NZ/New Zealand thread.
NZ/New Zealand thread
Why are IDs even gone?
You boys out playing in the rain or something?
Why is your creative thought and humor gone?
>420
Misty.The.CD Kik/Skype
Reporting in, I was the faggot crossdresser from last night that ditched before midnight.
almost drowned on the way to the bus stop. got soggy feet.
Almost drowned in cum aye homo?
Tonight's /nzg/ should've been Everything Is Underwater Edition.
I had the same experience getting from work to home in the Auck CBD, footpaths were just covered in sheets of water. Any Wangaz Sup Forumsros in the thread, keep dry and safe dudes.
Apartment has apparently collapsed in Auckland, person missing.
was to full, the dicks exploded outa my ass and proceeded to full the bus, the elderly's didnt make it out.
We're still irrelevant tho
>Wanga
ex coastie here, fuck that place.
...
Not as irrelevant as your stupid post.
anyone else here ever fucked a prozzy / escort?
Not while the meter was running, but banged a chick I knew from back at uni who was on the game.
It's like using a public toilet, it's fine if you don't think about who's been there before you.
Dunners reporting.
What up on a Tuesday, my dudes?
>while the meter was running
Fucking kek'd
CHCH for anyone wondering.
>Dunners reporting.
>CHCH for anyone wondering.
He says when no one asked.
Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invite you. Party pooper.
Dunedin reporting.
Fucking hell it's so boring right now.
no longer in the negatives with the bank, although it was only $8, stupid bank fees
Jokes on you I don't get invited to parties.
Are you sure we're not same fagging this? I don't either...
Capital reporting.
Quiet as hell, finishing hand-ins and sinking copious amounts of wine.
Feeling a bit lonely tonight boys..
What's wrong with me?
>calls you out on your attention seeking
>throws a dummy
You have two many dubs, that's your problem mate
>notice me senpia~~
I can leave if you want me to?
>8800
Nothing, look at those digits.
Where you at? Want a cuddle and a kiss?
And my problem is I can't even type "too" properly
Yip.
Yes but only if you're hot.
>8866
On the internet, everyone is hot
I'm hot as fuck to be honest.
'Nuff said
I need proof though. These pa ties don't drop for any one.
Can we even leave our houses they're making out like Deb's is hurricane Katrina
You can stay...
>pa ties
Oh you're a girl? No thank you.
Lol samefag holy fuck.
kekt
But user-sama didn't want my ugly ass
Psht, nothing personal kid
Hey, nice n1
Pretty sure I've seen you on Grindr
SAME
FAG
I made an account waaaaaaaaaay back when, but haven't checked it in probably years
Negative again user
Post bussy
Fuck the Auckland council
Fuck the traffic
Fuck this gay country
Posters in this thread are ok ;)
why thank you, user. you're not too bad yourself.
Omg samefag...
Is this contributing guys? Am I a good fourchanner hehe XD ?
I don't have many on laptop, that's why I supplied my kik/Skype, this is an nz thread, not a trap thread. Don't want non-fags getting to upset.
But I don't wanna add people on apps to see bussy
:(((
I don't wanna add you on my personal skype, and I dont have kik.
How do we remedy this, I wanna see bussy
Should I buy some weed?
I wanna buy some weed.
I won't share it, don't worry.
I don't want to get out of cozy bed to get cables :(
Do you have any reason not to?
>Don't want non-fags getting to upset.
Too late.
I've never bought weed before, and have only ever smoked with other people/at parties.
But someone I know is offering so idk.
Theory. The trap is Joshie who broke down and took up trapping to get laid. Thoughts?
Ah, fuck. Sorry user-kun.
but-but
Nobody knows I'm a fag yet. I'm way to paranoid to use a personal one
Nah pretty sure it's a trap who used to live in Thames.
Someone you know or someone you trust not to be a shit cunt?
Just add me broski, I ain't gonna share it, I am the fag here remember.
it isn't
t. that trap
I'm too much of a dinosaur to keep up with all these messaging apps, but surely it can't be that hard to whip up a fake account?
the only trap that i would let penetrate my boi pucci is Anonnz
Yeeeeah, that's why I don't trust them
join the queue
Oh how funny you just happen to happen to be in the thread.
You having a stroke fam?
If you care about trust, meet face to face in a well-lit public place.
Otherwise assume everything people tell you about themselves is BS.
Probs would be a GC about it
Err, yeah I already do. I have a lot of messages on Tinder and Grindr (haha fag lol) to hook up, but I just can't do it
wanna fug tho
y tho
>I have a lot of messages on Tinder and Grindr
>I have a lot
>a lot
I hardly get any
:-(
Who?
Fuck it, I'm doing it. I can always just hold onto it for a good time down the line.
It's only weed, idk why I'm freaking out
Well more on Grindr, which sucks cos I like girls (and trans) more than dudes
it must be easy as fuck to hook up on grindr. faggots are so much sluttier than women
>What does a lesbian bring with her on the second date?
>Her furniture
>What does a gay man bring with him on the second date?
>What second date?
take that back
[spoiler]you're right though[/spoiler]
>it must be easy as fuck to hook up on grindr
N-no :-(
they also have more AIDS than women
fucking kek
Unlucky
I just tell myself I'm too sexy and my phone is buggy as.
>haha
I've never used Tinder, but isn't it a case of if you aren't hot don't even bother trying?
>Fucking fire alarm here in central Aucks, ffs if they haven't heard it by now they're already dead
ive never used online dating in my life. when i was at uni i slept with about 35+ women over 3 years. now i have a job and a gf life is boring af
>35+
What was the oldest?
12
She lied about not being at Intermediate yet, you can't trust anyone these days
oldest was prolly 32 (I was 21). why
Bitches
G'night anons, I'll be on Kik: Misty.The.CD, if anyone adds me on Skype if I get the notifcation my phone I'll accept otherwise I'll do it tomorrow night
Kinda. I'm okay looking and I get a lot of messages and stuff but no one actually wants to fuck..
I'm 25 and my parents met on the internet. Very rudimentary internet...