Fluffy Thread: Chocobro welcome edition!

Fluffy Thread: Chocobro welcome edition!
Kweh!

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Shit these are the only two I have saved

get thee to the booru.

made this real life fluffy a few days ago, his name is Merlin. Working on making a baby fluffy for him, she's still in the works. Hopefully gonna be selling some baby fluffies to you all.

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Nevermind, I just had to scroll through the folder a bit

here's the baby fluffy on Merlin's head, she still isn't done obviously but it shows a good size comparison.

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He's very soft, he's made out of "silky" wool so you would probably quite enjoy petting him like in the gif

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No offence, but the eyes are kinda creepy.

...and making it in the first place isn't?

Now that you say it, I think that the eyes fit perfecty.

these were his eyes before I remade them.

You fags complain because you want a real life fluffy, I made one.

Kweh.

This resemble the typical thing that i'd kick in the ribs till death.
So i can assume that it's extremely similar to a fluffy

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chocobo porn pls

Kweh.

Hey there little guy. Are you a good fluffy, or a bad fluffy?

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>>Mewin am good fwuffy! Mewin wub babeh Wamewen, eben if she is stiw not pwetty yet, Mewin am good daddeh. Nice mistuh wikey Mewin? *beams*

Faggots

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get out

Kweh.

I'll just leave this here
mediafire.com/?62vex8n8j8cowi2

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10/10, would stomp till dead....

Thank you, appreciate it. he was made for both hugbox and abusers alike

You certainly look like a good fluffy. Tell me, where's your special friend?

Here's an old story I wrote when Papers Please was relevant
>Be Arstotzkan border inspector.
>It’s January 1st, 1983 in East Grestin.
>The past few days without work chewed through your savings, but the money Jorji gave to you on December 23rd was enough to keep the apartment warm.
>Your wife and her mother cooked a great breakfast to celebrate going back to work.
>You hug your son and niece as they head out the door and to school and you kiss your wife goodbye.
>You wave goodbye to your uncle and mother-in-law. They smile and wave back.
>You walk to work. As usual, it is a very cold morning.
>You arrive at the checkpoint. You look over the bulletin.
“Welcome back to work, inspector. You no longer have to confiscate Arstotzkan passports. All other previous protocols are still in place. Continue to work hard. Glory to Arstotzka.”
>You turn the page to the “Wanted Criminals” section and keep your rule book at hand.
>“NEXT!”
>After a few hours of meticulously checking papers and approving/denying/detaining entrants, you call the next entrant.
>“NEXT!”
>As the entrant walks up you see a familiar face.
>“Papers, please.”
“Hello friend!”
>It’s none other than the drug-smuggling Jorji Costava
“I see you no need to go to Obristan.”
>“It turns out, everything is all right. As you can see, I still have my job.”
“That’s great!”
>“What is the purpose of your trip?”
“I pass through.”
>“Duration of stay?”
“Two days.”
>Everything matches up. But, as you look at the reading from the scale, his mass is different from his papers.
>“I’m going to need to search you, Jorji.”
“Is ok, this happen many time before.”
>The shutters close and the camera makes its first flash.
“Cheep!”
>What was that? You could have sworn you heard something make a noise after the flash.
>The second flash occurs.
“EEE! Scawy!”
>The shutters open as the scan prints.
“Did you hear something, Jorji?”
“Hear what?”
Cont?

>>Mewin..... Mewin no hab specul fwiend....
*he pouts for a while*
>>Mummah says any new fwuffies will be sowd... *sniffles*

Then where did your baby come from merlin?

Stop posting no one cares about your shitty little plushy

>> Fwuffy am special an no need special huggies fo babeh to be made! Mummah wet Mewin pick cowors for babbeh.

Obviously people do. This tells me all I need to know about you, that no one will ever love you and you shit on anything good in your life or in anyone elses' life. KYS

obviously.

I'd rather see something new than nothing

No I agree, every fucking fluffy thread is infested with shitty pictures of your shitty arts and crafts project. why would you spend time making these?
KYS

Sup Forums died the second you idiots let tumblr co-opt your pussy asses
go back to your trap thread landwhale

That's really neat! Top marks on the crochet!

Because they are cute and fun. And people do appreciate when someone puts work into making something new. There were no real life fluffies, so I made one. If you think it's so shitty I'd like to see you make anything nearly as good as this, but the best thing you've ever created is a 12 inch long turd.

Thank you!

And what colors did you pick Merlin? The sane as yours?

