ITT: What branch of the military will you fags be joining to defend this glorious country from the dirty commie...

ITT: What branch of the military will you fags be joining to defend this glorious country from the dirty commie Russians and filthy goat fucker Syrians when they try to steal our freedom?
>inb4 nation wide draft

Russia isn't communist anymore fuckwad.

I'm already in the USMC

Air Force I am a pilot

let's give 'em what for

Army, looking to go to ranger school

Dirty Russians will always be commies no matter how hard they try

Usmc if they don't want me Air Force if they don't want me navy if they don't want me army because they will take anyone and if they don't want me I'll kill myself

I choose to ignore the draft as a non binary gender fluid person of conveniently pacifist religion.

But I will be posting my opinions on Twitter live from my safe space.

None, I live in a first world country, so I can be proud without entering the military.

Dubs of truth

did anyone see that post about a ww2 vet who came out as trans?

We are well and truly fucked.

its all so black and white for you, you stupid fuck, isnt it

>implying trump doesn't love russia

sorry, i'm an engineer, not a welfare queen. i don't play boyscouts and live on handouts from the state.

Thinking about marine recon

Did you just assume my M4's gender?!

Everyone wants to be spec ops, only a select few are chosen reality is you'll probably end up as bullet sponge infantry if a big enough war breaks out

>Doesn't realize the people who really steal his freedoms are on capitol hill.

Eh maybe, but I'm okay with working hard for it

coast guard actually does some cool shit. they fuck with drug smugglers and shoot out their engines with a 50 cal in a helicopter

farmer whom snipes

Yeah but it's worth a shot. I have to go in as infantry anyway before going and doing ranger school. If my brother can do it I can pull it off

Sucks to be you haha I was in 2/7 as a grunt 0351, hbu?

Russia isn't going to do shit.

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fuck you, assyria is their ally

I'l start my own branch with blackjack and hookers.

you losers would all be rejected from basic training for being obese

this. i live in latvia and there are a lot of ruskies here who still have that communist mentality. they are never gonna change.

its not the communist mentality its the savagery they've become since the fall of the ussr

I have poor eyesight therefore, most likely infantry. But I'm not at your side.

I'll be a navy seel

Your own government is 10 times more communist than Russia ever was you retarded cancerbag

Already did 10 years in the Army. Fuck you guys, I'm done.

The marine corps

Let me guess, you have never been to Russia.

Wait, if Shillary is elected, that warmongering cunt will drag us straight into a war. Better vote for Trump.

I'm glad we are on this guys side now.

You can probably be a drill sargeant.
I would just probably play battlefield 4 then imagine that im helping the U.S by killing chinks and russians.
in my safe place

Thanks for the service

FOX HOUND i am gonna get the rank of grey fox and get other cool augmentation shit maybe even train solid snake and save all your asses once we defeat the patriots

i remember when some dyke lesbos were talking about how they want to serve in combat roles then the comander told them how fucked up it is and how fucked up they could be comming back with no legs or face and no dyke showed up to sign up

corpsman here. Did my time in Iraq.
I'm ready to get back in the fight.

already in USMC 0321
>inb4 marines are idiots i got a 95 on my asvab fuck off

Da Maroon Corn!

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Did my six in the navy, wouldn't go back.

But if we get invaded I would be down to go innawoods and count an insurgency.

what do you do?

curious

>Military doesn't contribute!!!
>The US military conducts more humanitarian missions than the UN and EU put together.

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I call bullshit. Only pog ass wingers are on /b. Says the pog ass winger.

None, because I already washed out for a second time 9 years ago. I can no longer reenlist.

>I thought we liked Russia now

There are definitely grunts on Sup Forums.

Mostly for the gay porn.

If the USMC don't want you, don't even bother with the other branches. They're the lowest of them all.

What the fuck is up with that uniform?

And haircut?

And all that fucking chest candy?

Why are you so goddamn fucked up?

That's classified.

Except, looking at the picture board in the doorway, that's definitely a military base.

So either this guy is Audie Murphy, or he is about to get hammer fucked. I want the story.

Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel. Edgy rebel.

Ass Rah

Still classified.

None, I could give less of a fuck. It isn't like we're fighting Nazis or an evil force. It's literally a pointless ass war between a rich autistic narcissist running a superpower and a super power that is jealous start by rag heads killing their onw *which why the fuck do we care anyways?*. Instead of dying out in a battlefield, I'm just gonna get drunk and do whatever the fuck I want until we get nuked, we're gonna die anyways might as well have fun. Fuck it, yolo cunts.

