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India beat England by 8 wickets

New Zealand beat Pakistan by 138 runs

Australia vs New Zealand 1st ODI on Sunday at the SCG

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based straffchrist

also,
>phoneposting
kys

Really makes you think

who's up for a trip to wattle glen?

Cuckbourne Ltd

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>i..i can't breathe

my folks live 10 minutes from there,
I'll come along and then go pop in afterwards

>7 replies
>7 posters

Is /cric/ the most diverse general on Sup Forums lads?

understand? uhuhheheh

im gay

we come from all walks of life m9

I live close to wattle glen

do they have waffles?

nah m8, thats waffle glen xD

HAHA

you up for some wattle glen rules?

>mfw americans say "butt"

Haha, can I save this to my classic Australian responses folder?
I'm building a catalogue to help me assimilate into your culture a lot quicker :-)

imagine being forced to communicate with this rabble

All me teebh

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Moeen Ali is the greatest enigma in international cricket.

>tfw you have paid for Christine McQueen

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>fuck the police
>police pls help, he's filming us

Fuck I hate inner city Melbourne

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We gave England one extra day to practise

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>straffo posting

>we

What number in the order do you bat m8?

>this triggers the new south cuckman

he used to idolise warne ;_;

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nice reddit pic

>XD XD XD

>LE GO BAG DO LE REDDIT XD
Pathetic

what is she, like $800/hour?

it's beyond a joke at that point desu

My rap career brings me big money so I don't have to worry about things like that.

This is one of my greatest hits.

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haddin's catch

how much and what u get?

Are the videos you lads posting nsfw or are they clean?

The Feed is unironically the WORST show on television

This is safe.

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Always be vigilant.

You're such a fucking newcunt

enjoy your straffo-posting while it lasts. it's being reported and will be a bannable offence shortly.

>Shit on Ben Stiller for a tranny character in the new Zoolander, essentially slandering him and his movies including the first one
>Interview him to promote said movie a couple of months later

They have absolutely no integrity whatsoever.

straffoposting has been an /afl/ and /cric/ staple for well over 2 years, newcunt

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Or

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???

VL turbs of course

bannable offence soon.

>americans
>integrity
lol
I mean, I'm one of the few who does

TIL that red back spiders can live for 3 years

LE HOLY SHIT

ELI5 and AMA

Are you illiterate?

>LE U R LE FUGGIN NEW GUND

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no blly plz

just wiped some minty spit on the ball lads

This thread's not really activating my almonds at the moment desu

there is a really bad bunch of posters in /cric/ tonight

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Is the Handscomb in this video the same one who made his test debut recently?

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>LE EPIG I DONT CHARDE MY BHONE XD XD

that's because sp is dead

Name something more embarrassing and cringeworthy than the artwork of """"craft"""" beers brewed under licence by Liquorland.

vegans

How did Phil Collins churn out so many catchy pop songs in such a short amount of time?

post examples pls

having a person with down syndrome captaining your national cricket team.

When autists think its cool to insult hipsters and tell other people how they can and cannot market their products.

He wrote songs, how the fuck else?

homemade beer

What does /cric/ think of the trance genre?

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Steamrail, 3 Pub Circus, Lorry Boys.. just for starters.

All have random pretentious stories behind them, despite been mass produced by Coles.

Steamrail has "ghost of eyre" plastered on the front. The back reads:

>Legend has it that twin "beerded" brothers
Thomas and Charles, set out to find the great inland sea of australia, Lake Eyre. Ensuring they stowed plenty of pale ale...

just goes on like that.

Melbourne

I don't think about it at all desu

I hope everyone here rates 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not', the debut studio album by the English rock band Arctic Monkeys highly.

Would you date a adulterer?

chuckin it on the spotify now lad

From The Ritz To The Rubble and When The Sun Goes Down are mint famalam.

Would you date an prostitute?

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if by 'date' you mean a cheeky 1 nighter followed by ignoring all contact with anyone who knows her

I will literally look like this as soon as my beard grows in but I am still going to chase a prostitute that cheated on her fiancee. I told her that I want to spend the rest of my life with her so I need to follow through now. I have nothing else going for me in life except my looks so I might as well try this. I need to somehow ask her round, either before Xmas or to Xmas lunch.

OFFICIAL FORMER BRITISH EMPIRE RANKINGS
1. australia/new zealand
2. england (north)
3. US
4. Ireland
5. Wales
6. Scotland
7. Canada
7. england (south)
the rest are shit tier

Guys I fucked up majorly, I don't see a way to fix this

> Go on Tinder
> Talk to some 6/10 Azn grill (eh I'll take it)
> Exchange numbers, send lewddd pics
> Decide to meet up and fuck
> Turns out there's a soccer game on that night
> I'd rather watch the soccer game
> Can't be fucked explaining so I just block her

All is ok, until

> On Jewbook see she has fuckloads of mutual friends
> turns out she knows my mates gf
> They all know how I sexted this 6/10 grill then blocked her for no reason
> ashamed and embarrased to see them
> Paranoid that I might see her irl at a mutual event or something

Really screwed the pooch with this one

Oh prosty lover, you are a sad ol sack aren't you.

At least I'm good looking though.

That sounds like you didn't screw the pooch actually

you just have to be a man and suck it up
oh wait, your on /cric/ so that changes everything
be as autistic as possible

Your first error was sending pics of your junk to a 6/10. If your gonna send pics to someone at least send it to someone worth while.

Stupid album name and stupid band name.

Joshy, you here m8?

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This is what you get for being a degenerate and using Tinder instead of going to your local brothel and asking out the least mentally stable prostitute there.

If you really look like Tom Hardy, you don't need a beard.

If it's a quick fuck that you're probably never going to see again who cares
Afraid I already did that
kek

I'm 90% sure my gf cheated on me so I dumped her. I got back with her a few months later and she just dumped me recently.

Music is the only thing that really matters and the name is dumb is because they formed when they were 16 or something dumb.

Then why does Tom Hardy have a beard...