S/fur

s/fur
Your wish for a fur waifu has been granted
Roll for her attributes
first digit of seconds + second digit of seconds * 4 = age
first digit of post = species
0: Domestic feline
1: Domestic canine
2: Wild feline
3: Wild canine
4: Vulpine
5: Red panda
6: Dragon
7: Bovine
8: Equine
9: Ferret

>8 year old dragon
wowie
I dislike pedos and scalies
And I get this

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Roll

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Wait hang on
The way I wrote that means that it's actually a 5 year old dragon
The first digit of seconds is not multiplied by 4, otherwise only ages that are a multiple of 4 would be possible, and the writing of the formula implies this is how it should be

Sage

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>24 year old red panda
>that luck
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Your whole life in one sentence.

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70% of the posts are made by 25% of the posters
Protest for post equality

Kill yourself.

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More like
>shoot a bunch of people
>surrender to police
>go to court
>your whole life in one sentence

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*protests*

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If that's true he's been inside far more people than you have. Then again, not that hard to beat the record you hold of zero.

I bet you really love having the s/fur thread get raided by fucking furries
You furry fuck

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Well that's rude
True
But also rude

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>tfw living in a place where it's 24/7 overcast and rains

Think I wandered into the Zone, anons.

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>wild feline in her physical prime
prepare for rapeage

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rooooll

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cat pls

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Anyone got gifs or webms?

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