You have 10 SECONDS to tell me what weapons you own

You have 10 SECONDS to tell me what weapons you own.

pocket knife and a benelly shotgun

A baseball bat.

My wit and charm.

these

Katana and teleportation.

Pooey stick and a brick on a string

i own an aluminum bat and a plastic lightsaber.

Gun fag here. I have guns.

What are you, a cop?

I have a fedora with razor blades stitched into the rim.

Mossberg Maverick 88
Makarov
Mosin 91/30
Boar spear
Dane axe
3 throwing axes
Cavalry saber
Damascus Katana
Petersen Type H sword
Various pocket knives
My dick

caltrops

A katana...

Just a bunch of canned goods that I plan on throwing at any intruders.

Zastava M70 Select fire
Mosin Nagant
CZ 75
Ka-Bar

Ruger SR1911

I thoroughly used pocket pussy.

SOG Dagger, prop rapier, and me mits.

I have a powerful odour.

My voice.

/k/ incarnate

Muh dick

My Carebear Stare

Folding trench shovel

A knife nigga and a hammer

Cold steel kukri
Splitting and chopping axe both fiskars

S&W fixed blade boot knife. Also a huge penis

Katana
2 Sai
2 knives
Steel toed red laced Gripfast boots
My fists
My rage

Slav/10

AmEx corporate card. Best self-defense I'll ever have.

Checked
You anons should create a super team of heros like the justice league

>my fedora
>my keyboard
>the god delusion by richard dawkins
with these tools i break the bonds of human ignorance on my quest to enlighten the world against cancer

A 1973 Mauser HSc Super .380 with about 400 rounds.

A brain you fuckin weebs

bersa firestorm
glock 19
.357 magnum
remington 870
ruger mini14

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A rapier and a bow

Shitty blade this is

various swords, halbard, a rifle, shotgun, Cossack whips, kalash bayonet, other bayonets, Spetz shovel, cowboy cattle whip (as in made by an actual cowboy from back in the day), and so on.

TP-link? Are you fucking kidding me?

I have a pocket knife and a can of mace.
I'm a dude but I'm too poor to afford a gun

This knife prevented me from getting mugged/attacked on the way back from night classes a few years back. Some drugged out skeezeball was swearing loudly about a 100 ft or so ahead on the path through the park and something set off my spidey senses. I carried this thing in my bag just in case (I live in New Orleans where random crime can be bad). So I was walking the opposite direction he was and I had the knife in my grasp covered by my messenger bag. As we crossed I made eye contact and gave him a head nod saying "Sup." to acknowledge him.

Even before I finish completing saying Sup he screams "Fuck you you fucking bitch!" I did not like his response so I replied to something of that effect. He pulls out a shitty folding knife and starts advancing on me while slurring obscenities at me. I could immediately tell this guy was fucked up and not fucking around, so I flung the bag off my shoulder while still grasping my big motherfucking Cold Steel combat knife.

>Come at me motherfucker!

He stopped dead in his tracks so fast he lost his balance and stumbled backwards, and he had a semi-heavy backpack on that caused him to fall to the ground. I charged at him and he took off running the opposite direction, leaving his backpack behind, just booking it into the dark park. I took his backpack, unzipped it and poured his shit into a muddy puddle.

And here's muh .45

why would I tell you what I have? fuck off ATF

>artistic works of fiction
But if true that's a pretty funny story, user.

This pic is the dictionary definition of cringe...

Which is why it shall be immortalized in the annals of internet history

a cute switch blade for muggin fags.

I've had this knife for over 10 years now. That was the moment the knife paid for itself.

ka bar
testicles
bad breath

gun
few knives
bamboo staff
nunchucks
crappy throwing stars

man, when I list it like this it seems really autistic but I swear they were all aquired spontaneously or as gifts.

>gifts
>even my friends think im autistic

everything is starting to make a lot more sense now

i have some shit on a stick and a slingshot

A couple guns.

nice.
you shoot them all?

Not the .54 caliber black powder rifle. I'm too much of a pussy, still.

machete

A footlong iron pipe

what type of knife does your knife nigga use?

fist of fury!

I watched One punch

My own cunning wit!

Tomohawk

knives, sledgehammer, money.

These hands.

Fuck you mean?

glock 19 gen 4

>pocket knife that resambles a shotgun
>2 weeb swords
>A native Bow
>a old nunchaku
>my fists

Im not coming on your land lol

White privlage

i own a large collection of swords and daggers but my mind is my sharpest weapon
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Taurus 1911 .45ACP

Italian rapier.