You are now in control of this lizards life Sup Forums. Roll wisely.
>11.lizard loses a limb
>22.lizard gets burned(not to death)
>33.lizard is set free.
>44.decapitation
>55.lizard loses an eye
>66.lizard is set free.
>77.lizard is boiled alive
>88.lizard will be smashed with hammer
>99.lizard is set free.
If you get trips or higher, the lizard will also be set free.
Let the game begin.
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I think you should just eat it
im gay
rollo
roll for freedom
rollerino
roll
Roll for free
Set free get
What, if noone gets trips?
rolling!
DECAPITATION
here we go 33
Rill
SET IT FREE
FREEDOM AT LAST FOR THE LIZARD PEOPLE
Let that reptilian go
kek op do it
00 op smashes big toe with a hammer for being a dueche
See
FREEEEEEEEEDOMM
Winter. Lizard lives happily
you heard the man, free it and leave it alone you fucking degenerate
dude rolled 99 - Set him free man.
Motherfucker hurt yourself ,If you are so sick .....
Winrar. Free Lizardbro.
The irony.
GOODBYE SWEET PRINCE
You have angered Kek, OP, but today he shows you mercy. Let his cousin go.
DOUBLE FREEDOOOOM
freedom pls
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Be free lizardo! Get it some medicine too, it has a fungal infection on its head.
Test
double freedom
Just wow...
Have a good life you little godsend.
LET MY LIZRARDS GO.
Faggt
Let dat boi go!!! Fair is fair
Freedom!
#freethelizbitch
kek wills it
lizard is set free!!!
Show proof of freedom fag OP
>OP stuffs it in his ass
>*takes picture of his shoulder*
>"Guys I let him go"
mfw op frees it from life
deliver it now OP, let us see the lizard free
For real?!
there is a strong will to set the lizard free!
HORI SHIT!!! TRIPLE DUBS TO SET FREE..
SHOW US PROOF
No fucking way, this lizard was meant to be free
its a fucking sign!
That's three, you cuck. Release Lizardbro and atone for your sins.
Well shit
Nice roll.
Faggot nigger
FREEDOM!!!
catch it back and smash with hammer
He's just chilling here now.
You better fucking let that lizard go, OP. Lord Kek's will has never been so clear.
tfw
FREEEEDOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
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Decent sized anole. Where are you OP?
Thanks for releasing.
KRILL IT, DECAPITATED GET!! ALLAHU AKBAR
OP delivered. what if it comes back? can we control that lizard's life again????
No. Kek's will is clear. The lizard must live free.
OP here. The games are over for now. The one who crawls will live another day. But I'll be back again.
Ho. Lee. Fuck.
Kek be praised
Triple keks is a sign you fools, A SIGN! This, THIS is the chosen one! Spoken of in legends too old for the world of man, it is said that he would be put to death by man in his arrogance and by keks will he would be saved three times! REJOICE MY BROTHERS, SALVATION IS FINALLY AT HAND!
Gave me a chuckle. Thanks user
Quadrupal
The lizard is clearly a messenger of Kek. You are to treat him as you would treat Lord Kek himself, for that which you do unto Lord Kek's Messenger, you do unto Lord Kek.
Nah but for real though, world's getting pretty fucked up, and at this point I say we're just as likely to be saved by a lizard with a fungal infection. Start looking up lizard care boi, you're the chosen one's guardian.
If I were OP I would have never started this thread tbh
Not an animal killer
set it free you dick. just becausee it was cheap at thee pet store doesnt mean you should buy it jjust to torture it
It's an anole. They run wild in the southern US
HOLY FUCK