You're trapped in an empty room. There is absolutely no way out under any circumstances and you have eternal life...

You're trapped in an empty room. There is absolutely no way out under any circumstances and you have eternal life. You can never die.

What will you do with your infinite time b?

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What a fucking hell.

simple. I think outside the box.

Jerk off.

Slip into madness and live inside my own mind forever, fantasizing about things that Id never accomplish in the room

You're the smartest user on Sup Forums. Congratulations.

The Eight of Dubs! I jerk off, too!

fuck

psh.. I only used 10% of my power.

*teleports out of room*

nothin personal, Plato.

I'd get on Sup Forums cause I'd hate my life

Create the universe.

I would kill myself and than break out of the room.

>Become delirious in about 4 hours
>lose last shred of sanity in about 4 weeks
>?????
>Profit

open the door

develop the mental ability to travel back in time (See Michael Moorcock's story "The Time Dweller") to a point before the room existed. escape.

you need to read more Asimov, bro.

Eat the room to expand my territory and create three legions; snot, saliva and blood, I would even make a giant mecha out of snot

xkcd.com/505/

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your post number is not prime. it can be divided by 47.

even though the artist is a meme, this

Kill someone with a terrible enhancement (torture, rape etc) and you will find out these savages on death row are living this. Unfortunately for to long they should be killed quickly

Yeah, I like watching Helix too. Too bad the second season was so fucked up.

gg wp

Sorry friend :c

>I think outside the box :literally
>I think inside the box :actually

...

Now that I think about it, maybe what if that is actually what hell is? Now I do think depending on the reason you got to hell everybody's punishment is different, but what if that's what the afterlife is like?

Oh and I'd probably just fap to a stick figure I etched in the wall with my dick.

nigger

Jerk off and wait for my sperm to evolve and create its own eco system

Room have drainage? If I can never die can't I just bleed myself,never run out of blood, yet fill the room, then eventually break the walls since there's so much blood pressure, actually lol.

Easy.
1. Turn Right and grab the battery from the middle drawer
2. Turn Right again and click on the right side of the weird looking box on the table
3. Insert the Battery
4. Click the machine and grab the screwdriver
5. Turn Right two times and click the speck on the upper right side of the yellow pillow
6. Turn right 2 times and get the foil that is lying on the ground
6. Turn Right twice and use the screw driver to remove the metal box
7. Use the Key on the box to get the blunt knife
8. Sharpen the knife with the foil
9. Use the sharpened knife on the green book on the bottom of the center of the book case to receive the tweezers
10. Turn right twice and click on the red eye on the picture frame (this can be hard to click so use the tab key if you come across any problems)
11. Use the tweezers on the red eye to extract it
12. Click just to the right of the top of the left leg on the table
13. Take the tape
14. Turn left and use the tape to mend the wires
15. Turn left 3 times and click the metal box
16. Click the master key and turn right 1 time
17. Use the master key on the door to escape!

wait for the room to decay, since i literally have all the time in the world, and go on my merry way.

pretty sure this is what hell is. Eternal separation from anything good.

This

>Eternal separation from anything good
so Sup Forums is hell?

>Winrar

Calculate Pi

Just a room with literally nothing to do but be by yourself? sounds like hell.

>empty room

Fucking moron it's not empty if I'm inside of it

Spit until I completely fill the room with saliva

This,

"Eternal life" That doesn't mean I can die, I'm not invincible so I'll just fucking strangle myself.

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