/nfl/ general - COLD HARD REALITY Edition 9000

LAR: Rams' Fisher: Eric Dickerson is always welcome
SEA: Seahawks' chances of catching the Cowboys plummet after loss
NYG: Peyton helps Eli, Giants with Steelers game plan
BUF: Report: Bills sign Thomas to roster to play TE
BAL: Tucker: Give teams point if KO splits uprights
NFL: Sharper handed 20-year sentence in rape case
NE: Sources: Pats, Cannon reach 5-year extension
MIN: Vikes' Peterson runs sprints, 'ahead of schedule'
CLE: RG3 cleared for contact; will practice next week
WAS: Redskins sign D.C. native and former Colts cornerback Greg Toler

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How do you stop him?

Default is dad's team
Second is state
If your state has 2 teams go with closest
However, if your family between 2 teams, example: A family in California is split between Raiders or 49ers, you can claim both teams,

doink

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Be afraid

Darren Sharper + my sides BTFO

>busc fan bandwagoning the rasm

>that comment

>Earl Thomas has a chance to make it back

Prepare yourselves, Panthers!

Why does anybody give a single fuck about Dickerson being a whiny faggot? Not a Fisher fan or even Rams fan for that matter, but crying to the media is pretty lame desu.

>see this posted on Jewbook
>niggers yelling HE WOULDN'T GO TO PRISON IF HE WAS WHITE in the comments

>WAS: Redskins sign D.C. native and former Colts cornerback Greg Toler
Who is this? Is he good? Shit? Geezer?
???

What was he crying about? It's actually pretty common for former legends to bitch about the current team.

believe me
he is doing that mindless fan base a favor

DOLPHINS!

why would a NFL player need to drug and rape a woman?

because women are smarter and more selective that they wouldnt sleep with him just because he had money

HE PUT DA TEAM ON HIS BACK

HE ALSO PUT DEM HOES ON THEY BACK

He's an NFL player. Surely he can fuck some slut off instagram.

Pro Bowl roster through Week 12 (and this time, I wasn't baked out of my fucking mind while typing this)

>NFC
QB: Drew Brees, Dak Prescott, Matt Ryan
RB: Ezekiel Elliott, Devonta Freeman, David Johnson
WR: Julio Jones, Mike Evans, Odell Beckham Jr, Larry Fitzgerald
TE: Jimmy Graham, Jordan Reed
FB: John Kuhn
OT: Tyron Smith, David Bakhitari, Doug Free
OG: Justin Pugh, Zack Martin, Jahri Evans
C: Alex Mack, Max Unger

DE: Jason Pierre-Paul, Cliff Avril, Everson Griffen
DT: Damon Harrison, Aaron Donald, Gerald McCoy
ILB: Bobby Wagner, Luke Kuechly
OLB: Ryan Kerrigan, Chandler Jones, K.J. Wright
CB: Richard Sherman, Xavier Rhodes, Janoris Jenkins, Josh Norman
SS: Landon Collins
FS: Harrison Smith
K: Matt Bryant
P: Johnny Hekker
RET: Cordarrelle Patterson

>AFC
QB: Derek Carr, Philip Rivers, Tom Brady
RB: DeMarco Murray, Melvin Gordon, Jay Ajayi
WR: Antonio Brown, T.Y. Hilton, Terrelle Pryor, Amari Cooper
TE: Travis Kelce, Rob Gronkowski
FB: Kyle Juszczyk
OT: Joe Thomas, Taylor Lewan, Donald Penn
OG: Kelechi Osemele, Marshal Yanda, Richie Incognito
C: Rodney Hudson, Nick Mangold

DE: Khalil Mack, Jadeveon Clowney, Cameron Wake
DT: Ndamukong Suh, Malik Jackson, Sheldon Richardson
ILB: Kiko Alonso, Zach Orr
OLB: Von Miller, Dee Ford, Lorenzo alexander
CB: Aqib Talib, Casey Hayward, Marcus Peters, Joe Haden
SS: T.J. Ward
FS: Devin McCourty
K: Justin Tucker
P: Marquette King
RET: Tyreek Hill

women arent sluts

how many times are retards going to ask this question? rape is a fetish.

This is the best rookie defensive end in the NFL right now not Joey Bosa.

He probably has a rape fetish. Some people are just sick fucks who can't their dicks up unless it's rape or have their cocks covered in feces.

>seahawks probably going to get raped by the panthers defensive front

Default would be Falcons, second would be Seahawks.

should've lit brady the fuck up, showed that peckerwood motherfucker he's in the wrong neighborhood.

