Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Still here

Poi

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Sorry Ai, yoou have kinda asked for it.

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I most certainly did not

so claim

カラミチーマス

(Love-user)
It's the best, to me. Just how warm and flaky it is with the sweet filling and crust, just perfect. Especially with milk.

Bork bork!

Celty's streaming right now, if anyone's interested.

Also hi.

No link?

You can, but a simmer is too low and tends to not move it around, so the cooking is uneven.
She gave him her number, I gave him the advice for the future. Sock didnt ask for the number in the first place.

Oh, sure.

twitch tv/celtyplays

Oh I'm banned from chat, never mind.

What did you do to get banned? Did you upset Kermit perhaps? Lol.

Shiro claimed.

It's easy when your waifu ugly af.

>Was too late to abort.
#storyofmylife

I said Trump's was doing the right thing by vetting people coming in from radical Islamic countries...

So much for Freedom of Speech.

Hi shiro.

I don't think it's ever too late, just more complicated.

Hey, one of them Tomokos!
Which one are you?

Yeah Alice wanted Hillary to win so that's why you got banned

There sure are a lot of options from the old trusty rope to more scientific attempts like the escape bag.
Which method would you suggest?

The one with the mug.

Going somewhere completely secluded, handcuffing yourself to somewhere, throwing away the key and waiting for nature to run its course.

Are you for real? That explains a lot...

Im a fan of the 'someone elses problem' method. Just make it messy using someone elses house.

Claim

That's the best one.
How's it going?

This seems rather hardcore.
What if I go crazy from the hunger and bite off the hand I'm cuffed at?

You're a total douche. I hate it so much every time someone kills himself in my house.

You'll find plenty of such kind of idiocy in her chats besically if you do or say something that gets Alice upset you'll get banned cause her watchdogs must protect her

Good morning!

Oh Id make that worse by making a sex dungeon somewhere, tying it to the house in question and leave a scrawled escape note.

So the only people that can frequent her chat are out of touch liberals?
>dogs

kek

No killing yourself Shiro, you stay right here!

Morning louise
youtube.com/watch?v=CoBURhpvVGg

*starts breakfast for you and folds your blankets*

Pretty much...Huh? Why did you find that funny?

I'd be surprised if you were able to chew through bone, or the handcuffs for that matter.
I'm sure it's a fairly quick death too, probably not as quick as one would like though.

Morning Louise, slept well?

Claiming best girl

You know. Sitting. You?
Morning.

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That's a pretty good song~
Aaand thank you, Nagato.
Decent, but I'm still pretty tired and I woke up with a huge headache.
Hiya Saya
How are you?
Morning~ What have you been up to?

because dogs are very protective of their masters

I'm making oatmeal and you're going to eat it.

At least that'll probably keep them from looking after the actual sex dungeon downstairs.

You can't tell me what to do!

I'd be enough if I got the flesh as I could just pull out the bone. Actually getting rid of the thump should be enough. Even then it'd take some 2 to 3 days and there might be someone coming along, no matter how secular it is.
Nah, this won't do. Give me another idea.

What a coincidence, I'm sitting too! We have so much in common!

I'm alright. Ran out of beer. Send more pls.
How's you?

That place sounds toxic.

It's not toxic, but it is a huge circlejerk.

Oatmeal is good! Can I have brown sugar?
I kinda hate beer actually.
I'm pretty good aside from a headache

Hey, thats not my problem anymore. Thats somebody elses problem.

Ah ha! You finally arrived, i was lurking here just for you~

>woke up with a huge headache
What a wonderful way of starting the day...
I hope it passes quickly.

Did you just wake up? Drinking water might help.

But to ban people for speaking their minds sound toxic.
No, you're going to get fat. You can only have a touch of cinnamon.
*gets started on your hair and brushes*

Sorry ;-;

I just did!

Oh yes, it's the melody of the Imperial Anthem

USAGI GA NIGETERU

I woke up a bit ago.
Yeah its like we are the same or something.

SUGAR DOESNT MAKE YOU FAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You claimed my Waifu, but I have honor and will claim a different one.

I still don't see a problem in it, getting rid of a finger with bare teeth is easier said than done, keep in mind, you'll have to do all the down to the base where it connects to the hand. Plus if you into the middle of a forest, the chance of anyone coming across is second to none.
I guess tying a rope around your neck and driving away in your car.
Faster, less fun.

Thank you~ I wake up more days with headaches then not thesedays. Maybe I should look into that.

Aaaanyway, how are you?

That I did, and then I downed a water bottle.

No I'm not! I eat whatever I want and I never get fat!
You're mean!

uhhh..I see! That's pretty neat, actually
I see, so just sort of sitting around?
What does? I've been trying to gain weight but nothing seems to help

*autistic screeching*

For what? You came after all, it just took some time, plus you are justified, you had a super rough day!

