Have internet friend from Belgium

>Have internet friend from Belgium
>He asks me for help with his Spanish homework
>I gladly help him
>He thanks me for it

>he finishes his degree
>earns 50k euro per year
>you can't get a job

>he finishes his degree
>gets a job
>gets money
>goes to spain
>you kindly suck his dick

>have internet friend from Algeria
>tells me how sad he is and how he wants to kill himself
>he randomly deletes his facebook profile

>internet friends
no such thing

all my e-friends are polish

Cuidado con el edge juan andres que vienen las farc y te meten un tiro en la nuca

>be self-employed IT monkey
>most real and satisfying job i could possibly achieve
>work my ass off finding clients, getting paid 15€/hour for the few I get
>father says im a lazy computer faggot

CHI

My internet friend is woman Koreaboo. quite weird.

>american internet friend
>Trump gets elected
>I'm not necessarily pro-Trump, but I'm not autistically anti-Trump either
>american internet friend suddenly accuses me of getting all my information from "far alt-right news sources", and how I'm quickly moving into a bad place

Well, you are on Sup Forums right now.

I remember something similar from a guy that played COD or something and had a allahsnackbar friend

...

That one. Thanks Manolín

Internet friends were so much better before the social media boom, people were more honest.

>Have internet friend from Denmark
>He asks me to help with his music production
>I gladly help him
>He released the track on his website
>says "Feat. user"

>E-friend from Norway and I are both fucked up and at desperate loss time in our lives
Feels good that even across boarders people have the same situation

>Have internet friend from Molenbeek
>He asks me for a ride to the airport
>I gladly help him
>He thanks Allah for it

How do I get an e-friend?

We are all your internet friends here.