/brit/

roastie btfo edition

Up the RA

>tfw we live in a world without Bob Ross

Bit of a Lidl thread desu

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foy

need to buy new clothes but i can't be arsed looking at thousands of shirts

need a personal shopper desu

hahaha he really hates her and i love the entire situation

Germany has been taking the piss tbf, spending all their money on welfare instead of defending themselves haha

fucking hate /s/
you're scrolling through, having a nice wank to the various models etc then some weird disgusting cunt posts a closeup of his wife's slimy minge
it's always in the dark with a flash on too so you can see how moist the bumhole is and each individual pube caught up in it, and then he himself replies to it like "wow, so hot! more?"
Dire board.

yes, but it's been a popular part of English cuisine for hundreds of years too and there are many anglo-indian dishes as a result of it. It's part of our culture.

now fuck off before I slap you with a chapati

based Trump. America has done a fucking lot for Europe and those arrogant socialist cunts consistently spit in America's face.
I reckon America should pull out and let those spiteful cunts fend for themselves.

Spending another day alone, unemployed for 2 years living the dream

reminder that the anti-drug posters on /brit/ are just salty they have no friends to take drugs with and dont have the social skills to find a dealer

Fuck off Harrods

the envy swaps after 30 with the sag and back pain

PNL Para-Edition

what happens where you live

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how is trump in the wrong here
it is literally "pay denbts" only america will actually ensure there are repercussions for not paying the owed money

sounds about right

lmao

literally don't understand what people enjoy about vagina shots, they're not sexy at all

fat

>thinking you need social skills to buy drugs in 2017
Bit Tesco mate

The world turns

christ alive imagine being this defensive over the fact you smoke weed
is it because it's all there is to your personality or something, mate?

No one ever mentions friends

>yes, but it's been a popular part of English cuisine for hundreds of years too and there are many anglo-indian dishes as a result of it. It's part of our culture.

Fuck yes, we might actually gain our sovereignity back and get rid of the NSA spy post and their drone HQ. Thanks Trump.

are 5panels still cool lids

business idea: start saying PAY DENBTS to german posters in the same way we all did to Greece when they owed Germany money

>le mastermind dark web user has struck again
I don't even smoke weed. Nice conjecture. I take benzos every couple of months and the odd bit of cocaine

>NSA spy post
wont be getting rid of that given that your country's own spy agency is complicit. That would remain a trans-atlantic deal.

the downside might be the russians invading lol

hate playing cunts on top spin 4 who just spam power shots

Haven't had a wank today and I feel great. Might give this nofap thing a try

pay denbts

hope ur ok

>TIMES OF ISRAEL STAFF

wonder if we'll ever hear from that mongoloid who overdosed on codeine again lmao

even weirder being this defensive over the fact you take benzos "every couple of months"
you've got the drug habits of a suburban housewife and you're calling other people sad.

Ahhhh...Yes...The...Russians...Invading...Germany....Very likely indeed

Im unironically a paki from pakistan. But I am British.
how does it feel that I'm an undercover paki in /brit/ and you might have been replying to my posts and talking to me really friendly but if you knew I was a paki that wouldn't happen

#rusedandbruised

I guess he was one of those moderate drug addicts

pay denbts, krautnigger

Hi

FOP

at this stage, so what? what are they going to do? destroy german culture?

>this thick cunt calling non drug-users "autists with no friends" started the conversation by interjecting about someone overdosing on codeine
squealing

So lol what are you going to do ya fucking bufty, cry more

you're not undercover. your posts are obvious paki posts. you're one of several pakis here who pretend not to be pakis to fit in because you know, deep down, most or /brit/ thinks you're not human

true, it is all lost

>sovereignity
you won't
the FRG is a puppet state
the GDR was the last true Prussian-German state

started jugging drugs on the dark net
quite easy tbH

Most of us are desi lads

so lol

rarely does one see a very friendly post in /brit/

>tfw the UK government still owes my family £200m from WW2

for what

just think you're pretty funny mate, it's a grim state of affairs when you're saying that people who dont "do benzos every couple of months" are "autists with no friends"
hahahaha

Also the CIA rendition facilities would be gone, too. I hope Merkel calls him out and he has to pull through to save his face and they have to fuck off for good.

take em to court

hello mr shekelstein

pls respond my /fa/ negros

I quit and toned down my usage last year. I met a friend group I'm now part of thanks to drugs.

Cry more sweetie :^)

nation
ˈneJʃ(ə)n/Submit
noun
a large body of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular state or territory.

WTF?? Common descent? What does that even mean

UK government owes me reparations for the potato famine

fell in love with a half indian girl but she had a bf and she dropped out of uni to move back home.
Just thought i'd say cos you mentioned desi people x

looks like if one of emilia clarke's parents were black

Nobody cares

>I met a friend group I'm now part of thanks to benzos
fucking who mate, the local single mother support group?

so does this mean england will be renamed new pakistan or something similar in 2050?

>people still think trump isn't a russian stooge

this is literally a written precursor to removal of US military assets in europe
he's going to leave the door open for putin

How far back do you think claims can go?
Claim for damages incurred during the English civil war?

idea for gta 6: ability to bribe the/some cops to leave you alone

State of your reading comprehension. I said I used to have a different usage pattern but quit. I've literally tried any drug you can name

Ah yes

literally the only resemblance is the hair colour hahahah you mong

Brit? More like shit

oh nooooooo i must fight and die to defend mutti merkel oooooooooh noooo

You don't need to buy that book, the secret is took take drugs apparently

got any friends yet?

Nice conspiracy theory

>>>/infowars/

With the Americans pulling out and the electoral wins of Schulz and Macron we would have a European army and defense union within one legislative period. Trump is a gift that keeps on giving.

>trying to act hard by saying "i've done all the drugs me"
state of these runts

>I've literally tried any drug you can name

the old hairline is 'ceding

Why can't European nato deal with Russia? Two countries with nuclear weapons and a combined budget way higher than the Russian budget

Inb4
>He will invade the baltics!

The baltics are in the EU

>>I've literally tried any drug you can name

Kek, Krauts on suicide watch

72833260
>hes so mad hes replying to a post that isn't mine to bitch about me
C to the R to the E to the A to the S to the I to the N to the G

if any of that happens there'd be an eirxit

And nothing of value will be lost.
Europe is trash, future is Pacific theatre.

>the old hairline is 'ceding

>I've literally tried any drug you can name

U jelly brah :^)

alri lads currently sat in my bedroom by myself taking benzos and shitposting on Sup Forums
expecting all my friends to turn up any second

cannae wait for dresden 2.0 when America removes all its anti icbm and anti air systems

quints

Always find it bizarre how much people care about university varsity

The quality is fucking dire to watch