>Be me >Be in Grade 10 >Autistic Indian halfbreed >In a private school because there is no way I would survive around normies >See this super hot girl in my class >Try to work up the courage to ask her out >End up stalking her for half the year >One day, I see her in the parking lot >Finally work up the courage to ask her out >She says no with a look of disgust >Suddenly feel this intense rage inside me >I grab her tit, kiss her and ran away I was so embarressed that day that I got my parents to switch me to a different school
Oh shit i did something similar but not as autistic as you OP.
>Be at college party >drank too much and needed to lay down >find quite room >sleep >wake up two hours later >drunk girl asleep on bed next to mine >party still going on downstairs >sniff drunk slags hair >precede to masturbate >making noise as I'm about to cum >don't realize there are other people asleep in the same room >someone turns light on >I am revealed to the whole room with pants around my ankles, courched over sleepy drunk firl >its too late for me to stop >try to catch the jizz in my hand to stop it from landing on drunk girl >guys want to twat me to death >use the jizz on my hands to ward away potential punches >pull up pants and run all the way home >quit college
I cringe so much remembering this story that I now have to change my shirt because I sweated too much typing it
Levi Richardson
>use the jizz on my hand to ward away potential punches
Nathaniel Ward
>MFW Indians arrange marriages because they can't get any on their own
Benjamin Rodriguez
I have a story
>be me, 15, virgin >gf calls me over >watch movie, bla, bla end up making out on couch >she is touching me all over my body >my brain gets scrambled, thinking about losing my virginity >try to take her bra off >can't do it because brain stated to drift off >"you haven't unhooked lots of bra's, have you user"? >"Just your mom's" >wtfdidIjustsay.jpg >tells me to leave >explain to her that I didn't mean it >nope.avi >breaks up with me next day >still virgin, hate my life
Why do I say these things? At least I'm not a sexual predator like OP.
Xavier Morris
Bump
William Gray
Give me a B!
William Wilson
Normally I would never post this but OP set the bar so low I don't think I can surpass that amount of autism
>11th grade >gym class >no friends, never talk to anyone >this dude starts making fun of me >goes back and forth for weeks >finally, says something like "go fuck your mother" >surrounded by the rest of the class >i reply >"I did that" >what the fuck >I meant to say something like I fucked yours > but instead it came out "I did that" >class bursts into laughter >I want to die
Gavin Lee
when i was in kintdergarten there was a nigress midget that i happened to tolerate( unlike the masses ) some could even call me the autist queen, Ruler of the Autists ( I collected all the rejects and played with the cast outs- I- myself, as you can tell by this posting matter, where was I? Anyway ) since she was black I had it in my mind that >I should ask her if I could lick her to see if she tasted like chocolate >recess >her and i >I go for it, she shrieks and runs to tell the teacher >She didn't taste like chocolate :-/
Bentley Evans
>Be me in 9th grade >super beta >sees a qt3.14 and turn to my buddy "who dat" >Thats (we'll call her C) I dated her once >You still have her number? "Yeah man" >Get her number and text C through this anonymous texting app basically telling her how much I like her and I can't tell her my name >ended up giving my real number and we text for a bit >she obviously isnt interested and is being friendly, but me being the autistic fag I am, keep running with it. >couple of hugs and shit but looking back I can tell she was uncomfortable >ask to hang out sometime and shes like sure I guess >ends up blowing me off 5 or 6 times with stupid excuses. >Tell people about my upcoming "date" >she comes to me and says "why the fuck are you telling people we are going on a date" >Faq.png >Im not. I dunno what you're talking about >never talk again
Gabriel Bennett
>be me >be in first grade >taking test >teacher tells us if we can't do a problem, put a smile face >middle of test >look up at teacher >smile as hard as I can >hold smile for a solid 2 mins >mfw placed into special Ed next week
Grayson Barnes
Get your own story faggot
Gavin Martin
Christ even Elyot Rodgers wasn't as thirsty as you
Colton Carter
Oh fuck here we go. >be me >grade 3 >Curious little me asked if girls had penises >"no user, they dont" >"What do they look like?" Muttered my dumb ass. >sister jokingly interrupts saying "ask one of the girls at your school" >next day >go to school, eat lunch, blah blah blah >at reccess >see a girl >litteraly fucking ask her if I can see her vag >she has a look of disbelief >tells the teacher >teacher got fucking pissed at me
It fuckin hurts to think about this.
