Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 19 Nights since last BNM: 2
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Memphis Musician Dead After Setting Himself on Fire -Travis Scott Arrested for Inciting a Riot -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive -/p4k/ forever
Kayden Brooks
This thread stands with PWR BTTM and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Polyvinyl, Father/Daughter and Pitchfork.
Hunter Reyes
p4k shill stop
Benjamin Smith
Now you've gone and made this thread into a political discussion, great fucking job.
Kevin Morris
Jesu/Sun Kil Moon when
Julian Hughes
Update your copy pasta for 2017 jeez.
Xavier Richardson
Meant for OP, sorry for the mistake.
Austin Barnes
Ben Hopkins did nothing wrong
Parker Allen
the pichfork died after they started reviewing drake and nikki minaj IMO
Landon Edwards
i'm usually meme-ing with my rape stuff, but this time i mean it. i feel bad for those faggots. they got eaten alive.
Wyatt Walker
Nah
John Gutierrez
>An anonymous woman has given an interview to Jezebel describing an alleged sexual assault by Ben Hopkins of PWR BTTM, adding to allegations of predatory behavior that have been circulating over the past two days. The woman, who Jezebel has given the pseudonym of “Jen,” claims that Hopkins “made sexually aggressive advances and started having sex with her without permission while also refusing to wear protection,” according to Jezebel. “Later, while she was asleep, Jen said she woke up to Hopkins trying to have sex with her again.” She also claimed that Hopkins assaulted her a second time a month after the first incident.
Jeremiah Howard
why not? do you not have something better to do? a friend to talk to? a gril to develop a relationship with? you don't have to but it's usually more fulfilling.
Brandon Sullivan
let's see the video of the guy setting himself on fire.
Joseph Murphy
fuck ryan dombal
Julian Young
What do we do now that Paramore is p4k-approved?
William Ross
ryan adams dindu nuffin
Elijah Evans
STILL NO PWR BTTM
Christian Edwards
those cowards aren't even going to review pwr bttm. i'd love to read their torpedoe'd bnm review.
Sebastian Jenkins
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Harry Styles 6.8 The Bob's Burgers Music album 6.9 Hoops 7.0 Tall Juan 6.2
Jaxson Long
harry styles no BNM :( it's a good album guys really
