Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Colton Clark
you seem very insecure about yourself with a post like this
Jose Reyes
i agree
Elijah Anderson
Nice pic, which one is you?
Dominic Howard
Do you have any more stereotypical Italian food that isn't pizza?
Liam Peterson
dude, where have you been? I haven't seen this in a while
Sebastian Stewart
Old memes are the best memes
Jordan James
Bait or not bait kys
Jonathan Howard
Newfags have won, Sup Forums is dead.
Jack King
Fucking newfags
John Baker
Cool man but I am in crave of more delicious slippery pasta, its nice and smooth surface touching against the walls of my throat is an experience that I would love to feel everyday.
Elijah Thompson
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Chase Garcia
newfags everywhere. this has been copypasta for like 10 years
Adrian Stewart
Newfag
Anthony Martinez
My mother watches my big fat gypsie wedding and I've seen that picture. So, I may be a reclusive faggot. But if that is you, at least I'm not a gypsie
Blake Williams
hi john long time no see
Evan Bailey
Being this new
Brandon Foster
fuckin newfags.. and it's not summer yet
Adam Gray
i kinda missed John
John Morris
Fucking cheeto
Nathan Jones
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words.You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.