Hey b whats up? How is everyone doing tonight? You guys do anything awesome today?

Hey b whats up? How is everyone doing tonight? You guys do anything awesome today?

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More of this chick plz.

Tits or gtfo

Look at those pits ugh

why does everyone think op is a chick?
today was boring as fuck

You made my night, thank you

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Smart user

fb?

This women is literally the most perfect women I've seen. I want to marry her, and treat her like a princess but also a respectable partner.

Nani?
Rrally what makes you think that user

>women
you potato

whats good nyiiiguh

i agree, if it was my gf i would do anything for him

I'm basing this strictly off looks. Her skin is amazing, like a smooth milky porcelain doll, her smile is perfect, she is absolutely CUTE face, body, everything. Her freckles are also CUUUUTE. 10/10. I want her.

i gotta agree with you, user. she's something special

Not much user just smoking hookah and eating pizza

aside from the armpit hair, of course

you are living the life

I would ask her to shave her armpits though.

i'm totaly in love too

Not liking armpit hair? Thats the best part

NEED MORE PICS

Been craving mozzarella sticks and just got some so life is ok, but I'm gaining weight so fml

moarr plz

It's the only pic I have

Blood sugar crashed passed out and wrecked my car. Awesome..

Dat armpit hair doe

Start working out man
That fucking sucks user im sorry to hear that if it makes you feel any better I cant even use my car and im currently failing out of uni

I do but I eat too much

Dammit user, now this pic is ruined. I wish I could unsee that.

Whats your workout routine?

Got my chores done, got my clothes washed and now they're hung out to dry. Currently manning my mom's store. Haven't been doing anything worthwile today but at least it's comfy.

you mean
>UGH

That most certainly sounds comfy af

It does not make me feel better only because I don't like to feed off others misfortune. An anomaly around here I know. I hope you get to drive around soon and pick up your grades, user. You still have time.

No shit. Someone out there might have more

>Posts me on the off hours where no one will ever come by the store
T-thanks mom! She knows about my anxiety with talking to people so yay

Thanks user I hope you get your shit together as well
Maybe user
Comy indeed

never had a gf huh?
there will be times (in-between shaving)
where you will be faced with not only hairy pits
but legs also.

Get over it

A prostitute isn't a good example

underrated

what kind of store is that user?

>waxing
>laser hair removal
>not dating a slob

Raise your standards.

Hardcore cardio with fried foods and alcohol

holy shit, its Amanda. her features are unmistakable, damn, she grew up all right.

Who's Amanda?

Mom-and-pop pharmacy
>there's no pricemark on anything
>no experience in cashiering
>she tells me to call her for every transaction

OLD classmate of mine I knew back in from grade-school. I should be able to identify her I knew for for 6 years and she had a crush on me. Damn, I'm kinda wishing I'd reciprocated but she was the "weird girl" in class and I was too young to know where that would lead today.

I have a pretty good track record of identifying faces, I found a kid who went to the same school as I, a grade behind and remembered him 20 years later at a fast food joint where he was working.

ahem, I'm gonna go look her up and talk to her

Tell her I want to marry her. DO IT. DOOO IT.

You had your chance, it's my turn.

damnit why are cuties always crazies?

>perfect
>hairy armpits

Destroyed a great fap

Are you in Vancouver, Canada, by chance?

TEXAS

would nuzzle those pits all night

If you don't find her and lover her tenderly then I will beat you.

same. saved this picture twice 10/10. dream girl

hai vancouver, im maple ridge

i repotted one of my succulents, painted the pot blue. about to finish voyager. high as heck right now. cleaned the house

Hai, m/f?

male, you?

lizard human

Also Male.

OP's picture is perfection, yes?

My mommy lives in Maple Ridge. Maybe I've passed you randomly before.

might want to get that checked
what vehicle do you drive? ill probably be able to tell you if ive seen you or not, and when you were last in ridge

>there will be times (in-between shaving)

No, not really.

>Try out some malaysian ginseng to fix my non-existant libido today
>Tastes like the devils asshole
>Manage to keep it down
>Go to work
>Feel somewhat good the entire shift
>Fap for 3 hours after work
>Cum twice
>Mfw some herbal bullshit actually worked for once

Today has been pretty good, OP.

**when were you last in ridge.

>english bad, much night, very sleep

I don't drive, last in ridge 3 years ago. Lived by 116th and lougheed. Smoked much weed at haney secondary

Some real OC get in here

well shit. im right my MRSS, id say what i drove but there used to be one other one of the same colour / model, but hes a neighbour, and recently upgraded to a newer model the same colour which doesnt help. dont need random Sup Forums user pranks, rofl

hi

fuck yourself

how do I do that

I see you're a virgin...

You're probably Indian