So you wake up in Northern Mexico

So you wake up in Northern Mexico

*poses dramatically*

Nice try, but this is Bolivia.

*get suicide*

yes i do. what even is northern mexico? border states? border towns? entire top half of mexico? texas?

Join the second most powerful cartel, so I'm pretty safe but I also have a realistic opportunity for career advancement

that's actually east honduras

But I already do :^)

...

>gets skinned by cartels

t. mad southerner intent to bait us

I'd move to Monterrey.

Why are norteños the only good music to come out of mexico???

Jalisco and Veracruz are not in the North m8

Why are oaxacans so short?

you mean america?

So you wake up in Britain

**muffled call to prayer in background**

indios also communism

Mexican polka is shit, the european one too.

I don't get it

*gets beheaded by "white" Mexicans*

North Mexico, South Brasil and Bern look very similar.

Small world 2bh

That's what high amounts of jews and white germans finally produce.

>So you wake up in Northern Mexico
I would travel a couple hundred miles south to God tier central Mexico.

I would hate to live in northern mexico, fucking violent shithole filled with people who think their shit don't stink

this is a really nice picture of monterrey tho

Malnourishment

this is switzerland nice try op

Bingo

Ringo

this

Bang as many latinas as i can before my unevitable end