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/heem/: Moose edition

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mmanation

kncukle up

kid nate

kookie bless

anyone want to discuss some mma?

not with you bruce

anyone want to discuss some kooker?

Irish built this general

Verhoeven will stop Badr in the first round

Irish drink a lot and beat their wives.

We have those in Australia, they're called Aboriginals.

Why did Eugene and Kid Nate jump the gun so early and not do a Care/Dont Care for Melbourne when it turned out to be a solid memey card? Have they become disillusioned with their PREMIER status?

why did you post a picture of ben stiller in an mma thread?

Newly discovered evidence indicates descendants of the T-rex could be alive today

Can you`not be so anti-semitic, go- i mean guy. Meanwhile real great holy miracles were witnessed by the Jewish people thousands of years ago. A great terrifying cloud led them thru the desert. & here yr modern clouded mind is, talkin bout 'superstition'. cause u aren't invited. cause u don't benefit. d*mn yr d*mb d*de

Conor still looks more retarded in that picture when the guy next to him has t rex photoshopped arms.

Rocky Marciano
Joe Louis
Mike Tyson
Artem Lobov

valerie bless

Had a dream last night where Mousasi fought Silva and he got heemd in the first

expecting fight fan like insight from a show pandering to casuals from a semi-casual viewpoint

your watching the wrong prefight show

just a dream bruh

Silva would probably get heem'd by Mousasi

>Silva heeming moose
Maybe in 2008

>I find many of the people in the industry utterly detestable. Not all, but many. I'm sure many have the same opinion about me. I basically hate everything about MMA except the fights. That's why I try to keep my distance. The smell up close is rancid.

He's not wrong.

It's avant garde. It's a subtle but massive wack over the head virtue signalling for hardcore fite fans, just like me

Thx to the bro from last thread that made this

Lmao

There's something very disturbing about that picture

>verhoevan
>KO power

Kek

Am i the only one that thinks Moose will expose hampage and be competitive with canned cornier

isnt it gegard vs cockhold

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flotsam and jetsam

FRANK MIR HAD A HORSESHOE UP HIS ASS

I TOLD HIM THAT

A YEAR AGO

Why do niggas hype up moose so much?

He's been handily beaten by Machida and Jacare, he's not champ material (once bisping gets ded).

I was more talking about how rampage literally ducked him.

to 100er, and that's a compliment. Gtfo.

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Kennedy could be getting fucked over again

Silva up until 2013 was the greatest fighter of all time

Shouldn't have agreed to fight him

Nice argument faggot.

He was hyped up too even before he came to the ufc and he disappointed again.

As much as I hate this bellend I sort of feel the same way.

I was to see Kelvin Gashole die in the octagon the box headed cunt

He was barely hyped and i guarantee he'd fuck up most of your fav fighters easily. Check his record, middleweight to heavyweight with agood looking w/l ratio.

My favourite fighters and Cain Velasquez and Stipe Miocic

Anyone hyped about Mousasi is dumb, just as anyone who doesn't respect him.
He is an incredibly consistent and solid top 10 fighter and has been for decades.

>"all my friends from the Marines are Trump supporters, but after talking with my wife and hearing what he said about immigrants,she is Colombiana by the way and hearing what he said about Latinos and specifically my wife's son I had to go to the shed and make a special episode of Promotional Malpractice for Wednesday. #TeamHillary"

>supporting Trump is outright an unequivocally unethical, period. I don't care, there's no argument to the contrary, now supporting Clinton is something I could never see myself doing in any other circumstance....except this one, because Trump is a threat to democracy, and voting against him is easy and an IQ test basically

KKKNNNUUUCCCKKKKLEEEE UUUUUPPP!

that's what i say instead of good morning now

i think a hw oose can beat cain unironically.

Stipe is a paper chap,HW titles mean nothing in MMA.

>i think a hw oose can beat cain unironically.

My poor sides

lol i can't even tell if you're make up quotes

Then go repair them with a McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

What was that drama about some channel displaying the Whittaker/Brunson fight result before it started lads?

lol

well they did show the result for TUF

but literally no one cares

>get killed in thirteen(13) seconds most lopsided championship fight in history
>break down and cry backstage
>whine to Dana and the media until they give you your belt back
>they actually give you your belt back
>im the real champ now!

the state of the 145 ""division"", people

With this election result guys are now thinking they can go around like it's the 1940s and sexually harass women. Let me tell you something, no no don't interupt me Eugene I'm being serious, let me tell you something these girls are packing heat and they're training jiu jitsu they're not going to put up with men's bullshit.

Not as bad as the 155 champ

Weird way to spell GSP.

>b-- but nate beat him once when he had staph

don't you have some hobbit hole to crawl back into?

those arms are longer than his real arms you goof

So running away counts as winning?

Nate was clearly injured going into the second fight, and Conor gassed just as quickly.

If he had staph, he should have pulled out, or KO'd Nate in the next fight. Too bad.

>muh MRSA

Is there actually anyone who believed that?

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Why are Diazes so bad at cage cutting after a combined half century of fight experience?

>Diazes

Will Australia ever produce a good MMA fighter?

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Same reason they don't check leg kicks.

El Irlandés Conor McGregor tan solo duro 14 días con ambos cinturones del UFC

1 month away boys

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Most people they fight aren't pussies

reebok on suicide watch

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truly the patrician's shoe

the chimp bout to get CHINKED

>n- nick, I can't see, d--- did I win?

This is an Irish """brown belt"""

>dee... do I look cool?

Conors now worth 500x what that BUM Shogun is, WHOS LAUGHING NOW

both dance to nigger music i hope it ends in a double ko

There's more to life than money mf (my friend)

still an ugly manlet lmao

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Sure, he can buy himself some sole inserts with his $$, but he'll still be a ranga manlet looking after Ido's son

thanks for giving us good fights conor
you're not a bitch like rumble who TWICE now has turned down a replacement

Fuck rumble moose would've taken that ass to pound town

easy sub for moose

>Leave Ronda to me

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Is that Brazilian Chuck Liddell?

Why are the top comments always so fucking retarded? It honestly makes me a little sad.

Conor fans are the worst thing about mma desu

Could Conan take dat lef tan sho?

Could Conor reach?

You might be retarded.

Found the Brunson fan.

>might be

I am.

i hate blacks
australia has never produced a good mma fighter
other than alex "astro girl" chambers

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As a boy, I was a fan of fighters.

As a man, I am a fan of fights.

Why wasn't Hunto vs. Brock ruled a No Contest?

The commission hasn't ruled on it yet.

Because Brock won