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DEN:Doink
KC:Tyreek Hill burns Denver for 3 TDs in OT win
MIN:Stefon Diggs misses Vikings practice Sunday
NE:Gronk (back) seen moving gingerly after game
TB:Gerald McCoy spotted with boot on right foot
NYJ:Enunwa stars with 109 yards in Week 12
NE:Brady leads New England to comeback win
NE:Mitchell rescues Patriots with late touchdown
TB:Mike Evans smokes Seahawks for 8/104/2
CAR:J-Stew runs for 96 yards and 2 TDs in defeat
CAR:Cam has 3 TDs; Panthers comeback falls short
SEA:Seahawks held to five points in Week 12 loss
TB:Winston's 2 early TDs enough to beat Seahawks

First for Giants-Patriots SB part 3.

CHIEFS

R/a/iders!

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Elite defense and an elite QB we're going to the playoffs

>a fucking leaf

/thread

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS THREAD

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>doink

First post, best post.

It's funny. You can tell the NFL is rigged, because now that Peyton no longer plays for the Broncos and the bandwagoners don't care anymore, they suck. The Patriots and Cowboys, though, will lose fans if they don't go to the super bowl this year.

Also, expect the Packers to go to the owl next year. Cap this.

holy shit that guy is fast

Who the fuck can fucking stop us?
> patriots look like ass
> chiefs have no secondary
> chiefs only won because broncos choked
> broncos are chokers
> chorgers are shit
> rest of AFC is fucking hot garbage.

>Who the fuck can fucking stop us?

>yfw Raiders have a winning season for the first time in 14 years

where is my Hill/Thomas fanfiction

wait a sec, didn't the cheifs already beat oakland in oakland this year?

>implying

nice cupcake schedule there m8

Plus refs are in raiders pockets. Sure does looks like Christmas

>Chokeland loses to the Chiefs
>Broncos lose to the Chiefs
>Chargers lose to the Chiefs

nice try though

Your team will be swept by the Chiefs again.

Don't be surprised when the inevitable takes place.

I literally can't wait till the queefs beat you guys again so you will finally shut the fuck up.

> implying anything the chiefs do in the regular season matters.
> implying the chiefs wont chief in the playoffs

Top quarterbacks in the 2050 NFL season:

1. Robo-Rodgers
2. Tom Brady
3. Crayola Manning
4. Jinjarkavius Johnson
5. Andrew Rivers

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9001. Robert Griffin VI

Santos is from Brazil
Paulo Orlando is from Brazil

both played for teams in KC
one has a world champion
the other soon to follow

huehuehue

funny but the last time i saw the raiders in the playoffs they were getting fist fucked by chucky's bucs so bad that they went into a fifteen year long nose dive

>Chiefs lose to the Cuckaneers
That logic doesn't work.

Im sure my Bills are gonna give you a what for!
nah, im sure its gonna be a fucking shitshow top of the slip slide into blatant sunday alcohol abuse like most.

It's the year of the Chiefs we will have home field advantage in the AFC this year with all of our guys back and rested.

Eat shit and your team sucks whatever it is

>one off

Kek simply isn't with you. Chiefs are the only ones capable of meme magic here. You will see. Check em.

AFC
1. Patriots 13-3
2. Raiders 13-3
3. Ravens 10-6
4. Texans 9-7
5. Chiefs 11-5
6. Bills 10-6


NFC
1. Cowboys 13-3
2. Seahawks 12-3-1
3. Falcons 12-4
4. Lions 10-6
5. Giants 11-5
6. Redskins 9-6-1

WC
Ravens>Bills 17-13
Chiefs>Texans 35-10

Falcons>Redskins 37-31
Giants>Lions 24-19

Divisional
Ravens>Patriots 24-14
Patriots>Chiefs 27-24

Giants>Cowboys 23-19
Seahawks>Falcons 31-23

Championship
Raiders>Ravens 29-17
Giants>Seahawks 19-14

SB
Raiders-Giants.

>Cowboys are now tied with the Seahawks and Patriots for most wins against over .500 teams with 4
>If Eagles win on Monday, Cowboys and Seahawks then have the most with 5 wins over above .500 teams

What was it you were saying about babby schedules again?

> chiefs faggots think they can get dubs
observe

Anyone notice how when the Vikings were 5-0, the NFL ratings were lower than they'd been in years, whereas now the ratings are much better?

Totally not rigged.

Is Kansas city the Mecca for meme magic

That game rests on Peters being out with an injury... you can't win em all I guess. Luckily it wasn't an AFC west game

>t. delusional raiders fan

What does that have to do with rigged and why would they rig it against the Vikings? The only time anyone has ever cared about the Vikings was when they had Randy Moss

>that high five at the end

THAT NUMbER 13 bEING THE bIGGEST bRO bLOCKER EVER.
He ran just as fast as the returner. best kick return this year.

Pretty much. Smeth is Kek incarnate.

STOP DESTROYING MY NARRATIVE THAT THE COWBOYS HAVE AN EASY SCHEDULE

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT THE COWBOYS ARE SUCH AN ELITE TEAM AARRRRGGHHHHHHH

>Falcons
>winning out

kill yourself you fucking retard

b-b-ut Im a chiefs fan who just got dubbs, see?

