Look guis, I maed a thread xd

look guis, I maed a thread xd

im a naughty boi, ye
good job

Okay.

>tfw no bf to cuddle

I made this in art class when I was 9. What do you think?

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Is that a leaf?

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Yes

I wish cumshots like this were possible

What kind of leaf is that?

this is where i belong :3

just inject extra cum into ur balls

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Too dangerous

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Yes, you are.

A maple leaf?

You're very thin

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Yes

needels + dink = no
why did i ever post that ugh

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Rate my dick pls

I didn't have maple trees around where I grew up.

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In which state did you grow up?

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looks great, but plz shave balls.

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I grew up in California. Out in the high desert.

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Why are most good furry artists girls? Even those who mostly make gay porn

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I like smelling my own underwear. What about you?

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It seems you are alone on this.

Because you desire Snarf's love.

Big cumshots are super annoying when fapping. You prep two tissues. The big fukken KFC ones. Spread them nicely but leave at least 2 layers so it doesn't break or anything. Then they get completely soaked, your hand is soaked, you get your fucking floor stained more or less, if unlucky or had less control then it also gets on actually problematic things like chair or clothes. Fuck.
I guess it's great in a relationship...

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ur rite
im a lonely boi w2c big strong man

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IKR
AND WHEN IT GETS IN YOUR FACE, SHOOTING YOUR EYE OUT IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING
i wanna cum less good gravy

All desire Snarf's love.

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Got it in my eye once. Never again. Felt somehow dangerous.

gib
i get it in my eye too often,
i need to stop looking at my dink when i jack off.

ive ruined too many shirts with it, its a dangerous thing.

That pic reminds me of this story I read where Ronno makes Faline and Bambi his bitches then kills Bambi's dad and takes over the herd. It's pretty good

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You know what you need to do.

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s c a r e y
i dont actually

Get on your knees and start sucking.

cmere then ya dummy

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it looks like hes got a coozie on his weenier

I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight, you sexy fags.

Who doesn't want a cock coozie? Though I prefer mine moist and part of someone's face.

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While I do sniff mine as it's the smelliest, I usually imagine that it's someone else's.

let me ask you all something.
Do you think online relationships can pan out into something, for lack of a better term, IRL?
Been "Dating" this guy online for like....over a year now. You know, cybering and lewd role-playing at first, but over time get got really close, and now we spend the days talking and texting constantly (in addition to the other lewd stuff).
What was really just kina me having fun online has turned into the serious relationship, and, when I can forget he isnt really here with me, I love every moment i spend with him...

Problem is, he lives in Cali, and I live in New Orleans, and we are both poor college kids. it would take me like 4-5 months of saving up just to go visit him, if that.
so, im at this weird place emotional.
I'v Totally fallen for this guy, and for all I can tell, he has the same feelings for me, But i can't shake the feeling I'm just deluding myself and it will never work cause of the distance.

Kina just posting this cause I have no one IRL to talk to about this, but, penny for you guys thoughts?

It can, yes, if eventually one or the other is willing to relocate. If not, then it won't.

>Do you think online relationships can pan out into something, for lack of a better term, IRL?
Well my friend left to Denmark to live with his online girlfriend (who I'm 99% certain he met through LoL).

I'v been thinking about it a lot.
Nothing is really tieing me down here other than like 1 more term of school, but I'm broke af, and IDK how i would go about just....starting a new life somewhere else, you know, from the ground up. Scary shit, you know? And I couldn't Imagine asking him to take that risk If i wouldn't be willing to. oh to be rich and just be able to flit around the country at will, amirite?

online relationships are tough.

it's too easy for one person to lie.
and cheat, someone always ends up cheating in these things.

if i was you, if it was that serious, id visit asap, and if you still feel good about the relationship, find a halfway point between the two of you, and both move there. because it can't be online forever, and the longer its just an online thing, the less likely itll ever be anything more.


but also, say what i take with a grain of salt, every time ive tried dating someone over the internet they cheat, and are just generally bad to me. so i kinda have a bias

edaters should be culled

It's easy to start a new life in a different place so long as you have the capital. Get a job, save your money, move in with him, get another job when you get there. Or get a job you can transfer.

maybe. Maybe i just need to bite the bullet and start a shoebox.....save up a few months worth of paychecks, and then see if he still feels the way about me then he does now. Its all just kina scary, you know?

I don't know. Nothing really frightens me. I think you should do that, and at the end of it you'll either move or you'll have a lot of money to do something else with.

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It can work. It's just difficult at times. I met my bf on one of these threads a little over 8 months ago. We've visited each other a few times each and we live on opposite coasts (he's not quite on the west coast, but he's a state away from the Pacific). His job is more transferable, but I'm going to be moving out there with a job in hand in a few months. It's hard to do, but possible if you persevere.

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Good for you two! thats actually pretty encouraging to hear. its really hard to keep myself from getting all depressed and fatalistic about things. I could legit see myself sharing my life with him, but it can feel like a pipe dream of a deluded idiot when im alone with my thoughts and i let myself dwell on it.

You both need to be willing to go through some difficult times in the process. It's really tough. Just make sure he's worth it. Visits can be expensive, but they are very necessary. I'm rooting for you.

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9s is less of a qt when you realise the VA is some neet looking 20 something year old

funny, i found 9s totally insufferable and was begging for the plot to get rid of him 3 hours in.

but he is a qt boy
I havent actually played the game, just watched story summary

You know those side characters who like to repeat the painfully obvious every 2 min in as obnoxious and snarky a way possible? he is one of those. Hot, but jesus i wanted to strangle him silent.

You finished the game?
Worth buying or nah?

Well, honestly, i was pretty into it, but it does this weird thing where it makes you play through it like 3 times to get the actual ending, and I just didnt enjoy it enough for all that. Worth if you see it on steam sale or something for cheap tho, and the art is lovely.

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I know about it. Ive watched the entire story so I kind of know what the entire thing is about and the endings.

But then again, it is $70 and from what Ive seen, the combat isnt that great

its okay....average really. Extremely pretty, but then, im spoiled on darksouls and bloodborne so i may not be the guy to ask :P

I probably should have just watched a letsplay.

Or just watched the story which seems like the only interesting part of the game.

First review I saw was one where they said the combat was easily broken, which seems fairly accurate

And it doesnt help that i'd only really play it to control qt andiods

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Speedwolf was a good recommendation. Thanks

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