Cont.
>“Someone saying ‘EEE! Scary!’ while the camera was flashing.”
“I hear nothing. Must have been wind.”
>You look at the scan, it shows that something is affixed to his leg.
>You turn the photo, and see what he was carrying.
>It looks like some sort of package, two small boxes. Attached to them is a plastic tube going down his leg.
>“Jorji, I thought you didn’t need to smuggle drugs anymore.”
“No! Is not drugs! Is something else!”
“What could it possibly be?”
“Is flaffy pony!”
>“Flaffy pony?”
>Jorji lifts his pant leg and pulls one of the creatures out to show you a creature with blue fur about the size of a mouse.
>It doesn’t resemble a pony very much, but you can make out stubby legs and a small muzzle.
“Cheep!”
“Is new pet from United Federation! Have you been reading the news?”
>“No, the last thing anyone wanted to do during a government crackdown and potential coup was go outside. There were no newspapers.”
“No worries! Flaffy is very cute animal. I think of selling them to pet store and make money!”
>The animal shits in Jorji’s hand.
>“And it can talk?”
“Is breakthrough in science! I know!”
>Jorji puts the animal away and wipes his hand on his pants.
>You don’t know much about policies surrounding animals, but you’ve heard of pest problems in other countries.
>You consult your rulebook. No entries on animals.
>You can’t be sure if you’d get in trouble for letting Jorji in with the animals, so you press the detain button.
>“Let the guards determine what to do. I can’t keep the line waiting.”
“It’s ok, they let me through anyway.”
>The guard approaches the booth
“OUT!”
>Jorji complies. You call the next entrant.
>“NEXT!”

Cont.
>After a few more hours, the clock strikes 6pm. You approve the last entrant and head home.
>You collect your salary. A decent 70 credits.
>You head home, pay the bills, have dinner, and go to bed.
>You wake up the next morning and see your wife reading the newspaper very intently and with a strange look in her eyes
“Honey, look at this! A species of small talking ponies is infesting Kolechia. A strange world we’re living in, huh?”
>shit.jpg
>You walk over to read the headline.
“POTENTIAL PEST PROBLEM THREATENS KOLECHIA: How a Cute Little Animal from the United Fed is Threatening Kolechia’s Economy!”
>”Hey, I saw some of those yesterday.”
“You did?”
>”Indeed, one of the entrants was trying to smuggle some in.”
“What happened?”
>”I detained him, apparently that was the right decision.”
“Well that’s good, the last thing this country needs is another food shortage.”
>”You know I will never let any food shortage happen in this house.”
“I’m sure you would do anything for us, but the paper is saying entire farms get destroyed by these things as if they were a swarm of locusts!”
>”You know I won’t let that happen. If worse comes to worst, we will eat the little bastards for dinner.”
“I just hope they taste like cows and not rats.”
>You laugh as you grab food from the icebox.
>You walk to work after completing your morning routine.
>You get to work, and Special Investigator M. Vonel from the Ministry of Information is waiting as you open the shutters.
“Hello, Inspector, how is work going?”
>“It’s going good, Investigator. How may I help you?”
“I have received reports of pests being smuggled through this checkpoint. Have you heard any high pitched talking?”
>“Yes, the man smuggling the animals was detained.”
“Ok, good. I will go check on the guards.”
>The investigator leaves the booth and goes towards the holding area.
>You decide to get to work and call the first entrant.

>>Mewin wan fiwwie, so Mewin pick pink for her fur an gween for her hair. Her name is Wamewen! Mewin will show nice mistuh once Wamewen has her cowors.

pic is of Merlin without his fluffies

Cont.
>"NEXT!"
>You approve the first entrant, but just as he leaves M. Vonel comes running from the holding area.
“CLOSE THE CHECKPOINT! WE HAVE A SITUATION!”
>Just as you are about to ask questions about what’s going on, you hear an explosion.
>It must have been on the Kolechian side, because there is nothing on the Arstotzkan side and the Kolechian side has entrants scattering.
>You walk outside your booth to find out what’s going on, and there is a small hole through the wall, just small enough for a child to crawl through.
>You unlock the weapons cabinet and, expecting a terrorist, you grab your tranquilizer.
>As you look back at the Kolechian side, you see a conglomeration of bright colors headed towards the border.
>You make out the shapes of a small, fluffy horses with round heads and short muzzles, likely the same as the ones yesterday but much bigger.
“Fwuffies go dis way! Wike hooman say!”
>They start running towards the border. M. Vonel sees this.
“SHOOT THEM! WE CAN’T LET THEM THROUGH!”
>You shoot one, as soon as the dart hits the animal it makes a face of pure terror and tumbles like a sack of potatoes.
>It comes to a halt and urinates on the floor
>The fluffies behind it tumble over their fallen comrade
>You laugh as you prepare the next shot
>“I’m out!”
“Then get another one!”
>You take the key to the sniper cabinet.
>You look and you see the animals already through the wall!
>The guards start shooting,you see blood flying out of the bodies of the ones being shot.
>Unfortunately, the shooting is not enough. They are coming faster than they are being killed!
>You fire the two rounds of your sniper rifle. You kill what you think is about 10 of them as the bullets go through the animals like a hot knife through warm butter.
>“I’m out!”
>Vonel looks to you. Even he is killing the animals with his own pistol.
“Then do something!”