Isaiah Hill
you haven't unhooked lots of bra's, have you user
>just your mom's
I kek'd
Nicholas Ward
This explains my grades autistic level >> be in 7th grade >> Not a ton of friends but whatever. They are all fags anyway >> Stop talking to most of my classmates >> One day everyone starts being nice and cool to me so I'm like okay.png these douches aren't so bad. >> Girl starts talking to me(8/10) we become friends and I start to like her because of her constant flirting
>> Fast forward a 6 months
>> She stops talking to me and I'm like wtf.jpeg Turns out her friends said I was stalking her(I wasn't) then she goes the next 5 years and doesn't say a word to me. Broke my fucking heart.
>> Turns out the whole grade was nice to me because they thought I was going to kill myself.
>> Fuck everyone
Still hate my fucking graduating class. Plus I made sure to make situations as awkward as fuck with this bitch. Joined group projects and made sure to fuck up her portion because I was always the guy who had to finish projects.
Jace Wilson
Yeah, kek.
Aaron Walker
>>> Turns out the whole grade was nice to me because they thought I was going to kill myself.
At least they cared enough to be nice to you. They could have just told you to kill yourself.
Joseph Butler
Fuck I think that would be better. I never have had intentions to kill myself.
Caleb Campbell
>be 14 >camping with aunt and uncle >aunt has huge tits >night comes >aunt is sleeping close to me cause in tent >think of her tits >teenagehormonesactivate.exe >unzip her sleeping bad quietly >sneak hand into sleeping bag >hands shakey as fuck >cop a feel on aunts tits >jerk off while squeezing her tits >cum hard >next day >aunt says to me "oh user did you get a good sleep last night"? Me: Yes >Aunt: "I was up all night" mfw
Juan Price
Holy fuck. Did you nut on her
Brandon Reed
i flagged down a car once then just punched out the driver once is that autistic or?
Aaron Robinson
If he did he still got more pussy then OP and didn't have to assault a bitch
Carson Gray
>be me >show off in high school >any crazy stunt and I'm the one to do it >highlight was playing chicken with a train >back to autism >at party >drinking and having a blast >hey user how down are you? >down af >suck off Jarret if you're so down >proceed to suck the shit out of Jarret's dick >next week are the school video is circulating >I become the black death and no one wants to be around me >went from school bad ass to school faggot in one weekend >drop out due to humiliation >currently manager at local kfc
Isaac Walker
> be in 10th grade used to be a shy motherfucker >other autist set off fire alarm and everyone is sent outside >cold as fuck out side so I'm shaking >qt3.14 comes up to me > "hey user you seem chilly" > engage autistic mode >engage autistic screeching >ment to say "hey" >comes out as "i FUCKNG hATE girls" >thefuck.jpeg >tells the whole fucking school >mfw get homo-gay ass scholarship
That probably comes down to the fact that Elyot Rodgers was half ricenigger whereas OP is half poo
We need a designated holocausting street
Matthew Phillips
Holy shit you may be right!
Samuel Bennett
>>Be in college. >> Have a roommate with a shared room >> Have gf come over(we slept in a twin sized bed and I'm 6'6 330lbs so it's a tight fucking fit) >> Can't sleep >> Wake gf up and say hey let's fuck >> proceeds to fuck gf and I nut. >> Roommate says his heart has been hurting all night >> Take him to ER fucker almost died >> Said he was awake thru the whole thing.
Noah Allen
I was a thirsty fucker but i never went farther than sending cringyass messages to girls it was more of a self-hate thing anyway
Nathaniel Torres
POO
Adrian Powell
I cringe to the thought of the chicks I tried fooking. Made out with one drunk chick and sucked her titties. Her scary ass mother ducking hulk boyfriend knocked on my door the next day.....I blocked her and all her friends and proceeded to not leave my apartment for a week.
