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I'll start. I imagine I wouldn't be friends with most of you irl

Why you so dressed up

Took a quick shit after finishing my meeting.

I like how you probably paid an extra $400 for that shoddy notch lapel stitching when you could've gone for peak stitching and looked way sharper.

>flap pocket on a slimsuit instead of angled or better yet a jetted pocket... get the fuck out of here.

TBH you're one of those chodes who go broke trying to look rich.

gel case on an iphone.. you spend $500 on a phone but you can't spend 40 for a nice case?

You're such a faggot it's insane. why the fuck does that ugly tie hang below your fucking belt what kind of bait is this?

Is this bait? I hope it's bait

Poor handkerchief folding skills. We would indeed not be friends.

Damn don't hate the player. He is in the game same as us.

It's a tailor made suit that was so poorly made it was given to goodwill where it got picked up. The asymmetry of this suit tilts the fuck out of me. I could buy a store bought for $300 and look better. I bet his shoes are brown instead of tan or even worse he's rocking shiny black shoes with a grey suit..

>he doesn't even have a nice watch to compliment the cuff links, ugh this guy walked into a store and just asked them to slap shit together.

I think we have a lot in common friend.

Yep you guys are jealous at my wealth.

Btw who uses cases on phones? Are you too incompetent to not break it?

I have to keep appearance at the my level of work. I have 3 secretaries and fuck them on the regular.

Post faces you fucks.

Since your begging us to ask. How much do you make you massive faggot nu male? Do you want me to suck your cock now?

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"secretaries"
Nigga you look like shitty white Mr. Moseby

Hows the front desk treating you?

My salary is $96k

More than your average Sup Forums user. I own 3 cars and I'm skilled in multiple sports. Having connections with famous athletes is one of the best things to do. Getting free pussy is great.

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96k. poor fag detected. how do you even live off that?

Lol... jealous of your wealth? You can't even afford a good suit.

You should use some of your "wealth" to get a decent suit.

It's called being smart with money. I have my father to thank for that.

How much do you make?

>96k
>less than an average C++/C/C#/Java developer
>fails even at troll threads

>smart with money
>3 cars"
they must be pretty shitty. I earn well more than that without having to leave my house or dress up in a shitty suit.

op come back when you make over 1.7m a year own a collection of porsches 2 P1's and a bunch of other shit boxes that kids want to take pictures off and gawk at

At home? You have home meetings in a suit? Lol. Okay broh...

Also you need to learn a double Windsor and stop wearing off the rack suits. Get a tailor you shmuck.

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Fuck me. I make a thread for people to show their faces and you guys are busy "roasting" me.

Stay on topic fools.

Snapchat/kik : aispolak
Because i can

this is me and my dad. he taught me to be good with money.

We wouldn't be friends because I'm not imaginary.

I imagine you aren't friends with anyone irl

That's nice, honey

Long Tie is Long, also why is the phone purple ?
also get rid of that shitty painting on the back have some class, looks like you googled a random imaged and framed it.
No ring or a watch ? not envious just creative critism

that over tightened single knot and the fact that your tie extends way below your buckle tells me you either have no clue what you are doing or your a lazy fuck or both

Or at least some at mens fashion depot.

well that's what happens when you post the most faggot-y picture you have of yourself

>anons first thread

i work for the railroad doing maintenance and make around your pay. you are no big deal.

everyone on this thread fell for the bait

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>I imagine I wouldn't be friends with most of you irl
That's because no one wants to be your friend

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Got a better pic?

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It was sweet for the groom to let you use one of his old suits. You make a dashing bride.

lookin good op

Kek

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You look like the rapey guy in the office that creeps out all the women. They are nice to your face, but behind your back they think you are a sex offender.

take the size sticker off your shirt you fucking fagg

Wow, you sound like a gigantic faggot, son

I'm going to find out who you are and tell everyone you know that you frequent a website that regularly posts chicks with dicks

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>overcompensating OP who clearly has something wrong with him

>double Windsor
What are you, American?

You look British as fuck.

You Argentine?

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me conocés gil?

>I wouldn't be friends with most of you irl
and i so wanted a 50 year old friend

What industry you in OP?

OP is missing a quality watch on his left wrist. Clearly OP is a poorfag looking for attention. Post dick or GTFO.

are you using the fucking face beautify feature you faggot

>this

??

that shirt sticker is absolutely horrifying and cringy

>OP is missing a quality watch on his left wrist.
>watch
>2017
I'm not OP, but that's just hilarious.

And yeah I get some (including you I guess) use it as a status symbol. All it tells me is you're a midrange manager who at some point got some money together to buy a redundant accessory. Could've spent that dough on hookers and blow, bro. Why don't you just pull the money out of the ATM in fives and burn them one by one after you gather a crowd?
The fuck do you think you are, a Burgundian vassal lord? This shit is over bro. Stratify yourself if you want, I'm above it.

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Well, you have to compalin about everything when you spend a lot of money for a stupid ass suit

That dude's nutsack could double as a flotation device.

Whoa! Someone enjoys his cigarettes.

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me pls

Are you using the ballsack beautify filter? What a faggot.

>96k

I make nearly double that. And I don't own a suit.

Someone sounds like they came from a poor family and is trying desperately to be seen as something more. Unfortunately, your desperation for approval makes it painfully obvious that you're not part of the crowd you long for.

REPORTING

Me

i make 96k look at me i bought a suit

How many drunk chicks have you stitched to your human centipede so far?

i'm argie, how do you know that?

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You look like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

you look like a nerdy faggot in a suit

justin beaver?

good point

Un argentino ario, imposible.

u look like u fuck dogs
>me
superior pure white male

Lol you're gay as fuck and ugly

>u look like u fuck dogs
Only the hottest girls fuck dogs.

Me running from terrorism

You look like Chris-Chans cousin who's both once and twice removed.

virgin catcher for minor league baseball

Rate me cunts

More like superior white whale.

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You look like a birth control advertisement.

you look like you peek into the windows of underage girls in your neighborhood

Give me a (you).

XD

def not with that faggot ass looking tie.

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