Sup Sup Forums give me the best tips to run from a pregnant girl...

Sup Sup Forums give me the best tips to run from a pregnant girl , how you guys would disappear to dont pay money for her? In my country you need to support the kid, and i don't want i wanna waste all my money in shit and drugs not in kids!

block her on all forms of contact on social media that you have. do not forget anything. change/block her number.

avoid her

what else do you want? kill her? it's pretty obvious how you run from a pregnant girl.

she dont't know my full name and don't know where i live, also dont know my parents names, i used to fuck her in some motel of 10$ and in her house when it was empity

well there you fucking go nigger, block her number, change your facebook privacy settings so no one can see your friends/add you as a friend and enjoy

lel fucking move a thousand miles and change your name to Ed Long Schlong and start your own porn empire

>In my country

In America? Go to Mexico.

In Mexico? Go to America.

>b-b-but I can't speak the lan-
They WILL catch you if you stay in your home country. They busted niggers easy in the days before cell phones and cameras and scanners on every surface.

i was thinking in travel to another country, which country is cheap and good to live? and not bullshit against imigrants?

What if his name is already Ed Long Schlong?

Yeah what those guys said. Also get a gun too while you're at it and disappear from this world while you're at it you spineless piece of distended rectum.

Go to Syria

im from brazil she just know my 1st name yolo

Change it to Ed Super Long Schlong

to be honest she told me this kid is from her ex Bf and he will support it but he doesnt want her, well me neither, she told me they fucked when we stoped talking for months then she got pregnant, but i still thinking if this shit i mean kid is my i would need to disappear so im making my plans

Marry her and help her get a better paying job than you have. Then get her to cheat on you, divorce her and take the kid. She will wind up paying instead.

i have no job

wait til the kid's birth, test it and check if its yours, if not be happy, if it is yours kill it and its mom.

dude i don't wanna take the risk of taking the test and giving my name + adress in a clinical test, and the other guy accepted this is his kid and will support, so i prefer to don't complain about it if this shit is mine well he want to support it so he can lmfaooo

life is too short to raise a kid, you can spend all your money and time with better things

easy, gtfo of your city, delete social media shit, change phone number, change email.

her dad is a fucking cop, i fucked her in his bed when he wasnt at home yolo
fuck the police

kek

you live in danger my friend, i think you are going to be a good papá/stepfather

So what if her dad is a cop? It's not like he's a fucking spy or shit. He just spends most of his day sitting in his car, eating doughnuts and giving out tickets. Cops are nobodys man. They ain't shit.
Lose your number, get out of the city, and if you got a social media account, delete it.
Break from your homies too, cause if she tries to use them to contact you you're gonna be fucked.

if she can't find me then no problem

she don't know any friend of me , or my family , she just know ehre i study

i have no friends at all i just talk all day with girls who i found on tinder and fuck some of them

That's perfect. Don't show any signs that you're planning on leaving. Just act normal, and see her just like you normally do. Then, when you're all set, bounce. Don't hit no one up, don't tell no one either. If you leave a trail of bread crumbs, she can always find you.
I'm talking from experience here.

post a pic of the pregnant woman.

it all can be also a lie of her because she lies alot , i hope this shit is not mine or is a lie , or the other guy support it and dont try any DNA test

she always told me she wanted to have a kid someday and she also love kids alot, i always told i don't want any kid , i think if she was really pregnant she would not drink and smoke alot like she is doing every weekend like a crazy whore, she would take care because of the kid , thats why i think it could be a lie