You're right.
Alright I'll put a little brown sugar in your oatmeal.

Energy in must exceed energy out. What you eat must have more calories / kilojoules than what you are expending. Higher energy usage demands more energy in to compensate. Sugar is high is quick burn energy, which is useless for weight gain. Pasta, red meat, root vegetables, rice, bread. Make massive batches and eat constantly. Make a variety to both change up what you eat and maintain healthiness. Oatmeal is good as well.

But you've been waiting so long. I'm usually posting even when I'll be going to do things
I want to do a lot of drinking, and be too sick to go back tomorrow x.x

It's amazing how you can become the archmage at a mage school by knowing a single entry level spell

Skyrim has great world building

>less than 100x100 resolution

Well, thank you, Nagato!

Okay, I stopped jogging when I started trying to put on weight, so there's that...But I only eat one meal a day. Even though it's fast food about 50% of the time..I thought that'd do it..

If that is the case, I wish you best of luck.
As long as you behave, I'll not hold what happened in the past against you.

Been a bit all over the place today, woke up after sleeping 3 hours, was tired but felt ok.
Got tired so I went for a nap, woke up feeling absolutely abysmal.
Listened to some music, had dinner, a couple hard ciders, and now I'm feeling alright, soon ready for bed.

Need at least 2 liters.

Is this enough resolution for you?
Also don't gain weight. Fat girls are unattractive.

One meal is nowhere near enough. Fast food has the advantage of being high energy with the drawback of cost. Pasta is your best bet. Also consider a meal supplement, such as Sustagen or Ensure. Drink one of those between meals instead of snacking.
Or you could be loud as all hell yet become a Nightingale or assassin.

You should become a politician, you have all the qualifications!

But... but I don't have to, right?

Brother from another mother.
youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

Still, if death is as painful as life why even bother?
>car rope
I guess that'd work, but I'd total the car. I like the car. Her name's molly.

Well, the latter part of that sounds pretty good, right?
I can't really force myself to drink more
Yes~

I'm just trying to put on a little weight, trying to augment my bust and such.

Alright, thank you for the tips~

You know, my wild side would totally agree with you on that decision, but i care waaaay too much for you to have you get wasted, i mean...It's not like i can stop you, but at the very least i can advise you that it's not a good idea, sometimes life sucks, actually most of the times, so be stronger than life and show these people tomorrow what you've got!

Playing some for honor now.
Ever wonder what its like to have sex with yourself?

I hate Bethesda's need to make you the leader of every faction, you come across some group you think is cool and it's just like
"I'll own you all in five sidequests"

So you're trying to make yourself thicc?

Who do you usually play?
Not really, pretty much just bust and butt. I don't wanna see anything on my stomach and or arms or the like.

I think you do~

Not sure why it sounds like God save the queen tho

The answer is you don't.
Cars are just that, you won't need any afterwards anyway, plus you don't have to necessarily use your car.

I, uh...don't really hear it to be honest

Get 5lb dumbbells and do squats

Maybe so, but drinking is my way of dealing with things. Makes them bearable
I just hope I have enough..

Im in the right city for it.
You pick up a lot of useful tips when you're friends with a strongman and a powerlifter.
Especially when it takes no special effort on your part. Its empowerment taken way too far.

Have I mentioned how much I hate hollandaise?

Feel ashamed of yourself

The weebs of course. Nobushi being my favorite.

You hate Holidays?

Even I'm not that negative

I do squats when I'm not feeling lazy
that don't help with bust though
When I was in high school I was actually kinda muscular, to be honest. I kinda miss it, I had abs...
Always~!
How is he different from the other ones?

Holidays are the worst. It means needing to interact with family and others

Every single day.
Could we... will you...?

I die a little inside every time I'm in the thread, check mate.

Cars are better than people.
If I wanna put the rope around my neck and run really fast I'd need to train a bit more, I think.

Go for it. I'll vote for you.

It's not too bad at all. Only having a couple of them though, saving the rest tomorrow or something.
Just one sip left of my 2 cans, oh well...

Not always! Just a bit right now please

Nah I make you live up inside

So what's the best way to make a cheeseburger?

Is there anything i can do to relieve your stress in a better way? Perhaps you could vent to me about what happened today, i know venting is an effective way of relieving stress.

She has a spear thing and a stance that lets them dodge an attack.
Ill try it once yeah.

Make the bread yourself. No sugar.

You have zero friends, don't you?

No, the sauce, hollandaise. Ive been making it too long.
Ive never been a healthy weight. And having abs means you're thin and need more fat.
Not worth it.
Asking me politely.

No, no. As I said, you already do more than enough
Define friend