Alexander Gutierrez
>Her scary ass mother ducking hulk boyfriend knocked on my door the next day yeah fuck that, idgaf what i did if anyone comes for me they're dying
Carter Martinez
I got caught using a paper towel tube as a makeshift fleshlight by my friend's mom in their kitchen when I was 14
Ryder Cook
Not really autistic but still haunts me sometimes
>Be me >Middle School >Sell PSP to kid at school >"OH SHIT FUCK I LEFT ALL MY PORN ON IT" >Hundreds of images from Ecchi board >Few dozen MP4 videos I saved off of Porn hub >Next day get endless shit because he showed everyone on his bus what I had
I mean it wasn't anything too outrageous lots of it was Vintage Porn vids from 80's/90's
Juan Peterson
>be sophomore in HS >be in Bio class with a lot of cute girls The girls aren't really important, but it illustrates how much more detrimental spaghetti fit had on me long term.. Anyway >looking around the classroom between bells >class starts filling up >teacher blabs about some non important shit >continue to space the fuck out >hear her ask "any questions" to the subject at hand >hear this just as I see a box labeled 'Incubator' >get a jolt of excitement as I've tended chicken coops before and can get a mess of eggs >also in that second thinking long term: >maybe if its a lab, I get paired up with a qt and can cruise control the lab since I know what to do, giving me a chance to charm her and get the ins. ^ After typing that, I really do see just how aspie this whole idea was in my head. >raise hand like I knew the location of Jimmy Hoffa or something >teacher calls on me >class turns >like 10 girls look at me >panic >ask (and I quote): "When do we get to..... make..... babies?" >entire class wuts.webm >kid sitting next to me pushes all my books off the table >a bunch of girls laugh but a few look at me like I just decapitated a puppy, then fucked the neck hole >teacher loses it laughing and has to leave into the private lab to laugh at my dumbfuck question >pick shit up and kinda just keep spacing out
Juan Watson
Told my ex best friends girlfriend to text me every morning to wake me up in college. Every time I got drunk I'd try to hit her up.
He proceeded to become a faggot cutter and last time I saw him I made fun of it the whole time. Last words to him were "I hate to cut things short but I've got a slice of pizza waiting for me." He hasn't talked to me in 3 years.
Brody Morales
Alpha as fuck.
Austin Brooks
>be me >18 with gf of 2 years >keep DSi in bedside table because I play it once every 4 months when I can't sleep. >unbeknownst to me gf finds DSi and takes nudes on it. >break up with her 2 years later and forget about DSi >find DSi last month and discover nudes... Should I post? MFW
Luis Fisher
it's still sexual assault to molest a sleeping person tard
Nathaniel Ross
lol i did and said stupid shit like that all the time in school and most of the time people loved it I was so fuckign bored i just stopped giving a fuck what anyone thought
Grayson Adams
Post away!
John Ortiz
>be in grade 6 >middle of a test >friend with anger issues is frustrated at the test >space out watching him break pencils and yell at the test >forget we're taking a test >he says "this question makes no fucking sense!" >i blurt out the answer like a retard >teacher yells my name and the whole class looks at me I felt like a idiot for a solid week. The teacher had nice tits though.
Jaxon Cook
Fuck it. >> be 8th grade >> Sneak into lunchroom kitchen >> immediately have to piss >> See coffee cup >> Janitors coming oh shit.gif >> Piss in cup and dump the piss in the trash
>> Next day I see cook drinking out of piss up >> "Hey cook coffee tastes like piss today doesn't it!"
wtfdidIjustsay
>> Cook says back to me "yeah it always does."
Joshua Davis
I did around senior year when I was a little more comfortable with myself and realized I wasn't gonna see half the fuckers there again.
It got me into a bunch of trouble sometimes, but it was totally better than being awkward about saying stupid shit. It happens, just own the mistake and roll with it.
Tyler Evans
oh god, I would do the same and would probably kill myself later
Ryan Harris
lmao
Jack Carter
ahahah that was quality xD
Christian Green
Did she enjoy it?
