Let's get an alpha story thread going. I'll start
>be me
>having sex with gf
>try sticking in her ass
>no, not there user
>punch her and tell her she'll love it
>hold her down as I go to town on her
>cum buckets insider her ass
>leave her crying on the bed while I go wash up
>alpha as fuck
>was 12
>smokd cigarete
>parents didn't even know
>alpha as fuck
>Got Minecraft Last year
>1 hour later deleted it of my console
>alpha as fuck
>be me
>be five years old, at preschool
>have 1 hour nap every day at noon with all the other kids on small foldable beds
>play with this one girl who i used to argue and fight with every other day
>be noon that day
>laying on bed way in the corner of the room
>bitch i played with earlier today laying beside me
>mfw she turns around to me, covers us to with her bed cloth and srarts frenchkissing me
>mfw my first french kiss was in preschool, at age 5
>mfw next would only happen at age 17
>be me
>be 15
>It's midnight
>Walking in the forest with these 2 girls I like
>They really nice
>Try to fight over me
>Argue bout how they gonna give me the best blowjobs
>Cantfuckingwait.jpg
>We carry on walking
>Come across an old bench and wharf
>Perfect for a bj user
>Fuck yeah
>Sit on bench
>Pull my pants off to my ankles
>Take off my Spiderman boxers
>Bench is cold af
>Dick is already firm
>1st girl gets on her knees
>Hard as diamonds
>She starts going at it
>Feelsgoodman.gif
>About to jizz all over my Spidey boxers
>Don't want to cuz mummy will take away my good boy points
>Good rite user?
>Meh
>I gave her a mint and sent her home
>2nd girl comes over
>Recovering from my first bj
>3 mins later
>Diamonds and she gets on her knees
>Starts sucking
>Craves cock more than a Jew on a penny hunt
>She makes eye contact
>Slows down
>Says 'user'
>What?
>There something missing
>What do you need?
>'I need about tree fiddy'
>And that's when I realised I was staring into 2 giant green eyes
>That god damn loch Ness monster was sucking my now bloody dick
ALPHA AS FUCK
Never talked to the 1st girl again.
>be me
>lost virginity when I was 20 years old
>alpha as fuck
>be me
>be totally wanting the Nintendo Switch
>tell my bitch mom I want Nintendo Switch
>Bitch Mum tells me only if I tidy room, get good grades and be a good boy
>Fucking nail the tidying my room shit
>Smash the fuck outta my grades like I would a bitch, getting more Aays then the LMAO
>Totally badass the being a good boy gig
>Mum buys me Nintendo Switch
>ALPHA AS FUCK!
check and kekd
>be me last year
>in Austria on business trip
>sitting in hoetl room bored as fuck drinking a bottle of whisky
>getting horny so decide to order 10/10 European escort to fuck
> she rocks up, tell her to start sucking dick
> she puts condom on me so i can fuck her doggy style
> i pull out, and take off condom
>put dick back in and continue to fuck her
>she has no idea i'm fucking her bareback right now lmfao.jpeg
>I nut inside her and she looks back and screams at me because i took condom off
>kek my kekkles off and i throw $50 dollars at her and tell her to fuck off
>ALPHA AS FUCK
>be me in public, waiting on a movie
>little girl starts calling me names
>only me
>stare her down
>she starts wimpering 'mummy mummy'
>mum starts to give me the business
>I cut her off "if you don't get your shit kid to quit calling me names I will sue you both for slander would you fucking like that lady?"
>she notices I have been quietly recording video on phone of her shit kid's antics
>tells her bratty bitch child to calm down as she quietly sobs
>mfw I am the winner
thats not alpha
you're just an asshole m8o
Kek. I hope this is a real story
Fuck off clean shirt
kekt
>acting 'alpha' but paid for an escort
>takes off rubber cuz 'hur hur muh dick feel good'
>basically violated a hooker and pretending it's manly
you're literal human garbage not alpha at all
found the virgin.
hookers are meant to be violated faggot
Back to le reddit with you.
Oh noes the sub human failure in life had to get a morning after abortion pill. She's probably got the number on speed dial right next to her cracked dealer.
fuck off white knight
>'I need about tree fiddy'
Too fucking good
I sucked a dick then kicked my own ass for being a faggot
>Be me
>19 year old son comes to me tells me he's gay
> WTF.jpg no you're fuckking not, faggot
> beat the shit out of him and and then proceed to fuck the gayness out of him
>he's now convinced that getting fucked up the ass isn't for him
>he now identifies as trans lesbian woman
>be me 20 yrs old
>my birthday, boys night out
>go to club
>get wasted
>bout to leave club
>suddenly drunk girl comes
>Wanna come join my taxi
>fuckyes.jpg
>jumps in taxi
>leave all my boys
>in taxi with fat friend and an unlucky guy
>arrives to house
>drink more
>go to her bedroom to sleep
>starts hooking up
>wanna fuck her she says not without a condom
>run up stairs to fat friend who are sleeping with this super skinny inlucky guy
>a fucking dog comes from nowere and jumps at me barking
>kick the fucking little pice of shit dog
>it shuts up
>I yell "do you have a condom"
>she tosses me a condom half asleep, not reacting to the whimping dog
>run down stairs
>look at myself in the mirror
>fadedasfuck.jpg
>get to her bed
>she dosen't want to fuck anymore
>grab her by her ankels
>drag her towards me
>starts eating her out
>eating her aggressively, sucking around her whole pussycwhile my tounge goes rappid fire on her clit
>she comes, her orgasm makes me diamond
>strap on condom
>fuck her vigorously for 15 min
>starts to cum
>tsarbombaexplosion.gif
>toss her down on bed
>wake up next day to shit dog barking
>see her and other people
>they want sushi
>I say i need to go to the toilet
>jump out window
>take metro
>never spoken to that bitch since, not sure if rape or not
found the rapist