>Imagine being a league that prides itself on muh fan ownership
>Imagine believing that these traditions made you special, an outlier in modern football
>Imagine using this as a way to try to feel superior to other leagues
>Now imagine your championship is being led by a fucking energy drink
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, good job, Fritz!
ALL HAIL DIEDRICH MATESCHITZ OUR NEW OVERLORD
Bundesliga hasn't ben based on the fans in decades
No club based on fans money could pay wages for players like Robben or Lahm nor hire the most expensive manager in the world
Lucozade Swindon when?
Blue Foxes vs. Red Bulls fucking when.
>Chelsea
owned by a Russian Jew
>Liverpool
owned by an American Jew
>Manchester City
owned by Arabs
>Arsenal
mostly owned by an American, a Russian and an Iranian
>Tottenham Hotspur
owned by a Jew
>Manchester United
owned by Americans
>Everton
mostly owned by an Iranian
>Watford
owned by an Italian
>West Bromwich Albion
owned by a Chinese
>Bournemouth
owned by a Russian
>Southampton
owned by a Swiss
>Leicester City
owned by Thais
>Crystal Palace
mostly owned by Americans
>West Ham United
mostly owned by a Welsh
>Hull City
owned by an Egyptian
>Swansea City
mostly owned by American Jews
>Sunderland
owned by an Irish-American
>Imagine being a league that prides itself on muh fan ownership
what league is that?
Latin American leagues, Yugoslavian leagues
>hur an underdog team with a meme name winning the title is worse than generic bandwagon team with shit tier fans winning
please kys
>>Southampton
>owned by a Swiss
>didn't know that and looked it up.
>look it up
>Ralph fucking Krueger is the chairman of Southampton
I don't even know how I feel about that but I just did not expect that at all.
Better than Chelski and Shitty desu. Also better than Buyern
>>didn't know that and looked it up.
>>look it up
fuck
Just fuck my league up fampai
With no survivors
Stoke are owned by an online gambling company, you should add that.
Boro actually seem to be owned by a reputable and local business man though, which is highly unusual. I have no fucking idea what the Burnley owner does despite having just looked at the website of his company.
>an actual energy drink
This many Jews... kind of explain all the pacy black memes in the league.
but the historical best german team is run by an aspirin company
a fucking aspirin
rather big beverage run my team than big pharma
>a fucking aspirin company
>an energy drink
>a car company that lies about its emissions
>a convicted ex convict tax doger as a CEO
muh fan ownership!
>muh fan ownership
Fans don't own the clubs, the clubs own themselves.
The 50+1 rule of the DFB says that a club has to have at least 51% of shares in its own possession.
Red Bull bypassed this by founding a new club and essentially making themselves the owners of that club. It's a loophole where the Red Bull shares still count as being "in the club's possession".
Leverkusen and Wolfsburg use similar loopholes since both clubs were founded as works-teams of Bayer and Volkswagen.
>an energy drink
>an actual energy drink
>an actual fucking energy drink
this probably makes mls more relevant on the world stage now
>all clubs founded over 100 years ago that haven't changed their name, at least for 100 years vs a club founded 7 years ago as an advertising campaign and nothing more
You're pretty thick if you think it's just about ownership
MLS legit has more integrity than the Blundesliga right now.
At least MLS isn't pretending to be anything other than a giant footballing pyramid scheme.
I hope you're ready for Red Bull Swindon, Premier League Champions 2023
>all these brits not realizing they are going to get BTFO in the champions league by RB Leipzig
lol
>but the historical best german team is run by an aspirin company
this is troll, right?
lucozade munich when?
Do they have any good players worth caring about? Like a Kante or a Mahrez?
That cant happen in the UK, no matter how much i want to see this
Forsberg's been good, as have Keita since joining and recently Werner.
IT Consultancy I think
Fuck, Bongs are pathetic.
When will Red Bull take over the Premier League?
What part of Red Bull are you /lifelongs/ from?
>I'm okay if my club is a foreign billionaire's plaything (or worse, investment for profit), as long as they keep the name unchanged
It's smoke and mirrors m8
>investment for profit
Literally no football club is a good investment
it's not Red Bull Leipzig
it's Rasenballsport (lawn ball sport) Leizpig
as pointed out in the countless threads before, there is NO affiliation between RB Leipzig and Red Bull, at all.
you have been educated. now stop making these threads.
which part of Red Bull you from lads?
Taurine reporting in
it is if you want to launder international money
I have to believe most of the top English clubs have appreciated monstrously as the economics have evolved over the past 10 years. Projected cash flows over the next handful of years probably dwarf the investments in players/infrastructure over the trailing few
>German team beating an English team in the CL
nice joke
How did Red Bull get so fuckhueg? They sponsor/own so much shit, it's almost uncanny. You don't get THAT rich from just energy drink sales, do you?
is germany the 2nd most cucked nation on earth after the USA?
you do
Who /sip/ here
Pretty sure Boro are funded by a Ruskie
>that first sip of the day
Not even Coke do that kind of shit (anymore). Really makes you think.
Energy drinks are probably the most profitable venture out there because it's so fucking cheap to produce them
Calcium Pantothenate here
I don't think you know how much money is in Energy drinks
Looks like I'll make my own energy drink then
With a hint of nicotine
>an actual fucking energy drink
>the historical best german is run by an aspirin company
>tfw no teams owned by aguardente companies
Waiting for Monster to buy Hamburg.
>unironically an energy drink
Could they afford a football club? They always seem to sponsor shit sports no one gives a fuck about.
>this level of samefagging
This. The fan thing is sort of overblown, when you have
>Bayern (owned by Adidas, Audi, and T-Mobile)
>Hoffenheim (literally discount Chelsea)
>Leverkusen (owned by Bayer)
>Wolfsburg (owned by Volkswagen)
Accounting for most of the titles. Yes, they're all connected to the region that the club is from, but ultimately they're all multinational corporations. There's also Schalke, which IIRC has two or three Gazprom (Russian state gas company) executives as part of its board.
no shit columbo, what could have possibly given me away?
>a fucking beverage designed for replacing energy
Memes aside, they're actually a pretty good team this season, lots of motivated young talent. You should watch the Bayern - Lelzig derby on the 24th, gonna be hype.
How long until Monster FSV join das Bundes?
I just want a preseason sips cup
>they think leipzig wont implode
Leverkusen and Wolfsburg literally wouldn't be cities without those companies.
>bayern wasn't even once in the first place
how shit were they that season
>energy drink customers ignoring history
obviously. they don't have any history to ignore.
>how shit were they that season
I'll put it to you like this. They had a guy named Christian Lell starting in many matches for them in defense that season.
One Word:Klinsmann
>Lell
like potery
only imagination
leipzig will crumble in the rückrunde
Rafinha will hack down Keita for a season ending injury. Ibisevic 2.0
RBL season ticket holder here
AMA
>>West Ham United
>mostly owned by a Welsh
Disgusting
>who is United