Gavin Brooks
Post or you will be struck first in WW3
Adam Allen
Do it
Robert Gray
I think he's dead now.
Cooper Robinson
>Algebra class >Teacher gives an example of some equations >Lectures us for more than half an hour >Doing problems while he's lecturing >Understanding what to do and getting the problems correct >Become confident >Hands us a paper worth a few grades >Autismo mode >I start shaking and shivering and I'm full on braindead >Look around >People are staring at me and some ask if I'm ok >I fucking forget how to do the problems as soon I get the paper >Struggling to even do one question >Teacher tells me what's wrong >Don't respond and get up to turn in the paper >He tells me that I haven't done one question and asks me why >Said I forgot >Everyone starts laughing >Wind up getting terrible grades in that class >I can't even remember something I just did 10 minutes ago >Almost flunk because of retardation
JUST
Jack Green
Dubs vult!
Grayson Turner
Those are the stupidest tattoos ever. Wouldn't even attempt banging. Plus what slut knows how to use a psp
Nathaniel Taylor
>ment to say "hey" >comes out as "i FUCKNG hATE girls" How would it ever come out like that?
Ian Young
people trying to be nice to you to make you feel better is a good thing, unless you're autistic
Carter Martin
Kek, was there anything really fucked up on there.?
Isaiah Baker
youre either 12 or mentally AND socially retarded
Michael Rogers
I think can't of anything but I'm sure I did a lot of autistic bullshit I repressed my memories too well
Aiden Howard
...
Landon Jenkins
Til all the cock suckers pretend you don't exist 2 weeks later.
Carson Robinson
SUMMERS HERE
Sebastian Stewart
>19, first year of college. >Getting ready one morning, roommates ready first so they go to warm up the car. >A minute later I go out to see their car coming out of the parking garage. >I stand in their path but they stop 100 feet away. Throw my hands up like WTF. >Run around to the passenger to get in the door. >Door is locked, they speed off. >Chase them out of the parking lot swearing them straight into hell. >Was the wrong car. To this day I still do not know who chased down the road that day.
Jose Reed
Chubby and pale. thispleasesme.jpg
Austin Jenkins
OMG I KEKED SO HARD
Alexander Murphy
>Be me, 14 yo. >A girl, friend of a female friend who I barely knew died. >I was surprised, and wanted to remember that. >I wrote her name and the date of her death under a shelf in my room that is over my bed. >Months later, this friend came to home with her sister. >Checked casually under the shelf and see the name of her death friend and the date. She knew that was my shelf. >She told that to her sister, confused as fuck. >Uncomfortable silence. >I continued interacting, chill as fuck.
Josiah Cruz
It pleased me at the time too tbh fam.
Carson Jones
>Be me young autismo >Girlfriend insults me jokingly Autismpowersactivate.jpeg >Screams "you're a joke" >Whole class hears me >Ripperoni
Liam Wood
Huh?
Evan Gutierrez
IP printed
Henry Ross
>me be >probably from 3rd grade to 5th?>start being a hornpot sperg most of the time >develope love for asses >whenever I went to a friend's house would usually play truth or dare >during truth or dare would somehow try to incept the idea to get my friends to sit on my face with their naked asses Now be aware all my friends were male and I am straight, but I had my really tard moments >somehow always achieve ass in face >mostly because it was a good punishment so getting dared to touch their butt to your face shouldn't be hard >at some point realize what I'm doing is not playing truth or dare >always feel guilty especially with younger friends >almost kissed one of my best friends butt cheeks >could've sworn that friend knew something was wrong too >don't play at that friend's house anymore >friend moves away I hope he doesn't tell anyone about that shit and as for the younger ones I hope they just don't remember
Adam Cooper
>Be me >Second year of college >Standing in line at coffee shop at campus >cute girl behind me loudly says "hey sexy!" >assume she's talking to someone else >her friend approaches me and says "hey she thinks you're really cute" >only reply was "oh" >didn't sleep the night before >hungry af >halfway through my sandwich before I realized wtf I just did.
