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CURRENT PLAYOFF STANDINGS
EAST:
NYR v CBJ
PIT v WSH
MON v NJD
OTT v TBL
WEST
CHI v DAL
STL v MIN
EDM v ANA
SJS v LAK
who you got?
If binland doesn't win WJC i will reveal pro scouts identity
I crunched some advanced numbers and according to my calculations Barkov is on the same trajectory as Kadri. So once again Finland over hyped another bust who will ultimately be another second line center.
You still owe us a bucket of shit, welcher
He still needs to eat a bucket of shit on camera, because Florida didn't make the ECF.
BJ's vs Blues SCF
Screencap this
Feeling blue?
Yeah, no you won't. There's no such thing as paid denbts around here. You're all just as bad as grease.
I thought he was going to score 100 points this year, what went wrong?
What # draft pick will the kings get this year
>EDM V ANA
Oh god please let this happen. I don't even care about the outcome of the series at this point, just end my suffering...
>New Jersey
>Edmonton
>Columbus
>making playoffs
Hah.
I would take any of those teams over the senaturds t b h. That team is going to take a glorious nose dive real soon.
WOW what a well thought out and intricate post. VERY humorous and original. You really opened my eyes. You should write for Letterman
If they don't run into the Bruins or Pens I could see the CBJ coasting into the Eastern Final. If not them I'd like the Sens to step up.
Pulling for the Jets to claw their way into a WC and make a run, but I think Wild or Blues take the West.
Or in the biggest fuck-you of timelines we get CHI-PIT.
Wings 5
Dallas 4
calling it
Oh lol I didn't even notice Ottawa in the list.
Take them off too lmao.
It'll probably be:
>LEAST
Craps vs Broons
Rags vs Birds
Habshits vs Wongs (if they get their shit together)
Trampa vs Kitties
>WEST (aka the Gommie Conference)
Bloos vs Phallus
Featherhawks vs Mild
Shorks vs Cucks
Kongs vs Flamers
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>ragu
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>raggot detected
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sgar
kek at the monkey plane crash
>Letterman
>still on TV
>rags
Brilliant just brilliant. I tip my hat to you. I have NEVER seen anything like this before
>rags
>a
>g
>s
All together now
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SportsClubStats Stanley Cup Bracket looks better imo
EAST:
NYR v PIT
CBJ v WSH
MON v BOS
OTT v TBL
WEST:
MIN v NSH
CHI v STL
EDM v ANA
SJS v LAK
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tfw realize >rags is SCAAAR backwards
>rags
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So how many will Laine score today? I'm thinking 4.
Fuck /hoc/ no one here even watches hockey. It's all super unfunny "ironic" memes you cant post anything without >rags or >kongs or something.
>rags
Even though they're my gf team, I still live to >rags
>>>/reddit/
Vezinyk
kaapo kähkönen is the next kipper
...
cant it be both
Lmao look at that fucking giraffe
why would he make a face like that?
Vezlbot
faceofapedo.jpg
>kongs
forcedmemes.tiff
can't wait desu
>rugs
>forced
one of the biggest mild fans was exposed as a pedo
you may as well all be pedos now
lmfao who even wants to discuss this semen slurping sport anyway
it's all about clipart memes tbqhwy
Proof?
Tell me
agreed senpaitchi
go read the archives newfriend
Can we all talk about the NHL is the biggest bunch of jews ever when it comes to merchandising
What's the point of having a sale if you can't even buy half the things in the store
>clip art meme
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE delete this
>finnish goaltending
>juuse saros
risky buy
Well I'm not going to buy now because I'm not paying retail on a jersey, but he's going to be a star here or somewhere else, most likely here since pekka only has 2 more years and will be 37 and they've been grooming him for the spot.
I'd say it's as risky as everyone else on the Predators squad, I can't name a single player that's safe from trading since Weber was traded
Tuukka is great, Pekka is playing great... for now, Juuse is the future. Better than Swedish anything
Gtfo chubs
>the Sup Forums american ended up being some drunk chug on a reserve somewhere
WEW
E
W
What do we think about Dylan Strome?
>Thinking Columbus will win when vasy is starting
"No"
Not all "chugs" live on "reserves" you know
Meme answer: bust
Non meme answer: prospective 1/2C who's footwork needs some serious work
right some live in ditches and under bridges
whats a chug
hockey is fucking gay lol
would munkey be a west or a east coast hockkey player?
what ur mom does to my dick
West. He is extra smuk because 5 cups in 7 years
A smelly drunk native
>EDM v.s ANA
McDavid or Getzlaf
Lucic or Perry
Draisaitl or Kesler
RNH or Cogliano
Eberle or Rakell
Klefbom or Lindholm
Larsson or Vatanen
Sekera or Fowler
Russell or Bieksa
Nurse or Manson
Talbot or Gibson
That's a straight loss for edmonton no questions. But honestly even getting to playoffs is a great thing for them to build on.
I'm raw as a dirty needle
Choke an eagle
Just to feed all my people
Lyrically I'm so lethal
Plant thoughts in they mind just to defeat you
Ice Cube is a saga y'all spit saliva
And I spit lava
I got the fearless flow
Don't get near this ho
If you sacred to go
The amount of people that just went >rags proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Sup Forums.
79th for based Trudeau
>west
More like east, he's smuk because he knew the worstern conference's "muh grit" dominance would come crashing down all thanks to skill-manlets and tip-top goalies
look at my trips
Nice false flag, you left your trip on
>wongs
Yes being smuk about hypothetical victories always works ;^)
@72825046 fuck off we are on topic right now
>stors
>hypothetical
Also the West's """"best"""" team is like 8th in the overall standings
Nightmare on helm street i didn't know you were a cunt
in that case, good riddance
okkilly dokkily mr. beaverino!
so, what do you got for the Flyers and Bruins?
and what about Edmonton and Mapple Leafs?
Are all Canadians this viscous and racist or is it just Canuck fans?
wtf i hate the nucks now
You can't see it? The big blue fabric sign that says "SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY"?
wtf I love the Leafs now
nhl.com
Should i try to get some sleep or start drinking?
When does your game start?
do you work tomorrow?
sometimes I sleep in front of the computerainnen
I might watch Finnipeg Laines or Florida Barkovs
>tripfag saying hes leaving for good
one can only hope
Sleep, then drink
>the giveaway-central commune of Peter Holland
babcock draining the swamp
>the Devils will never die in a plane crash
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NJ