Describe my gf to a blind man !!!!

Describe my gf to a blind man !!!!

You know your face is shaped? Her body is shaped like that

She looks like a fat man. You see ? Haha no you don't

beautiful

Thicc

Just feel her, she has more dips, crevices, and folds than the entire ocean. It's almost brail.

more?

I'm not that cruel

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a body like a unevenly stitched together sack of rice textured with the skin of a moulting molerat

So you know that sound that a city bus makes when it slams on its breaks. Like if that sound was a person. Also a hot tub full of cottage cheese

>add butter to pan
>heat until melted
>add one elephant
>lightly fry for 5 minutes on each side
>serve

That's a man.

Yknow when you had a bad day at work, and felt bad about your own abilities amd you think you'really just the worst?
That feeling at that moment in time is kinda how she looks.

Man!! you forgot about the sauces, an elephant without any sauce? what kind of chef are you?

Your lucky you're blind.

is a melting... person i guess

If he's blind it would be best for him to experience but not touch
>Get duvet case
>Dunk it in vegetable oil to simulate the oily sweat that thing always secretes
>Stuff it with a mixture of cottage cheese and potato salad
>Wait for the construct to go rancid
>Tell the blind guy to touch it

An oatmeal cookie that's rising in the oven

If you could see what I'm seeing you'll pray you never get your eyesight back.

Attached is a reaction image of a green frog making a face and hand gesture that signals: "Ew.. wtf.... that's gross".

Bwaahahaha!

Fuck man. I have never laughed so much reading a thread as I have with this.

You're lucky you're blind.

Be thankful you're blind.

I was sad the entire day when a Jewspaper announced the real name of moot.

KeK lmao OMG wtf lulz stfu so edgy KYS