ylyl
Ylyl
Carson Parker
Nathan Cox
ahahah so funny, lel
Jaxson Allen
Joseph Jackson
That Jew girl is qute af
Andrew Gray
Your thread is.... Unnecessary.
Austin Williams
>triggered
true multiculturalism when
Cameron Garcia
>and then the sandnigger exploded
Austin Smith
He does NOT trust them blacks.
Nolan Hernandez
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Nathaniel Hughes
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Henry Ortiz
With a click of a lock you walk back to my computer, flopping down on your DXRacer, refreshing Sup Forums. There, in that finite moment, you see a beacon of light: a YLYL thread. Your hands tremble as you move your cursor over and click on it. You quickly scroll up and down the responses. Thank god, it's still a virgin. The engine in your chest pounds, begging to burst from your body as you click the reply button and upload a picture of His divine glory. Yes, it is Him.
His teeth glimmer in shimmering 1080p and you feel yourself become sweaty. His smile seems playful, yet shy at the same time as He holds His peel, as though begging for you to post Him. Then, as no robot could do, you post a picture of the great and benevolent Funny Banana.
You've done it yet again. You've saved this thread. Lori looks down on you from on high, caressing you in her blessing. You don't care about her though. All you see is Him. The subtle curve of his banana pulls at you like an intoxicating perfume. You no longer can control your hands as they glide down to the desk drawer, procuring from it a fresh, sensual banana.
The peel is so soft to the touch. It fills your stomach with delicious sin, your cock beginning to pulsate against it's sweatpants cage. Your eyes drift from the banana in your hand to the monitor once more, Funny Bananas eyes daring you to go farther. A breath catches in your throat. You stand up from your seat, placing the banana gently on your desk. It's yellow color is so vivid, so bright that you can't help your unrelenting erection.
Jackson Ramirez
You quickly pull down your sweatpants to expose your throbbing penis. You cannot wait any longer. Time is of the essence, and Funny Banana pleads with you to give him everything you have. You grip your cock in your hand and without breaking eye contact with Him you smash your penis into the banana on the desk. The initial impact breaks the peel, but it's still so tight. Only a small amount of banana ozes from the slit. You smash your cock into the banana once more, this time creating a fissure in the peel. Banana squirts from the sides, and you take care to rub your cock against the excreted mush.
With your member a glistening bond between man and banana you smash your cock onto the banana again and again, never looking away from His powerful gaze. There is almost no banana inside the peel anymore. Some has sprayed onto your keyboard, joing the remains of previous bananas. This doesn't stop you though. Your penis hurts from hitting it against the desk, but the feel of His love is too powerful for you to stop. With all the force in your body you slam your cock onto the desk once more, sending banana mush and semen flying.
You fall back onto your chair, legs quivering. You run your pointer finger along the shaft, catching banana and cum on it, taking care to lap up every drop. He smiles on, appeases for now. But there will be more threads to come.
Aiden Bennett
Hahahah Xd BANANA!!!!!
Ian King
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Carson Campbell
This is so funny!
Mind if I save it on my computer?
Robert Reed
Haha so accurate
Jacob Garcia
never relax around blax
Xavier Brooks
Sup Forums stands for banana
Dominic Hernandez
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Henry Green
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Brayden Wright
God damn...
I am muslim and I want to explode right now.
Grayson Hughes
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Ethan Ortiz
Blake Cox
Reddit shills GTFO
Dylan Scott
All yours my friend!
Grayson Miller
Wow you fucking niggers just cuckold
Parker Evans
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Nathan Morgan
what does mean e= anyway
Nolan Torres
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Carter Bailey
then the Muslim screams Allah Akbar and they all get blown up
Noah Russell
Hahaha! Keep this comedy gold coming!
Easton Bell
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Parker Bailey
> no straight whites allowed
Aaron Hill
No problem
Cameron Kelly
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Gavin Cox
Blake Howard
>dat feel when i just made a google account and customized my gender to be attack helicopter
Logan Ward
Luke Gomez
Did you notice today they did the "wage gap" shit at the bottom of the screen?
Lucas Davis
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Charles Fisher
The banana jokes are good
But this...
This is genius!
Adam Jackson
The white girl with the cross is the only normal one
Jaxson Walker
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
Xavier Brown
B L A C K E D
L A C K E D B
A C K E D B L
C K E D B L A
K E D B L A C
E D B L A C K
D B L A C K E
Aaron Lewis
Stop ruining Sup Forums
Josiah Wilson
/thread
Henry Sanders
And the black one is leaning all over her. Racist as fuck.
Dominic Nguyen
Christopher Hill
What are you doing goyim
Isaiah Edwards
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Jonathan Gonzalez
Did they just imply that judaism is a nationality?
Andrew Perry
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Anthony Powell
That zoo keeper is 6'6" and he looks so small next to that giraffe!
Brody Kelly
Fun fact: giraffes are gay.
Luke Stewart
the fuck
Gabriel Hall
t
Brandon Wood
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Luke Foster
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Austin Fisher
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Ian Turner
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Tyler Carter
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Oliver Morales
W..what?
Why..
Parker Nguyen
Why did someone think they needed to make this?
Charles Watson
really makes you think
Elijah Gray
9fag is a place of mystery isn't it?
Eli Bell
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Lucas Gomez
Nothing special, giraffe is ready to give birth. Local news has been airing "the giraffe cam" for the past two months in anticipation.
Eli Phillips
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Gabriel Barnes
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Austin Moore
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Isaac Fisher
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Jace Gonzalez
Fukkin kek
Samuel Mitchell
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Andrew Lopez
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Thomas Long
tonight on to catch a predator
Elijah Gonzalez
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Easton Edwards
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Thomas Parker
The amount of tards who were triggered by this pic was hilarious.
Robert Torres
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Christian Price
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Sebastian Diaz
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Luke Flores
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Isaiah Turner
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Easton Brown
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Aiden Perry
as a Jew: you wat mate?
Adam Hughes
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Jack Murphy
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Nathaniel Green
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Jeremiah Clark
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Hudson Wilson
>Brazil rekts América
>Argentina comes to defend America
>America rekts Argentina
Uhh...
Isaac Anderson
At least the put the person with the bomb between the gay and the Jew and leave it to the blacks to be a gender that doesn't exist. Fuck this asshattery
Brayden Hill
Some good evidence here of the jaded cynicism that's taken root, why are you so miserable?
You no longer believe we'll all get along, and now it's a joke to you? Hope is lost on you, I'm sorry user.
Brayden Ward
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