ITT:

ITT:
we're in a waiting room

*coughs*

*Yaaawn*cough*cough*

*starts to masturbate vigorously after seeing an old man with socks and sandals walk past*

*grabs a magazine*

*Looks up from reading newspaper to stare at you, peaking over the top edge of 70s glasses with a hostile glare*

*hums*

*awkward sounds from intestines*

*chuckle at phone and lets out a little silent fart and blames the old guy next to me*

*tries to leave the waiting room only to see there is no door*