Your isp is now legally allowed to do whatever it wants with your data ipanon.com

just out of curiosity, how old are you?

Cont.
>Suddenly, it hits you.
>You run to the Kolechian side and you immediately see a seemingly endless stampede of colorful animals headed to the hole in the wall.
>You see one of the barricades. You start to push it towards the hole.
>It’s heavy, but you still manage to move it.
>They are still running as you push it, splattering blood all over the wall as their speed and sheer force from behind crushed their skulls into the barricade.
>You hear the constant screeching and cries of “Owies!” as you keep pushing.
>You cover the hole and the animals still continue to crash into the wall, if not their fallen comrades that crashed into it before.
>The stampede notices the others getting killing themselves as they run into the wall, so it starts to change direction towards your booth!
>You run as fast as you can so you can close the door.
>They are about a meter away from entering as you close it shut.
>You feel a series of bumps on the door you are holding closed, each bump followed by a grunt, screech or cry for help.
>“Shit! That was close!”
“But it wasn’t enough! The guards ran out of ammo and a few of them got through!”
>“It’s better than a horde of them getting in, right?”
“I’m afraid not, these things breed like rabbits. at least the population will suffer from inbreeding after a few generations.”
>“I hope so.”
>You head home and tell your family what happened. Your niece doesn’t like the story as she heard more about them at school and thinks they are cute. She doesn’t understand.
>Your paycheck is sent by courier. It also includes a 20 credit bonus.
>After a few hours, you head to bed.

This reminds me of pikmin for some reason, looks pretty good though

Cont.
>The next morning, you read the newspaper.
“KOLECHIAN TERRORISTS ALLOW FLUFFIES INTO ARSTOTZKA: Daring Bomb Attack Allows Animals to Enter Despite Border’s Best Efforts!”
>You find out that the checkpoint is closed for repairs and cleanup. You can only imagine how much blood was spilled yesterday.
>You just hope you have enough savings to provide food and heat to your family!
END

If any of you are interested in more I still have the sequels saved.

22 , you?

I can see why you'd think that.

But won't she be sold?

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I want to keep one regular sized fluff (Merlin) and one mini fluff (Watermelon) for reference to use when I make new fluffies. It makes it easier to make the base for future fluffies if I already have fluffies made with the correct dimensions.

Do you have a request for a future mini fluffy colors? I can also make removable legs, eyepatched fluffies, and so on.

and just to clarify about the age thing, i'm not judging you, i was genuinely just curious.

nice work on the fluffy btw. very cute.

Looks like a blue pig. Dafuq?

sure thing, babe.

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lol yeah without his fluffies he was more of a silky than a fluffy. He was super soft but was very thin comparatively to how he is now.

hey no problem. I'm just practicing all the art I can so I can eventually make it my job. I make some money now, about $150 per commission, but it isn't enough just yet.

You wanted a filly, huh? Planning to make Watermelon into an enfie babbehs?

What

That is fucking terrifyjng

under rated post. This is motherfucking art

>>NUUUU Mewin wub Wamewen, Mewin nebeh wowsest owwies Wamewen! Mewin just wikey pwetty fiwwie cowors. (grins)

Thank you! Took this new pic just for you. Watermelon has made some progress since I took that last pic.

But enfie babbehs are bestest babbehs. Come on, Merlin: how else are you going to get good feels?

keep up the good work. you're already pretty good.

you could make a few small ones, put catnip in its stomach, and sell them as a cat toys for cats to torture.

Hell yeah, we need more.

I could definitely do that, but the problem is that these take a really long time to make. Merlin took 24 hours and Watermelon has taken 5 hours just to get to where she is now. Unless people wanna pay $60+ for a cat toy it might be better if they were just human toys :P But I would really enjoy seeing a video of a cat tearing into one of these. I bet the fluffy abuse threads would love it.

>>Enfie babbehs best babbehs? Mewin wikey best babbehs but Mewin am good daddeh an no hurties Wamewen. Maybe Mewin unfies wif other fwuffies before fwuffy am sowd?

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Something tells me your mummah won't allow that. Better enf what you've got, Merlin.

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bump

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Allah truly is great

In case you thought that was supposed to be a cute image...
It's a fetish
Be careful, some degenerates want to fuck the bird

Would you rather have a fluffy or a puffy griffin?

Best story of Fluffy Pony shit.

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what is this faggot shit

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