Contemplating masturbation with a balloon on my dick so I don't have to clean up

contemplating masturbation with a balloon on my dick so I don't have to clean up.
> should I do it?

Uhhh, so how are you going to masturbate over a condom equivalent without lube?

>spotted a flaw in your master plan there...

im't not putting it over the shaft.

> tip only

put it on and post a picture

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>put it on and post a picture

this

I have never! and plan on NEVER taking a picture of my dick with my camera/phone.

lol scared of your own d ick

Well, Sup Forums is the right place to lose that virginity

you.... you might be on to something....

But.... how?

I will and have turned down sex because she wanted to use a condom and id rather just fap. this is like that but without even pretending you are having sex

>what is a condom alex

condoms leak.
you still get semen all over you.

Lolwhat.

Man up OP and do it already. Post results.

balloon holes are tiny how is it going to fit

1. Cum in balloon
2. Put in fridge
3. Keep cumming in it until it gets huge
4. Put watercum balloon in freezer
5. Leave in freezer for 3 days
6. Day 3 strip off balloon and post results
7. Trips decides what you do with it
Godspeed my Sup Forumsro. You can attain legendary status in here if u do this

see my previous posts.
I was just asking in case someone else had done this before and had any tips

A condom and some lube work a lot better. I had to start using a condom because my loads getting a bit....unwieldy to clean up.

OP dick is tiny

this is my only problem right now. I'm trying to stretch the balloon to see if maybe it'd 'open up' a bit. But no luck yet.

Nigger what. That is the opposite of what condoms do.

Why not a condem ?