THE TORNADO'S COMING LADS!
ROLL FOR YOUR FATE
SINGLES: DIE
DUBS: SURVIVE WITH HOME DESTROYED
TRIPS: SURVIVE WITH MINIMAL DAMAGE
QUADS: SURVIVE WITH NO DAMAGE
QUINTS: TAKE CONTROL OF THE TORNADO AND USE IT AS A WEAPON
THE TORNADO'S COMING LADS!
I'm from Oklahoma. Reverse the rolls with the fates and it's more accurate. If we hear a tornado siren here we go outside and look for it on the horizon. Non Midwest peeps are bitches for fearing them.
>tfw Florida
>no tornado sirens
>all tornados rain wrapped
>cant see shit
>get tornados every week in the summer
shits not fair
When I was 11 we had tornado sirens going off wall clouds and 40-50mph gusts. I went outside on my skates to get blown around lol. Found out later an F2 touched down a mile away but luckily it only was on the ground thru an old wide open airport. Same OK fag here.
Fuck you and your tiny gust of wind
Only faggots die from wind and I ain't no faggot
wat
Check em
Roll
THAR SHE BLOWS CUNTS
ah fuck
Fuck it
Rolling
brady does wut
roll
saen
fuck the tornado.
Rollin
Fuck
FUCK IT'S TOO LATE NOW FOR DUBS
Rolling to kms
Roll.
help me lads
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think the tornado is very nice.
>be 11 years old
>live in Colorado
>pretty decent storm brewing
>sky rumbling, light rain
>jackass uncle yells to the sky, "THAT ALL YOU GOT??"
>twister starts forming over our house
>uncle doesnt say another word
>just goes inside and gets a stiff drink
>hailstorm, twister fucked off
>mother eternally pissed at uncle for what almost happened
she was molested as a kid, by a 14 year old neighbor boy. "Can't blame her", right?
rolll
rolling fags
rolling
it isn't that hard to get quads
you just have to get the timing down
and you should be able to get quads easily.
I choose life!
kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me
are you kidding tornado you had one job
AWW YEAAAAA
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Have to get Betty
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It is actually very windy outside now where I'm at. Roll
tornado machine broke
win
Windyroll
i'm not your boytoy