Man I am craving a Dr. Pepper

Man I am craving a Dr. Pepper

Too bad you weren't alive in the 80s to enjoy legit Dr. Pepper gum

Did you just assume my age and gum preference?

i must have drank me 15 Dr. Peppers

You win the thread.

...

10/10

Agreed!

You are LITERALLY, worst than Hitler could EVER have been! I need my safespace, and you need to burn in the HOTTEST, and most HUMID parts of hell there is!

Gross

>Man I am craving a Dr. Oetker

>Dr. Pepper is just carbonated fake prune juice

Having one on the ranch right now.

Guys, I dont think you understand. I'm just going to put this out there again.

>Man I am craving a Dr. Pepper

Nigger, what do you want US to do about it? Fedex your ass a Dr. Pepper?

pusspuss?

I was going to show my dr pepper from burger king and laugh at you but jackie cuckchan is too cheap.

Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?

Well go fucking buy yourself a Dr pepper

>be me, 15 or so
>at crazy party
>start making out with a guy cos its funny
>pretty drunk so don't remember how but end up in bedroom
>he starts sucking my dick lol
>before i can cum he's like 'my turn'
>i'm like sure thing, all in good fun
>i try to get up after a minute or so, he keeps pushing my head down
>realize that he's gay and i have a fag's cock in my mouth
>finish up cos i don't want to be rude
>mfw i accidentally sucked a fag's cock

somersault by ootsuka reika
:^)

>accidently
you loved it faggot

You put your mouth on his cock, no accident