So user... What do you do for a living?

So user... What do you do for a living?

I use Internet in my mom's basement, m'lady

>120k a year
>no CS degree just hackerrank

Currently working 3rd shift at shitty security site. Don't have to do anything for good pay though.

I skin dwarves for the Vatican.

A long time ago a friend of mine said if you ever need to turn your life around just become a drug dealer. The hours are nice and you will meet pleanty of women. I don't think Walgreens is quite what he meant but hey I moved out if my moms house.

I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

I have this fantastic job where I choose to be unemployed at the taxpayers' expense. They also pay for my soma and benzos. The state voluntarily voted to raise taxes though, so I guess they appreciate my hard work.

I sell your internet browsing history to corporations.

I'm a blackjack dealer

I work at a lawfirm

I masturbate furiously

bye

I drive Saracens out of the holy land

I'm a full on rapist.

chef at wendy's. 8 dollars an hour.

IMO you are a chef Wendy's is the best fast food

How are tips?

Meh not the greatest, at least were I work

Atm, being paid to workout a little, then do nothing most of the day.

how so ?

Army, 25S

>25S
meaning ?

Mathematician

25th SS squad, fieldwebel

Satellite Comms.
But I don't have my clearance yet, so I'm basically on call, but they never call.
So I just do whatever all day.
And then I drink at 1500 cause that's technically the end of my work day, and they can't make me do something if I'm drinking.

I put the little stickers on oranges

I'm sorry the first thing I do is peel off the sticker.

I usually forget that shit's there. Even on like apples. I end up eating it.

Btw, are those things edible, I mean I end up eating them anyway.

its Feldwebel you Untermensch

sounds like a pretty relaxed life, how long is it gonna go like that?

Work as a production planner make 70k a year

father of dragons, your grace

Limo driver

Class I Railroad Conductor (Remote Certified)

No idea.
I'm trying to stay as low key as possible.
I haven't actually gone to work all work, couple days went to pt.
It's kinda relaxed, but boring as fuck.
Got a field exercise coming next month, so I think in may I might actually have to do shit.

I'm not the user who peeled the stickers, but yes they are edible.How the fuck do you not see the sticker before eating it are you a fucking savage?

pay my tab and leave. roastie whore doesnt deserve any of my beta bucks.

Savage.
Normally I just grab whatever and put it inside me.
I do the same thing with vegetables, make a salad, forget about the stickers, find later on the fork, then say fuckit and eat it anyway.
Although oranges I don't eat the peel, so...

im a soon to be former investment banker

correct answer

Please dont make me say it

I... I´m a frond end dev

P-p-please dont leave

Why is you apostrophe and accent.

you must be hopelessly autistic if you truly believe that every woman who asks that question wants your money.

Sorry, force of habit. Different keyboardlayout

No worries, just curious.
I'm probably the only one autistic enough to notice. Just the space between the I and M seemed bigger than normal, then I noticed it was too slanted.

I'm an accountant
>Proceed to pay this whore to fuck me

Analytical chemist for PepsiCo. Shit's alright.

Lul

Shouda went 35 series. Foxtrot life was the shit

You guys should to the pepsi challenge at some protests.

Dude, how do you stand the fucking crazy SJW environment at Pepsico? Every time I visit you guys I laughed my ass off about the "Gay safe space" signs on the cubicles. That and way you constantly prompt the most inept managers because they have vaginas or are niggers or fags.

Underrated post

I almost went 35Q, but I didn't know if I could initially get a TS.
I'm still dead scared of taking a polygraph.

I'm a doctor.

Man don't get me started on that shit. We don't have too much SJW shit where I work (it's a site in the UK, dunno if safe spaces and shit is just a US thing, I haven't seen any here) but we're drowning in red tape, bureaucracy, health and safety and touchy feely occy health bullshit.

I just ignore it and do my job for the most part. Pay's decent and my job is actually pretty enjoyable. You have to be a certain type of brown-nosing, boring fucktard to go forward in corporate and I'm not it, I usually fall asleep during the town halls. I'm just saving so I can start my own business.

You an external contractor?

I sell semen. Usually my own.

Since I'm not here for a help
Since I'm not here for a woman to vote for me
Since I'm not for being a alpha because I fear losing my Love.

I'm here to tell you that forever one shall live by himself and her woman for him, not to live and surrender for a help that dominantes you :
You should accept life and give.

I sit at home and collect autismbucks
The state pays me $400 each week and all I have to do is attent autism meeting once every month

The neetlife gets lonely sometimes so if you want to experience total freedom you're free to join me

>chef
Kek

NEET memer and WoW nerd. Can I smell your hair?

under9d poast

oregano origami

I drive a funny car.

Yeah I work mostly the Chicago and NY office. But I've also been to several of the bottling and other beverage and food plants. At the plants it's not so bad but at Corporate, holy shit.

I was going to go to the Ireland facility where they do flavoring, but haven't made it there yet.

I check the dubs...its thankless work.

Suffer

Yeah, the people from the plants are usually pretty down to earth. Or just not completely fucking middle class and naive.

What do you do, user?

I distribute counterfeit placebos.

*pretend i don't think she's talking to me*

I ignore bar whores, doesn't pay much but it's rewarding on a personal level.

dishwasher of the highest caliber

Student who inherited a farm,taking a break and supporting myself by becoming a lumber jack (even got the beanie and shirt for lulz) stare out onto the field and try and figure out what the fuck to do with it and if i should even bother completing my degree

not even 26 and i have land bigger then some towns....

also trolling niggers loudly in pubic spaces about "the woes of owning so much land"

you should plant some cotton. sell a portion of land for a tractor and ride around drunk all day

your mom.
the work is awful and the pay isn't all that great cause your dad's a broke ass, but the woman sucks a mean dick and microwaves an even meaner hot pocket.

More wonder why I'm there probably but still

Oh snap, they've got a factory over here eh? What's it like, worth looking into, or complete fuckfest?

I'm married

shite patter mate

im gonna do game testing, loading planes or fixing net cables

I am a missionary of Aphroditee, milady, spreading her passions wherever beautious lasses may be found. This, of course is why i am in O'Mally's Pub.

Cooking Meth

I don't need to work. I live in a refugee center in Sweden, they give me free Internet connection, food and healthcare.
Also a swedish girl that works there loves to choke on my huge black cock and yesterday she discovered that she was pregnant, now she doesn't know who the father really is.

stay mad, m80. that slag polishes me bellend for hours.

foreigner detected
initiate deportation sequence
threat eliminated

I offer dating services to gold diggers. May I interest you in our premium package?

Co-owner of a small company which does landscape management and environmental compensation measures.

was for 3 years a meteorologist in the idf got released like a month ago. now study math so i can get into uni

i digitize all the fish that come through the factory. you could say that i'm the senior digitizer. i know what you're going to ask and no, it's really not that smelly at all. what about you?

Which, btw, is sth. different than what your Mexican gardener does.

Nigger make a farmer pay you to work the land. You don't do shit and you get money every harvest.

I supervise a team of 10 electricians. Commercial construction. I may sex with you depending on the quality of the friend you bring along.

I am an user. Basically it's just a lot of savagery and masturbation, 24/7. Pretty sweet huh?

Technical Writer for a major Defense contractor.

I work for tge government administering chemicals to frogs that turn them gay.

I move boxes for a living.

Living the life baby

Live in Finland.

>So user... What do you do for a living?
25y old here, spending my parents money

Programmer. Work from home, great pay, unlimited vacation time...

I'm a part-time pharmacist great work amazing pay and I work at festivals/clubs/parties too bad I can't buy stuff online....

I write novels.

I am a computer programmer