Hey Sup Forums, i got a knife onto an flight

Hey Sup Forums, i got a knife onto an flight

Dubs decides what i do, will deliver

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timestamp or GTFO

My friend 17 by accident sneaked in a knife into a plane
It was in his leather jacket that he was wearing

Don't go to jail

Fake and gay

Lose the weight in the face, Alex

Thats some faggy reporter, youtuber already covered this fuck off fakeOP

run down the aisle yelling allahu akbar with one in each hand

Stab the pilot

That's because TSA has redefined it's prohibition on pocket knives. No locking blades, no assisted opening, 2 1/2 inch or 3 inch lengths iirc.

Congrats, you've followed the rules. Did you need attention today?

Genocide

Rolling for mile-high club, solo edition, hardcore mode

Shove it up your ass

flush it into the toilet

The Trump Tower is still standing

Too bad jet fuel cant melt steel beams.

>right click
>google search image
>mfw

>TSA has redefined
Nope

cunt

stab yourself with it

It's a feminist on a plane with a knife get her Air Marshal go

this, so many fucking newfags

Now would you please deliver, OP?

what the fuck would anyone do with such a shit knofe? I'd gladly take on a muzzy with a knife as shit as that.

Second. Poopsturbate with it.

> be autistic af
> stick "knives" between fingers like Wolverine
> find air marshal
> "lets do this bub!"
> get shot
> society is better now that gene pool is cleaner

Guess what
Op will never deliver

Op is a lying autistic faggot and deserves testicular cancer.

Hijack the plane and fly it into mekka

> article....jpg
bitch plx

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2396327/Airport-security-farce-Deadlier-knives-used-9-11-sold-duty-free-taken-London-flight.html

^all people above are fucking autists^

this photo is from 2013, it takes under a second to right click the image and search google or tineye for it

start playing arab music.
then start saying allah akbar allah akbar
to see what happens next.