We will retake the holy land

We will retake the holy land
0: slave who carries our supplies
1-9: footman, probably will die
Dubs: holy knight
Trips: Invincible paladin
666: Demon summoner
Quads: Literally God
Count to 3: We retake the holy land

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Anything in the name of god

Deus lo vult

TITS or GTFO

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Swag son

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Mhmm...I'm sure you can retake the holy land by being a fucktard fatty/skeleton faggot loser in front of a computer screen and rolling for even numbers like a pathetic autist.
Get a fucking life, we keep saying this for your own good. You don't want to be an adult loser...

Gtfo Newfag

Im here to kill Sandniggers

R3kt

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kazam

Deus VULT!

deus vult

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Ok

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Deus

Respect me trash

HOLY LAND IS RETAKEN

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Count to 3 and a holy knight appears

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Paladin reporting in

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DEUS VULT

LETS GO BOYS

Oh boy holy war

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for the lord

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Poop is kill

Deus vult!

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On my way!

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smegma

Oh cool
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anyone not trying to count to 3 is a filthy saracen that needs to be exterminated with due haste

Fwuffy take howy wand fow sky daddeh!

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DEUS VULT

Deus Vult!

Deus Vult

DEUS VULT!

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I will bleed for my holy mission. I will give up my life if I must.