Hi Sup Forums, what are your thoughts on Norway?

Hi Sup Forums, what are your thoughts on Norway?

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d e bastard ungen som nasistan fikk da sovijetan rævpulte dæm

Norway seems like Sweden except better because they are not faggots.

>thoughts on Norway?

..... and showing pic with danish flag!

Snoreway

An irrelevant muslim dumster just like every other US state.

google translate seems to have played a trick on you, user.

Hvor er russebildene?

nah brah, that is the Norwegian flag.

.. this here's the Danish flag.

source: I'm a Dane.

*European state I meant. US states are mountains above Europe

Whats Norway anyway, no one cares

Amerifag only knows his own flag

boi do you even into google?

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For en gammal hytte

Theres Norway I'll ever go there, HA HA HAHHA!!!

>Shit only Norway and Denmark care about

Inb4 thread just becomes a thread about sandniggers

mhm

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Could I visit and get by fine in English.

A thing that sucks about Canada is that people know just one language.

You're not Sweden so that's good.

well

Only one to get it.

>75% non-whites
>Most common name in capital is "Mohammed"
>State religion is Islam
>9 out of every 10 white woman are raded
>A gallon of gas costs $194

>doesn't give a shit about the topic
>posts about the topic
>stays in the thread getting increasingly mad
>replies to this post
keep going user.

Yeah, you could. A majority know enough english to understand it.

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they're evil and let their children play with the corpses of dead seals, just another group of weird eurofags

Went there once, was totally freaked out by the place. All the signs were in Norrish.

Prebz og Dennis er best.

nailed a norwegian chick some days ago. Literally the most beautiful woman I have ever met.
So, great country

Home of based Breivik.

% non-whites
wat
>>Most common name in capital is "Mohammed"
uwat
>>State religion is Islam
lolwut
out of every 10 white woman are raded
they're wotm8
>>A gallon of gas costs $194
sckxuallyh, joke's on you, that's what a liter costs.

>inb4 you get confused and google "liter"

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>let their children play with the corpses of dead seals

The spirit of Norway, is in its people.

cool story bro

I'm just a humble guy trying to clean up the unimportant shit spamming up my Sup Forums. 1001 interesting topics and you choose fucking Norway.

Nice prediction btw

what do their chests say?

I'm not the OP, kind user, just another idiot passing time here.

Youre fucking stupid, there is no Sup Forums to protect anymore, it's just /s/ 2.0 with occasional boring bullshit threads we see everyday

Shame Norway is not what it used to be, has it perks though

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Everyone respects you more than Sweden.

>there is no Sup Forums to protect anymore
>anymore
Sup Forums was never good

I want to fuck a brown anus.

We still get the occasional gem. If we actually fight back against the shit we might get more good. Pathetic countries that think anyone outside their land gives a damn about them, some threads not even bothering to speak English are part of the cancer.

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Your girls are easier than the Iceland ones ...

>Hvor er russebildene?

but at least it was spontaneous, or new, its all old, all pasta, I hardly come to this board anymore

its a popular sport for them to kill baby seals for fun, they let their children play too sometimes

the only difference, relaly, is the novelty of old Sup Forums -atleast to the likes of you and I, kind gentlefag.

neoqueers coming here, find pretty much what we found when we came more than a decade ago: porn, trolls, more porn, memes and some more trolls and.. once in a blue moon.. OC.

the fuck you on about, man.. I'm Danish, I know Norway, I've lived there, dated Norwegian women and no, they don't kill baby seals. They barely have any seals up there, it's more common to see seals in Denmark.

and no, we don't kill them either, only the Inuit does that.

they taste good btw.

photoshop

Nope, just my beautiful home country.

fjeldabe

>no mountains

Tons of beautiful slutty girls

førbannja hæstkuk.. æ sa photoshop... trur du ikke eg veit kordan utsikt æ har til fjellan her i Reine?? dessutn kan du læs meir om photoshopinga her.. Ja landet e fette najs.. så vi treng ikke photoshoppe fjellan nrk.no/nordland/_--kan-det-virkelig-vaere-det-samme-fjellet_-1.12895638

That's denmark dumbass

Amerifag studying here. I do okay with women bak home - dates and relationships from time to time, sex every few months. Within 2 weeks of being here I got laid twice; barely lifting my finger.

>>no mountains
true

men vi har øøøh... en masse øøøh... kystlinje, nemlig.

Where's the issue here?

Hade runde torn blivit byggt i sverige, hade det varit m-i-n-s-t dubbelt så runt.

Er du dum eller? Fjell er jo det vi har mest av din ape. At du faen meg våger å kalle deg selv norsk, jævla danske.

nice your women are whores

Norway, they can't be all that bad. They're 2-0 Against Russia.

>In Norwegian thread
>Expecting everythingk to be in bokmål

>Hade runde torn blivit byggt i sverige, hade det varit m-i-n-s-t dubbelt så runt
skal det forestille svensk? Men ja, du har ret.
jeg har sgu'da aldrig kaldt migselv norsk, din myseost, jeg kaldte dig en fjeldabe, din fjeldabe.

>nynorsk
lol fis af mig dig, neoquisling.

I like SKAM.

moar?

>neoquisling

ahah

Scientifically verified to be the best country in the world. Anyone disagreeing and suck it.

Med mindre du bruker ä ö og å er det ikke en sjel på denne planeten som kommer til å tro på at du er svensk. Er ikke vanskelig å endre tastatur-layout din mongolide oterfitte.

So what percentage of this thread are Amerifags who have never been to another country, let alone Norway? Like 80% maybe?

Dunno, I never really think about it.

Am amerifriend

it's the norwegian flag.
source: not being retarded.

Norwegian girl to the left looks like Vilde from SKAM.

Norwegian asking, is it dubbed or subbed when you watch it?

muh ancestors

gonna learn norweigan and visit there some day hopefully

I am danish - So I watched on your channels website. They did sub it for our national tv.

det er nok fordi jeg ikke er svensk, din surströmming bøsse, men dansk.

>oterfitte
kækked

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hej broder

hil Bubber.

Cucks

Enda verre, ta deg en bolle din skampulte horeunge.

Not really. I think you're confusing us with Swedes.

nice nature
spoilt entitled teenagers-20 yr olds
mostly blonde
higher percentage of hot women to uglies
short shorts in the summer
short skirts and tights in winter
statistically higher chance of one night stand (also STIs)
fuck first, date afterwards
don't wait to let people off the subway, just barge on through like ignorant cunts

sauce:moved here

join norwegian thread.

You literally know nothing about Norway. It has stricter immigration control than USA has ever had. Fucking retard. Norway isn't the same as Sweden and Germany (the few countries that can has fucked up their immigration) just because it's outside "murica". Norway literally sends families with their children straight back into war zones. No fucks given.

nu ikke bliver arrig, tag dig en hotdog med rejesalat og æd noget mere rådden fisk, sveabøzz.

du kommer jo alligevel til Danmark, hvergang du skal have noget øl der ikke smager af vand.

Det er det eneste Danmark er godt for, billig sprit og tobakk. Bortsett fra det er hele føkkings landet verdiløst i mine øyne.

Honestly, if I had to choose to move to one of these countries based on this picture I'd always go Sweden...