ITT:

ITT:
we're in a waiting room

*coughs*

*Yaaawn*cough*cough*

*starts to masturbate vigorously after seeing an old man with socks and sandals walk past*

*grabs a magazine*

*Looks up from reading newspaper to stare at you, peaking over the top edge of 70s glasses with a hostile glare*

*hums*

*awkward sounds from intestines*

*chuckle at phone and lets out a little silent fart and blames the old guy next to me*

*tries to leave the waiting room only to see there is no door*

Lol

FRAAAAAAP!

Blame the old man int the sandals

*stares at the person across from me until they look in my direction and the keep staring when they turn back*

*hushes*

*try to make eye contact and smile at females in the room*

*asks what are we waiting for*

*makes an origami bitf but gets called a faggot for it*

*ahem, sorry*
Assuming you're 20yrs older than me

*Awkwardly notices you looking at female and coughs*

*shits*

>whips out his dick
You guys want some pesto?

*wonders who hasn't invested in eastern poland*

*loads rifle* "ALL JOCKS STAND UP"

*unzips dick*

*quickly look at artwork on the wall*

*Motions you to sit next to me as we have an empty waiting room, despite having 10 people here*

*gets called up and quietly goes over to desk*

OH GOD PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

...

*ALLAHU AKBAR*

*itches ass cheek*

shh
were waiting for....
something

This is most realistic situation.

*looks outside to see a scorched body*

I call dibs on this bad boy.

*walks in, sits down, looks around the room*

excuse me sir why are you brandishing a rifle in here?

*pulls out a snack with a very strong odor*

[visible confusion]

So what about those gay vampires from outer space running the globe?

HAY GAUISE MOM CAN I HAVE POPSICAL

*looks around*

*Pulls out gun with loudencer*
, Put the gun down.

*lets coughing children run around and loudly ask questions about everything*

*whispers to another user* oh jeez the tard is here

*Oh God just remain calm*

*gets up from the seat* "okay, I don't have time for this."

Imma go play over here.

*sniffs air* what the hell who shit themself

*signs electronic signature pad with actual pen*

*gets back from bathroom*

HEY WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY PEOPLE MAGAZINE!?

Keeeeeek

*noticeable fart and smell*

*acting like it wasn't me*

*puts on most seductive face to distract you*
> Wasn't me

they better not already all have the puzzles filled in..

MODS

*stares at you with the lazy eye*

Clears throat 5x over 10 minutes, opens and closes facebook 10 different to see if any new stories

Alright guys I'm out of here, I'm going surfing.

*gets a fanta soda from a vending machine*

*stares at ceiling and walls to avoid eye contact*

see you later user have fun

Just popping in to make this thread great again.

Long wait, huh?

*shoo's annoyance away*

*loud conversation on speakerphone*

Kek'd out loud

...

*kicks*

"Lemme call you right back, I'ma chimp out for a sec"

*clears throat*
were now taking the first person who needs a.... uh.... doubles pescription?

*shifts uncomfortably, knowing it's my suppository*

hey you... wait no this isnt for you

excuse me, i've been here half an hour already, and no one has been called yet. where the fuck is the doctor? if someone doesn't see me soon i'll break all the goddamn windows in this motherfucker.

he needs identification dubs
if you dont have an id you can leave

*starts gagging on cock

Take a seat, we'll call your name when it's time, and we're turning the thermostat up

"Here, try OP's. It's much smaller."

Hope you's guys dont mind, but im a messy eater

Not at all

you get any of that on me and i will get very upset

sir i think you're next
you have identification dubs

*opens his throat with hands*

Thank christ, that screaming baby has given me the bloodlust

*blood sprays all over the room*

BBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

you're next sir

*takes an eldritch dump in the only bathroom which opens outward into the lobby*

May I introduce myself,
my name is Doctor Joseph Heiter, and I am your attending physician.

looks like some sauce fell on me, oops.

Nope, you are, I have Hitler dubs
you jew

*takes shit in hands and starts to clap.

*niggers*

Have you met

please get in the gas chamber

Reads leaflet about coping with cancer

Laughs loudly

*kills everybody*
*blows up the waiting room*

god damn

>Stands up comly
>Unbuttons tie
>Coughs once, so they know to pay attention
>Yell "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM"
>Tell receptionist she is full of shit when she responds
>Shoot self in head
>>Take shit in heaven

Fucking kek

*gets back in queue for the clerk, to eventually ask if I can get some water, gets pointed to the water machine behind me, I acknowledge and go back to my seat without water*