Oliver Nguyen
Lmao. That's not bad. I'd do that shit
Chase Cruz
kindergarten lol >I put a rock in my ear in kindergarten >I told my mom >she didn't believe me at first >could feel rattling in my head when I shook my head for three days >finally we went to the doctor >doctor says to my mom we have to do surgery and it'll leave your son deaf in that ear >mom's like why don't you just flush it out with water? >doctor's like great idea! >they do it, rock comes out >i get a hearing test >all good mfw stupid doctors almost fucking deafed me
Mason Williams
lots and lots of lolis and traps
Nathan Sanchez
>In a private school because there is no way I would survive around normies This made me kek.
William Cox
made me lol
Nolan Taylor
>Be 18 >Highschool grad >Cruising around the countryside with bros >Looking for shit to do >Say something dumb >Get roasted >Try to say "I'll fuck you up" >Try to say "Suck my dick, faggot" >"I'll suck your dick, faggot!" >Wut.avi
Jonathan Ramirez
haha women aren't funny
Asher Bailey
That's great. She was obviously retarded so you dodged a bullet
Tyler Barnes
free speech motherfucker Im going to burn down a house tmrw!
Colton Hill
>Be 15 >Teacher pick people to read the text book >Chooses this girl who I was friends with instead of me >Loudly scream "You Whore" >She walks out of class crying >Teacher says I need to apologize > Later I apologized to her and she accepts, she thought someone else called her a whore >After that her cousin who was in that class with us threatened to kill me I know she accepted my apology but when I called her a whore in front of the class everyone thought I was a cunt.
William Parker
faggot must be embarrassed
Adam Reed
Why did you want to remember?
Jose Bailey
Lolwut the fuck is IP printed
Josiah Rodriguez
idfk what am i wikileaks?
Nicholas Gutierrez
>be me, 8th grade >se two of my classmates talking during a football game >get close, nothing much was happening >one of the spreads her legs >see vag >talking about shaving (lol I don't care) >they notice me >give me weird look, say nothing >everyone walks away >nothing is said
I still see her from time to time and she acts like she doesn't know me.
Gabriel Hill
Trump detected
Caleb Lopez
In my circles that would've passed as a normal insult. We're all fucking weirdos here in Northern-Europe.
Jordan Reyes
I'll share mine >be me about 12 >hangin out at godmoms house with bro and her son >im wandering around while they play n64 >get the boner >it is time >go downstairs and go into godmoms room >everyone else is upstairs >common knowledge godmon is a nympho, huge tits, etc >assume she has some kinky shit in her room >look through drawers, find underwear, bra >discover a book on sex positions >this will have to do >commence fap >flip a few pages >get idea >take clothes off and put on godmoms bra and panties >for some reason this makes mu dick diamonds >continue to fap >i can feel myself about to cum >so close >think of the dare song by gorillaz >its comin up its comin up its comin up its dare >right as i start to cum the door flies open >godmom is standing in doorway >watches me cum on the floor, wearing her bra and panties, while im staring at her, frozen >awkward couple of seconds >felt like ages went by >she says nothing, turns around and closes the door >im still frozen >clean myself up, clean up floor spooge >go back upstairs and join in on n64 >to my knowledge, godmom has never spoken a word of this to anyone, never brought it up to me >feel awkward as fuck forever
Brandon Bailey
To be fair, it wasn't that autistic as I say it regularly now.
Jaxson Scott
>Me >Parents are conservative christian >Growing boy, but deprived of any means to release my sexual desires, ie no porn >For some reason, I really liked the girl from the 'Lego agents' sets >Also had a penchant for vore >Decided to eat the Lego girl >Couldn't just eat the thing whole, or I'd choke >Broke it into individual pieces DownTheHatch.mp3 >Began swallowing each piece one at a time while jerking myself >Feels good man >Finish gerkin' my jerkin about half way through my meal >My brother would suspect what I'd done, so I Spergaciously swallowed the rest, almost dying in the process Cont. ?
Owen White
Every time someone bigger than me wants to fight I just say "drop your pants mother fucker I'll jerk you off right now with both hands!!" If that doesn't work I'll just say they hate gays (I'm straight)