>Dickerson is unhappy with the way Rams are performing
>players take offense to those comments
>?????????

>post yfw you realized he's this close to clinching us a playoff spot.

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>30-20

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>35-28

Here is how the playoffs will shape up

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>26-10

>Dallas
>15-1
The Cowboys are doing great, but no.

twitter.com/KOseven0/status/803716736692293632

kek this O-line nasty

>no Vikings with a top 2 defence
>no Rams with a top 5 defence and top 16 offecne since starting Goff
>No dolphins who are playing like a top 3 team
>No Tennesseee who will surely take the AFC North with ease

You opinions are shit and you should delete this post to save youreself more embarassmant

ok I fixed it

>Stoolers winning the AFC North

There's still a lot more wrong with that chart, but I'm too high to argue right now so I'll give you a pass.

>Tennessee
>AFC north
are you high?

Look I don't give a shit about what you think about these teams I only made it to put the Bucs in the playoffs and the Falcons out I don't care about anything else I just filled shit in.

fuck you don't ever respond to me again

Jesus, the NFC really does fucking suck.

>Tennessee
>AFC north
are you high?

>7-4
w-who are you again?

>implying the seahawks aren't going to drop another

there is no way they aren't losing another at this point.

0/10
shit-tier troll

Nigga you messed with the wrong Falcons fan. I'm gonna think mean thoughts about you before I cry myself to sleep.

fuck you never reply to me again

The bucs will get their shit filled in by the falcons

We don't even play again this season so I don't know how that's going to happen.

>lions are 7-4 and likely making the playoffs
>my unranked undergrad cuckhoop team beat a ranked team for the first time in 18 years

Like is pretty ok right now

>Bucs will finish 7-9
>Falcons will finish 11-5
Go home and masturbate to that one time the Bucs were good, faggot cunt nigger douchebag fucker.

>we
Also plqyoffs faggot

>that one time the Bucs were good

Better than the zero times the Falcons were good

56-0

48-21

what was the score of the Falcon's Super Bowl win?

Any other NFC East fans in here?

I'll kick all of your asses.

30-25 faggot

>gruden's playbook cheat code

>haven't done shit since 02
Kek

Rams fan reporting in

And what has your team done?

>haven't done shit ever
kek

Haven't done shit since --

Kill yourself Fuckons fans

Still more recent, 2012 loss
Your team was gifted an owl, my team took on Elway and fought valiantly

Kill yourself emo
Or post ass

>what has your team done?
>lose

yeah choking in the NFC Championship game is really something to be proud of lmao

What has YOUR """team""" done since?

See above reply

Reply to this post if your team plays in the conference with the most superbowls

Bonus points if they play in the Division with the most superbowls

NFC South reporting in. Winners of two entire owls!

I'll post ass, but only if I can spread and show my insides

I am 16 year old f btw

bearsfag reporting fuck the garbage ass afc

My team has the most superbowls

THE ORIGIN OF THE FECES

Enjoy it for the last few months it's true. Pretty soon we'll be tied.

Goatse has a daughter?

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AFCN: 8 SBs
NFCE: 8 SBs
AFCW: 7 SBs
NFCW: 7 SBs

How can one man be so based?

The NFC East has TWELVE Super Bowls. The Cowboys have five, the Giants have four, and the Redskins have three.

Oops I forgot about the Giants

Honestly I'd be pretty scared, they handled the Oakland line pretty well last week and it's like the #2 line in the country

These two have a plan.

Interesting fact; denver was the only team to get 6 hits on carr so far this season, carolina was able to get 5 and the chargers were able to get 4. Every other team was limited to 3 or less QB hits.

>So I saw some guy on a random playground the other day
>looked around 6'3", 300 lbs
>said he never played football before
>wanna pick him up for our o-line?

Were you the biggest you guy in your highschool?

6'5" 280lb DL when I was in 9th grade

>there are litearlly people in this thread RIGHT NOW that legitimately, seriously, unironically, think that the bucs could actually beat out the falcons for a playoff spot

6'2" 180lb when I started at S

>tfw got a FR TD on my 3rd outing

6'0 180 CB in high school

>inb4 white CB

6'7" 230lb nerd here

Didn't make football but did ok in basketball

bucs have a defense

6'8" 392lb shitposter here

I've lost 13 pounds

Eddie Lacy go to bed you fat fuck, you still need to rehab

>defense
>but not good enough to carry the offense

w e w