/brit/

10 grams of amber leaf edition

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-111162/Now-mugging-worse-London-Harlem.html
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/balt/

asda thread

Lock in! #tradnation

corner shop thread

Would rather kill myself than leave London

New Zealand: Wish I were Tesco: The Country: The Country

Lidl.

Bargain Booze thread

strawpoll.me/12614959

how long's an average ambulance response time in london?

earned some proper normie points today lads.
>met a bird off the ol' 'der
>got drunk together in a couple of pubs
>was genuinely a good laugh the whole time
>had a bit of a kiss while we waited for her cab
if i could jump and click my heels like a happy leprechaun i would. don't even mind about work tomorrow.

god the Great Wall is a real piece of shit flim lads

Greater London is an immigrant

Ah yes, the North and London

youtube.com/watch?v=g7TAAw3oQvg

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Egg thread

hi this is scube, a new meme i made, what do you think?

Observe

@72809879
Will not give you the satisfaction

longer than my cock and that's saying something

South West is objectively the best part of the uk

bit mad that there are 1.1 million blacks and 1.3 million muslims in london

plus almost another million of "mixed" and "other"

the famously islamic city of bradford has a mere 130,000 muslims

The drivers are actually civilised here (they move out of the way for the ambulance), so pretty fast

In the North, many people actually block the ambulances from passing through, like in a 3rd world country

also the best part of london

Do you have a map that reflects actual populations?

hmm ahh yes doing a shan't be doing that

where were you lads?? been sitting here F5ing non-stop for hours

rate

this. if i had to move to england it's the only region i'd happily live in

Londoners consider themselves lucky if they only get mugged once or twice a year

>1.3 million

Why did you make this number up? Its 300,000

>home for mother's day
>two lectures tomorrow so figured I'd just stay home
>meeting the m8s in town tomorrow for pints in a beer garden (supposed to be good weather still)
>should get the train back up to uni reasonably gassed around 9

Should be a good day lads

hmm even we don't do that sweetie

police on the steps of parliament aren't armed as standard

vitally important poll, north vs south?
strawpoll.me/12614959/

'eed

Where in London are you from?

/brit/ = poundworld; the general

Internet here blocks pictures and refreshing. But the thread itself seems to work

lived in salford for 3 years and london for 10. never been mugged. got m8s who have been mugged in both. wondering if i'm scary looking or just a bit too big to bother with desu.

*police in general aren't armed as standard

>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos

its over now lad accept it

You literally cannot get mugged in London
It does not happen

It only happens in those shit provincial towns filled with chavs

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Got a blocked nose and can't sleep lads

>95% white in the centre

will i be stabbed for being american in glasgow/

Wish this was a joke image

hopefully

Yes

got a blocked lad and can't nose sleep

literally Poundland: The Post - The Official Video Game

canada is 0% chinese as long as you just count me, check mate

Won't be giving you the satisfaction.

We got another zinger coming through lads

twitter.com/Goudie15/status/846103116915380227

Can't sleep gggrrrrrr lol x

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-111162/Now-mugging-worse-London-Harlem.html

>You are more likely to get mugged in London than fucking Harlem

I been mugged twice and i lived in the home counties
It's really a street by street ting, town doesnt matter

thread's lookin' good so far.

I will go to sleep today and wake up tomorrow in the 2nd greatest city in the world

You will wake up in your grim shithole surrounded by chavs and mosques

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howling

Nah, but don't start claiming to be Scottish 'cause your great grandfather was

Thanks :3

Actually I don't live in London, I'm white.

Is it ok to hang out with you guys for like an hour? Would that be cool with you?

currently live in the greatest city in the world so i pity you you big mongy twat

>There were 1,012,823 Muslims reported in the 2011 census in the Greater London area.[1]

2011 as well, so realistically it's double or triple that now

30gm of Gold Leaf = £10.72 here
Good?

>He still thinks Harlem is dangerous
It's full of hipsters now, you're safe anywhere in manhattan

Harlem's gentrified now m8

Mosques:

London - 423
Birmingham - 161
Bradford - 91
Leicester - 71
Manchester - 62
Blackburn - 45
Sheffield - 36

Sure

How are you Stelios?

Think i might stay up most the night watching anime again, ill feel like shit tomorrow at work but i am shit so its what i deserve

>nearly half the number of churches
WE WILL LITERALLY HAVE MORE MOSQUES THAN CHURCHES IN ANOTHER DECADE AAHAHHAH

Takeaway falefal post

chillin' , smoking and drinking, going to sleep in a while

how are you

Why is Sheffield so islamophobic?

yes, introduce yourself please

London is an Islamic enclave.

Even your national team is talking about the muzzies

twitter.com/acampbell68/status/846060212314423296

pls gib back

post fokin machines

I'm sure your sister and parents won't be that inhospitable

thoughts?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didsbury_Mosque

The building was originally the “Albert Park Methodist Chapel”, which opened for worship in 1883,[1] but in 1962 the chapel closed and was later converted into a mosque

Aren't you lucky here's a van full of Bucky?

It will be pretty exciting watching the blacks and the Muslims duke it out for control over London in a few years.

Well, I come from humble beginnings.
I'm not a Lord.

Average day in the North

>tfw came up with the pakker/pakmonger gimmick
disappointed it didn't catch on desu

glad to see it immortalised in .png

>Scotland as a whole literally has less mosques than Blackburn

Anyone else been to Switzerland on holiday?

why are greek names so fucking long

youtube.com/watch?v=KEzXOt6IQGQ

what's wrong Oliver, u white people are atheist and bomb our countries, and then u get angry when we come to your country with our religion? makes no sense at all m8

I wanna try this so bad
The local English pub has Irn-Bru that I'll try one day too

if SNP get their way they'll have more than london

>The three-storey semi-detached building was originally a Protestant church designed by Thomas Colcutt and Stanley Hemp but was then purchased in 1993 for £380,000 by the mosque committee.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Mosque_Wembley

yes
farmfoods-tier country desu

>he feels the need to lie about a different area of his own country to feel superior on a tibetan tapestry forum