Get me nudes Sup Forums

Get me nudes Sup Forums
Dubs decides

"how would you feel if you got hammered by me instead"

win

I slap your drink out of your hand and push you against the wall. "I think you've had enough", I whisper into your ear as you try to struggle. "...or have you", I say in a devious and tantalizing voice while simultaneously raising one eyebrow.

Waiting for a reply

Cringd

Send her a pic of your flaccid cock.

But I'm a girl

If you say no you won't get all the jack danels and cognac yu can drink

Check your voicemail and post it here

you forgot to tip your fedora

only two bars? your signal is weak

is this a joke? i hope it's a joke and not something you would really text to a girl.

>thinking bars indicate signal

idiot

>2017
>not roleplaying sex

"Same way I hammered my thumb by accident. It hurts..."

Rolling for this

if you roll anything lower than 13 you go to bed alone like always

roll

rolling

reroll for dick thumb

rolling

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Roll roll roll roll roll

rerawl

Rollando

Do this or you're a faggot

fucking get

ez

Roll!

WINRAR

OP is kill. (Don't use this if dubs)

>I slap your keyboard out of your hand and push you against the wall. "I think you've had enough", I whisper into your ear as you try to struggle. "...or have you", I say in a devious and tantalizing voice while simultaneously raising one eyebrow.

winner, dick thumb it is, OP.

winrar winrar chicken dinrar

Brah, the Lindsey I know is also like this. She's also a blonde and pretty cute.

Roll for this retarded shit

>I slap the dick out of your mouth and push you against the wall. "I think you've had enough", I whisper into your ear as you try to struggle. "...or have you", I say in a devious and tantalizing voice while simultaneously raising one eyebrow

>I remove my guy Fawkes that way you can see I am raising my eyebrow

Any of you regards that don't know that you can't send pics on tinder should leave this thread immediately

Shut the fuck up, faggots. Dick thumb already won.

ill party about 5 lines of coke off your tits then i bend you over and stick that jack daniels bottle over there into your ass. squirming to get away you anger me and as a result i last out, pulling on your hair like i'm trying to start a lawn mower that has stale gas and two year old oil in its chasie... just like you , you filthy ass nigres

Thank you for explaining that

fuck off man! It's 2017! I am role playing sex!

You assume some of these btards have matched someone before

Reroll. Fuck dickthumb.

We should totally drink

>chasie
Found the underaged faggot

dubs master here, rolling for this

I'll give you my monkey.

Send me a hot pic lets be fun.

get but fucking normie

Wow. Just fucking wow. Biggest waste of dubs ever. God damn autist. Kek is not watching over this thread.

Get those aids ridden monkeys out of here, unless you'd like to be fucked like an aids ridden monkeys yourself

rolling this

K I L L Y O U R S E L F

Roll

ah shit thought he wanted Sup Forums to get him laid.

anyway OP type something like what are you wearing ? I mean down under I want to watch

you forgot to attach this picture

Reroll. You WILL send this at some point, op.

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Wins and shit.

nice wasted dubs too faggot.
well anyway that is the way I get laid.

Winrar and perfect timing. Let's go, OP

I aspire to climb the spire that is your ass.

please tell us how much you get paid using this line
>rolls eyes

Sweet sweet autism

lemme see those big milky nips ya got goin there ;) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;);) ;)

Win

About 60k a year

It's raining dubs

Fag op go suck cock pussy

Fuck

BB why don't you put that drink down and do my dick like lipstick

Post the thumb line with pic pussy fag

I've fingered my creamy asshole to your selfie 5 times already hunnybuns

Win win win

nice dubs, faggot.

i am so confused.

ecks dee

FUCK YES

rip op

u cant send pics faggot

send her this

thanks

you won't get laid now, op, sorry buddy.

re-roll

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then you wouldn't mind taking a shot of my home-brewed beverage, I call it the the semen surprise, you can start with that and move onto some sex on the beach

op is kill

You're life must be so pathetic if all you have to look forward to is the constant abuse of alcohol. Let Jesus in.

Op dont start this game if you dont have the courage

winrar

What the fuck?! Is she also autistic?! Continue with the roleplaying!

fuckig get

winrarr

Fucking win.

god damnit Sup Forums

you know what I haven't had enough of? your boobs

10 keks

holy shit, who the fuck is this cunt?