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>1. Patriots 13-3
>implying Brady and Gronk can stay healthy

>2. Raiders 13-3
>implying that shitty D can get them a first-round bye

>3. Ravens 10-6
>implying Big Ben won't go on an absolute tear to finish the season

>4. Texans 9-7
>implying Cocksweiler doesn't collapse completely

>5. Chiefs 11-5
>implying Broncos aren't the better team

>6. Bills 10-6
>implying Bills

>implying the Broncos aren't the better team

um user?

>raidniggers going 4-1 against @chiefs, @broncos, @chargers, bills, and colts

witnessed

>why would they rig it against the Vikings?
>The only time anyone has ever cared about the Vikings was when they had Randy Moss
You literally just answered your own question.

Top 10 QBs of 2021
1. Derek Carr
2. Andrew Luck
3. Russell Wilson
4. Aaron Rodgers
5. Matt Stafford
6. Marcus Mariota
7. Andy Dalton
8. Jameis Winston
9. Kirk Cousins
10. Cam Newton

QB retirements by 2021
Eli Manning
Tom Brady
Ben Rothlisberger
Jay Cutler
Alex Smith
Drew Brees
Carson Palmer
Ryan Fitzpatrick

Chiefs will collapse under the weight of that horrible offense. At least the Broncos have Thomas and Sanders.

I am happy with that result.

>Luck
>that high

Put Stafford there

Andy Reid bye week meme magic doesn't count

>Replying to bait

>Captain Kirk that low

how come you don't like that, user?

I'm so confused user because if the chiefs offense is so bad then how did they score more points then the broncos???

>first in receiving TDs
>second in receiving yards

elite as FUCK

their offense is good enough against defenses that aren't as elite as denver's

thank you based manlet

He's good.

he's ELITE

Here's the FG with replays

Defense and special teams, fucktard.

You're right. The Chiefs won't face a lockdown defense ever again and they'll pile on 84 points a game. I'm sorry, user.

Thanks for all the yous faggots. Cant wait to see you guys get exposed again this year.

Were you awake 2 hours ago?

I think he is saying shit offense is boring for the masses, especially when their defense made most offenses look shit.

I cannot fucking wait for Dak to outclutch Eli and shut all the fagass Giants fans up.

how many TDs will he drop on the packers?

FTFY

Top 10 QBs of 2021
1. Dak Prescott
2. Russell Wilson
3. Kirk Cousins
4. Matt Stafford
5. Aaron Rodgers
6. Matt Ryan
7. Tyrod Taylor
8. Derek Carr
9. Marcus Mariota
10. Cam Newton

>QB retirements by 2021
Eli Manning
Tom Brady
Ben Rothlisberger
Tony Romo
Jay Cutler
Alex Smith
Drew Brees
Carson Palmer
Ryan Fitzpatrick

Here is the entire comeback and win sequence

Dak Prescott hasn't even played a full season yet retard.

> rating russell who unironically threw 2 ints to the bucs

No problem. Have another. You'll need it when you get your asshole prolapsed for a second time. :^)

Which is why the NFL needed to get teams with good offenses into the playoffs, a la Raiders. This is a business, and their business is to entertain.

I legit dropped my face into my hands, yelled "FUCK". Looked up to yell incoherently at my outdated 47" Samsung LCD, only to find the ref with his arms in the air. That shit was absurd. Game of inches, family.

he gets a season ending injury dropped on him

kek wills it

Won't Rivers be retired by 2021?

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Our defense is elite you fucking idiot.

>how many TDs will his WRs drop against the packers
Ftfy

The Giants cannot, CANNOT beat Seattle in Seattle. The team isn't as good as the 2007 team and Seattle is harder to beat at home than Favre's Packers were. Eli would throw three picks to Thomas and Sherman and Seattle would win by two scores.

Good luck with Collins, JPP, Vernon, Snacks. That's who The Cowboys should be worried about.

With his receiving corps? Probably only two. One to Ertz, the other to Sproles.

The Bucs are actually good this year

you're doing god's work, user

Yeah, I'm not all that worried.

>tfw nobody ever heeds my warnings

DELETE THIS

>in 5 years we will no longer have tom, big ben, romo, breesus, fitztragic, smeth, and the great autist

i am sad now

> t. seacucks fan on damage control

>The Giants cannot, CANNOT beat the 15-1 Packers in Green Bay. The team isn't as good as the 2007 team and this Packers team is harder to beat at home than Favre's Packers. Eli Would throw three picks to Woodson and Williams and Green Bay would win by two scores.

>Seahawks lose to the Buccaneers
>Seahawks beat Patriots
>Patriots best in AFC West

I mean the logic is pretty sound, the Buccaneers have a winning record now.

He is on pace to have the best career stat-wise of any QB ever in the history of football

I am a Bucs fan.

The Packers had a shit defense in 2011.

>5 pts
>Beating Eli/OBJ memeage.

Yeah okay.

>Andy Reid finally exorcised the spirit of Dwayne Bowe from the Chefs and sent it to the Iggles

nice blog