This guy taps your gf on the shoulder, smiles, and asks her to get down on her hands and knees, what do?

This guy taps your gf on the shoulder, smiles, and asks her to get down on her hands and knees, what do?

Grab him by the hind legs like he's a vacuum cleaner, crush his paws in my hands, and make him eat dirt.

I have no gf.

Mine is not retarded enough not knowing a difference between a dog and a man.

>Implying you have the strength in your palms to crush a pitbull's bones.

KYS you neckbeard retard

but what if she is hiding a beastiality fetish?

I'd just make any other guy watch my girl suck me off, but that's a fucking pitbull! Just have her ass dawg

shove my index finger in his booty hole and put my hands in the air while making the PSSSSTTXXXXXXXKKKKK noise loud and saying GET, GET OUTTA HERE, GO ON, GET

>pic related

Give him a harsh flick in the chest at the precise timing in-between heart beats and watch him drop dead from a heart attack.

Smile and get the video camera, we are gonna make some beast porn today!

>Capture doggo
>sell talking doggo
>be rich

Marvel at meeting a talking dog, laugh as my girlfriend tells him no and try to befriend him to figure out how he acquired our language.

...

Feed it chocolate

>strength in your palms
>your palms
>palms
Black belt right here

>Bust his legs out to the sides.
>Flip him over.
>Insert my erect penis into his throbbing ass.
>Thrust repeatedly.
>Cum.
>Father a new race of men called the Gnolls.

Hump him while he humps girl, give him belly/ball rubs, his choice of steak if he lasts longer than me.

k

>Equip Greatsword
>Roll under his belly
>Cut him repeatedly from below
>Defeat pupper
>Obtain Soul of Sif.

Shoot it in the face with my gun...