Trips names the baby.
Trips names the baby
Levi Foster
Nicholas Richardson
Faggot
Logan Hill
Cuthbert
Adam Sanders
Tumor Ovarius
Hudson Sanders
Garfunkel
Cooper Wood
Boaty McBoatface
Grayson Mitchell
Bartolome
Nathaniel Taylor
Sexifier
Lincoln Murphy
nigger
Sebastian Lewis
Beyoncé
Bentley Robinson
Leonidas
Gabriel Davis
Adolf
Isaiah Parker
If male: Barnabus Johann Elizabeth (whatever your surname is)
If female: Xanthe Alexandria Jim-Bob (whatever your surname is)
Elijah Bell
Alberto José
Angel Price
Cuckold
Connor Gonzalez
Adolf
Jayden Flores
McFuckface
Isaac Nelson
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT
THIS KID'S GONNA HAVE ALL KINDS OF SLACK
Connor Gutierrez
Niggablaster
Owen Cox
And the winner is....
Isaac Sanchez
Jebediah
Grayson Howard
Praise Kek, a winrar!
Matthew Thompson
Guess it's still better than :
>Sexifier
>Adolf
>Nigger
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Cameron Phillips
Adolf
Luke James
Cock McCocky Cockface
Liam Williams
Fatus Dickious (your last name)
Cooper Barnes
Chalupa Batman
James Williams
OP had better deliver cause I'm gonna start hunting for a Barnabus or a Xanthe in a few months....
Dylan Rodriguez
You gotta have a middle name that kids hate, so you screaming their full name becomes something they never want their friends to hear. The two-middle-name-thing is standard in my family.
Sebastian Taylor
OP Isafag
Michael Foster
Kek
Jace Ramirez
emergency food supply
Adrian Campbell
OP here
It's a girl
You win
Good job
Brayden Campbell
Roody-Poo
Aaron Williams
ITT: user has a kid
Aaron Wood
>Dolfy
>Octofag
>FingerBlaster9K
>Cuck4Life
>Kek
>Rolllllarino
Nicholas Hughes
Glad that I got the win instead of Hitler. Give your sprog a hug from me when she gets out of there.
Christian Phillips
Mohammed
Henry Butler
Wolfgang
Kayden Thomas
Buddy, short for Budweiser
Lucas Gomez
harald
Jackson Cox
papaj
Benjamin Cooper
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
Colton Nguyen
Timestamp or GTFO should be the name.
Jace Howard
Larry Lou Lars
Cameron Perez
Name it "Pubert."
Hunter Parker
prove it fag
Dylan White
>Hairy arms
>No tits
You're just a fat man, arent you?
Zachary Hernandez
faggot
Bentley Robinson
What's it feel like to pump your colon full of air like that
Noah Adams
Randy Bobandy
Caleb Taylor
Michael Carter Or Brooklyn Raine
Cooper Barnes
>those tits
James Green
Barney Waitforit Stinson
Levi Peterson
...
Nicholas Peterson
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Jace Watson
>that subtle nipple showing
well played op
Ryder Watson
beethoven
Nathan Sullivan
lmao
Brody Howard
Dindu nuffin
Mason Wilson
Caiden, Skylar, anastasia, harriet, devin, phoebe
Ethan Barnes
Fiona Clmatter
Jonathan Perry
Mike Hunt
Wyatt Jenkins
Trump
Josiah Ward
trips gets more
Anthony Jackson
Sproglett
Joshua Wright
...
Robert Hernandez
For the sake of discussion, let's assume that your surname is "Miller".
So..., if it's a boy:
Penis Testes Miller (Penis T. Miller)
If it's a girl, then:
Vagina Clitoris Miller (Vagina C. Miller)
Those are my choices.
Evan Young
Ali Baba
Asher Richardson
Just post them shitcunt
John Mitchell
Thou art an atrocity.
Logan Gomez
Adolf Hitler (your last name here)
Asher Reyes
If girl Marylyn
if boy Sonny
Kayden Ross
Abortion
Isaac Perez
Budweiser julius-neckbeard (whatever your last name is)
Caleb Green
kek.
underrated.
Robert Garcia
Dio
Chase Richardson
Mohammed Jesus Yahweh
Matthew White
Dick Wiener. The baby's name will be Dick Wiener.
Camden Sanchez
Worthless sack of shit
Ethan Evans
Hitler Nigger Desu
Isaac Nguyen
Führer
Hunter Murphy
Abortion
Tyler Brooks
Daquarias Jackson
Levi Martinez
Double roll/reroll
Tyler Campbell
If Boy: Lucifer
If Girl: Lilith
If Attack Helicopter: Tails
Grayson Flores
Kids have sued their parents for ridiculous names, you know.
Adrian Rodriguez
shit nugget
Ian Brooks
Payee
Lincoln Powell
her pre baby bod
Andrew Evans
Shiv
Michael Morgan
Boy: Girlfriend
Girl: Boyfriend
Wyatt Martin
faglord
William Thomas
Buttsex Borne
Oliver Carter
Lord Moldy Butt.
Camden Ramirez
Baby Faggot
Brody Gonzalez
Roll
Alexander Russell
Juilius Bitchslapicus the first.
Levi Rogers
Geoffrey
Xavier Smith
Incestuous Newfag