Sup Forumsros I need help! Catfishing a 9/10 girl from work for nudes under the guise of being a girl but apparently...

Sup Forumsros I need help! Catfishing a 9/10 girl from work for nudes under the guise of being a girl but apparently she's less naive than I thought. If a femanon could take a selfie with a timestamp from the neck down (preferably don't show your hair either) it would be greatly appreciated. Clothed or unclothed doesn't matter but you need to be white and anywhere between average and skinny. Will share any wins ofc

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I looked all over /soc/ and there's fucking no one with timestamps from today
PLEASE SOMEONE HELP
shameless self bump

Come on, let's help this guy! do it for the greater good.

Also, do you have a time limit?

No I don't I could always say that I didn't see her message asking for a timestamp tomorrow and just hope I can find one by then but fuck man

diana deets

you're welcum

Elaborate you cunt

For FUCKS sake man time is of the essence

That's the girl in OP's image. He probably didn't read the OP and thought you wanted the name of girl in pic.

Oh shit didn't even realize, what a dumb fuck

...

>TL;DR
>Op is willing to catfish a catfisher

bump

Two options.

1- Hang on Sup Forums and wait for someone to do you a solid.

2-Offer money. If you are willing to spend you increase your options as you could go to any cam whore/real whore and get an album full of pics for a price. Our I'm sure many guys here would get their wife/gf do it for some cash.

Yeah I know that's why I came here first though

Give it some time. Usually every day a slut comes by doing request pics. Keep bumping your thread and glance at the board to see if any threads started that might help you.

What's this girls name

Fuck if I know, some random slut

Bump

Some chick just started a thread called "hi".

Ask her

Here's her thread

Prolly fake but worth a shot. Oh the irony lol

I might be a bit too chubby. Should I post anyways?

You'll have better luck finding someone to do this on reddit

Whatever. Hope this works!

THANK YOU KIND SLUT
Now show us those titties

Nope. I am excited to see if this works though! Hope I'm not too chubby lol.

Pwetty pwease?

You're not too chubby don't worry, you're just obese

wow you're so edgy and cool.. fucking virgin fag she looks fine

Dubs!!

!!

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c'mon, we're trying for wins here.

You cant see shit so obese to me.

you can quite clearly see the width of her body

This.

White knight to the rescue ! Now back to 9gag, off you go

Upper body*

I'm actually not obese if you look at it from a medical perspective. In fact, I'm far from it. I was just nervous because I've gained a few pounds recently and it really shows on my small frame. For my height, I'm juuuuust above average weight.

white knight? not really.. just why is there any need to be rude when she's trying to help us all see this chick nude?

Love those nice big nipples!

Allright, a little fat than.

The conversation kind of stagnated for a couple hours but I sent the pic that the generous femanon was nice enough to provide and now we wait

SO hyped right now

Because i don't care and bitches like you get triggered easily
>white knight? not really..
Yes really, if this were two anons, you would have laughed/ignored it and moved on B-BUT THIS IS A GRILL SHE NEEDS SPECIAL TREATMENT D-DON'T BE MEAN TO HER
There are no girls on the internet, everyone gets shit here, shedeserves neither special treatment nor worse treatment just for being a girl, she just gets shit like everyone else

Relax, faggot.

I was not fucking prepared

Wow you're retarded

It's not even that rude. I KNOW I'm a little overweight. In my first post I even said I might be too heavy to help with the catfish. It's not offensive to repeat what I just said. I also know I'm not obese, so hearing that doesn't faze me. Normally I would never say my gender, It just seemed like I could help OP.

I would plow those titties to kingdom cum

see everyone thinks you're just stupid.. it's not because she's a girl at all? Say if OP needed a black guy I'd do the exact same when everyone inevitably called him a nigger.

Dunno if it'll help. Not really white

>alien thumb

Get naked please?

Most people are a lil overweight, i am too, good thing it doesn't faze you and that you were able to take my joke

Kek not really. It's just close to the camera

What's the word, OP?

this is the last time i trust an original poster to deliver upon a promise

military bitches give the best nudes imo

I threw up a little

OP???!!!!! U FICKING with us or what ?

Maybe if you learned to breathe through your nose so you can keep your mouth closed, some body sewage wouldn't seep out.

Naked
Thump

Sorry bro if that's ur girl she's fucking ape shit ugly ... big old back

Take the bra off

Holy fuck, are you gonna give this thread some potential?

>getting mad over the ridicule of a baboon
nice get on the nudie tho

thump.

Op'll pull through.

Literally giving this thread hope, so close to being diamonds !

OP ask /soc/

I'm not convinced this isn't a Ham

Quads used to make an ape pun.

Oh the humanity.

Just spoke to OP on the phone he says he's a faggot and likes it in the ass all the time and around the mouth and ass some more

I'm trying boys, rome wasn't built in a day

You seem like a cool person

is that a painting or a pic smh

nah

I want to see your tits

we wait your return

Actually it was.

Did u just post a pic of nicki Minaj ? Sigh lost all hope

When you have a bunch of randoms in the palm of your hand, realease the nip.

Can u screen shot convo at least

now show asshole
just in case she asks first

CONVO NOW

hmm. Other femanon posted a bra pic. Now I'm conflicted.

you have to atleast match her.

Show her what real tits look like.

Alright...

nice tits....

Purple pattern bra or green bra?

Whichever is your favourite. Purple sounds sexy.

wow amazing!!

Looks like the bid has been raised.

bless'd

nice tits
pinch one of your nipples

lol I'm not gonna go that far. But I'll post the bra pics!

Dats hawt

you've gotta atleast show one nip now.