria 2 tbqhwy unironically do autistic country roleplaying

>he has stretch marks on his back

of course losing weight is going to improve the health of your heart and other shite you dustbin lid

what websites do you deliberately antagonise people on? Me? I troll reddit and youtube

>uni tomorrow

SHUT UP STOP REMINDING ME

isn't it funny how companies like deliveroo have basically gentrified delivering food as a job?

don't play anymore but habbo hotel for 11 years from 2003-2014

why are you not on easter hols

>what websites do you deliberately antagonise people on? Me? I troll reddit and youtube

not that funny

how

stop telling us

only at work for monday and tuesday this week and then I'm off on holiday for 2 weeks

but still, work tomorrow

Train Simulator

FUNNY ISN'T IT

I've just stopped going to lectures on Mondays and gym instead. You should try it, it's great

so funy it makes me SCREECH desu

i finish tuesday

oh shut up

>economic nationalist
What a stupid phrase - they're already a word for that Protectionist.

paradox shit like crusader kings etc.

Tried to cum on a girls feet last night but it just wasnt cumming out

one of these days a rich businessman will be browsing the thread and offer a lucrative job to anyone with in-depth autistic knowledge of furniture stacking techniques on habbo and I will swoop in

he was one of the 1.2 million black southerners

are you a straight girl or homosexual male?

like style over substance?

yanks realised a long time ago that capitalism boils down to brand manufacture. it took the rest of the world longer to catch up and some still believe in the importance of products and services

got called a sadcunt at greggs

no point in lying desu

>don't lose it too quickly
is that a meme or true? because i've been on

hmmm

total war

why la

Hello you
How was the rest?
You made it through
But nevertheless

I got you
Out on a wire
You be loved
and not be a liar

So tell it all, fill up the air
Make it loud
'Cus nobody's here

NOBODY'S HEEEEEEEEREEEEE

Good post.

>like style over substance?

huh?

i just mean the way that it used to be only pakis on mopeds with learner plates but most people i've seen working for deliveroo are white uni student/hipstery types