Do i lose my man-card if i drive a mini?

do i lose my man-card if i drive a mini?

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sure do, but lets be honest..

even considering it

1. u must be a tiny faggot
2. ur beta to the max

Its better than my car and most of the people on here too, stay at homes cant afford such things

You never had one if you drive a mini, so no.

Unless old mini. Then we can talk

Only good mini is a stripped and rallied mini. Other wise. GAAYYYYYY

it would be my 2nd car, something other than my truck

a mini...

other than your truck..

so youre a closet homosexual with a painfully small cock

i do have a small english dick, but i'm hetero

Ask Ryo saeba

Nah. Minis are pretty cool.
Some of them are cooler than others.

Lupin made small cars look cool.

Don't try to roll us english lads into your ill fortune. Speak for yourself....as if your dick is what english men dick is supposed to be. How pathetic....

all englishmen are closet homosexuals. so...

this guy has seen a lot of english cock

Asking a question like this might. If you're a real man, your car doesn't define you. You define you. Guys who need the biggest and fastest and usually not the biggest and fastest guys.

No.

All these immature and insecure fags will say otherwise.

Minis are cool and fun to drive. They handle like go-karts. Get a stick shift and go for the JCW for maximum fun.

I bet your mini has an "im with her" bumper sticker on it right next to your Bernie sticker

verified fag

I need to return a question. Does your mini have SS on the side of it?

>truth from the Oracle's mouth

Nah. They're fun to drive.

i think a decal like this on the back would look bad ass.

i'm only packing about 5.5 inches/14cm, so i'd say small.

yes

no you silly little faggot.

nothing is going to make you "look bad ass"

excepy mybe fat fags looking at your ass thinking its flat... then mybe they will think its a "bad ass"..

i like the way you attempted to formulate a pun and it crashed horribly at the end.

like your man card inside that mini

That was such a horrible fucking joke dude. You legitimately deserved to be punched in the mouth for that.

actually the mini gets good crash ratings from the IIHS.

iihs.org/iihs/ratings/vehicle/v/mini/cooper-2-door-hatchback

I don't drive a Mini.

...

ooh so extra spicey mad.

settle down lil fella

yes.

if you're not already enrolled in hairdresser school, you need to do that right away

>do i lose my man-card if i drive a mini?
yes

Yet you don't deny the bumper sticker allegations