I was already discharged for a personality disorder. The best I could do would be a DoD contractor (as a janitor)

This

>The pic
Seensomeshit.jpg

Everyone wants to spec ops until they've had to stay awake for 9 days straight

Okay I just looked him up. He was AF enlisted, dishoborable discharge for substance abuse. The photos were taken at Benning when he went to watch his wife's son graduate basic. He would have gotten away with it too, if he hadn't charged up to a DI and demanded that he "properly respect him".

Nature is amazing.

They have drugs for that. The hard part is keeping track of all your equipment and shit

Coward

SEE YOU IN BATTLE MY FELLOW VISUALLY IMPAIRED SON OF A BITCH COMMUNIST

Go fight and die. Meanwhile that cowards gon fuck yo wife.

>Army Medic
Already did my duty. Time for a younger person to take over.

she legit looks like a guy there

ARMY Infantry 6 years, IRR expired 2 months ago :D

Thank you, brother

The only thing the government should do is fund and manage the military.

Every man should be in the military and should be trained to fight for the country.

But I am for democracy.

u realize people from all over the world post here right?
U could be talking to someone from fucking Japan for all u know.
I know this might be a hard concept being 12 and all just thought i should remind u.

>And all that fucking chest candy?
Some of those badges are Military-Occupational-Specialty (MOS) specific.
That many MOS with combat decorations, this man is special forces.

The insurgency. Saboteur division.

Ranger School is a leadership school, NOT a SpecOps Unit or school. The 75th Ranger Regiment is part of JSOC, to get into that you go through RASP, not Ranger School. Although eventually, you will go to Ranger School.

Nice CIB on a USAF uniform... Is this for cosplay?

Im on Syria's side

Thanks for the info on what I meant (no sarcasm intended as I know that's hard to distinguish online) did you serve/still serving or do you just know?

I remember this dude
>stolen valor
>serious mental problems
>schizophrenic
>an hero'd after people harped on him for being stolen valor

>people think Trump works for Putin and loves Russia
>basically is about to go to war with Russia
I'm gonna go shoot my dog since this is how you love someone.

i noticed this yesterday
>before tomahawks he was a russian puppet
>after tomahawks he's insane for appropriately reacting to civilians being murdered
you just can't win with lib cucks

I'm American and Russia isn't as big of a threat as the corporations that run the media/government...

Going 11B, already successful with a fam and money, I just want to rub my balls in the blood of North Korean babies.

based

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Come git sum

I already plan on enlisting next year with an infantry contract, usmc. hoping for 0311

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>be you
>on your way to highschool
>look over at veteran on his porch
>doesn't have legs
>he jerks his head around in terror and mumbles something about "them" being all around him
>he begins to cry as he watches his friends die in a flashback for the fifth time that day
>"OMG GET A FUCKING JOB WELFARE QUEEN!!!!1!"

none, there are more people in this country I want dead than alive, afterwards I'll join a guerilla group to free us from tyranny once again.

enjoy Angie while you can.

>hoping for 0311
kek

>Should've went to school instead of the military Lieutenant Dan

Then turn 180 degrees and walk backwards. Get rekt scrub

HA. Delusional much? Hate to break it to you Sup Forumsro, but the Marines was and is a crock of horse shit. It's nothing more than a hyped up branch of the Military, set on brainwashing REAL bullet sponges. The only reason your dumb fuck branch was even bought back was to deal with some angry Japs clinging to an honor code unlike any other. Because of that, the US had to revamp the ENTIRE fucking branch, beef it up with propaganda, brainwash the fuck out of the idiots who enlisted, and gave them nice outfits and fancy medals to make them feel good. Being pumped full of 3 months of bullshit was more than enough to get our boys to storm the beaches of Iwo Jima (Which was TEN TIMES fucking worse than Normandy, hence the need for "bullet sponges") and die like fucking cattle. It was simple Zapp Brannigan tactics ("I just sent wave after wave of my own men in") mixed with some American Okie doke bullshit, that worked SO good, that dumb fucks like you are still buying into it/giving your lives for it, to this day.

tldr; The Marines is a complete fucking farce.

Navy or Marines. Russia has a very weak navy compared to ours, id be pretty safe.