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Mainz vs Buyern on Friday

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no

Lieber ufem chalte Bode hoke, als mit chalte Hode bocke

;_; h-hello

Spasti

FC BAYERN STERN DES SÜDENS DU WIRST NIEMALS UNTERGEHN

MIA SAN MIA AUS BOTTROP

Mild chuckle

All Bayern need to do to win by five goals or more is having Uli say a few words in the dressing room before the game.
The players will win for him now that he's back.

Helloooo

yes hi

Hi. Shame about that football team that got killed in the plane crash.

yeah that was really fucked up

shit OP

EISERN UNION
IMMER WIEDER
EISERN UNION
IMMER WEITER, GANZ NACH VORN

is this >our year?

hello i am here now

I got my PS4 today.
It gets warmer than I expected.

Finally a good OP. Thanks, OP.

>that
>a good op

>playing videogames
are you 14? lmao

hallo und guten morgen!

Is this /bundes/?

I'm /bundes/

>qt in Dortmund jersey
>mocks Buyern

OP seems alright to me.

hi

yes, indeed.

Hallo, mein Freund? Wie kommen Sie mit dem Lernen der deutschen Sprache voran?

mom i'm /bundes/

no, iam /bundes/ vong feeling her, mois

>vong her
pls fuck off with that shit

Dr /bundes/!

was meinste vong verständnis her?
is doch 1 geile sache
>isso

kys

Dr. Paulus ich bin /bundes/

voll gemein vong verhaltem her

not gonna reply to you anymore

пa гдe cтe дpyгapи штa ce paди :Д

du bist 1 traurige tomate

sr zelador eu sou /bundas/

Pls watch our sports

>winter "sports"
no

>you now remember dr twatty threads
>you now remember when bayern were supposed to be a treble contender every year and a feared opponent in the champions league

where did it all go so wrong

>MIA SAN MIA AUS BOTTROP

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i am reading about German birthday traditions now, this 30th birthday one seems interesting, has this sort of thing happened to you before?

my birthday tradition is that I celebrate alone :-/

>dr twatty
huh?

i don't know what you're talking about desu

>When men reach the age of 30 and they still don't have a girlfriend that they have to sweep the stairs of the city hall. All there friends will throw rubble on the stairs and when you're finished they'll throw some more rubble there. This way every girl can see that this man reached the age of 30 and still doesn't have a girlfriend (and that he can clean a house very well!).

>German birthday traditions

Good one! There are no birthday traditions in Germany.

Never celebrate birthdays. Sometimes it's me and three or four friends in a pub and I pay all the bill.

how new

if you're talking about this: german.about.com/od/holidaysfolkcustoms/a/Birthday-Customs-In-Germany.htm

the only thing that isn't bullshit on that list is the first one

yes, i have read that the German who invites you to celebrate their own birthday pays the bill.

>In Denmark a flag is flown outside a window to designate that its the birthday of someone living in the house. Presents are placed beside the bed in such a way that the child wakes up to find them. In Denmark, the celebration of "round" birthdays such as 20, 30, 40, etc. can boast an impressive guest list of sometimes hundreds of people.

yes, thats very fitting for Denmark I think

>i have read that the German who invites you to celebrate their own birthday pays the bill
really depends on where you're celebrating and how many people you invite

Why is this thread dead? We do not have necessary to talk about birthdays.

What do you want to talk about?
Not a whole lot is happening in the footy world until Friday.

dunno just like to chitchat

RED BULL MIT COLA,
RED BULL MIT WODKA,
RED BULL FÜR UNS UND GANZ EUROPA!

"busy" touching myself. just found daddysluder real name and that she already has two kids

Finally a good op I can jack off too

>daddysluder

Sounds like a pornname tßh.

SKINHEADS OSTDEUTSCHLAND

Autism

My suicidal thoughts have been a lot more frequent in the last few months.
I don't really feel depressed because of anything particular i just really wish I would die.
Anyone else here /winterdepression/?

no

we only have major parties when it's someone's 50th birthday

no sorry
maybe find a woman and make a family

great now i want to visit finland

dont do

having children improves your life exponentially

okay

This! If you think you fucked up your life but at least you've learned your lesson, make a little You and teach him to avoid your own mistakes.

Thought about that, but the girls in question i know already have boyfriends so I'd need to meet new people which is not easy when you're always broke and introverted towards strangers, like I'm not super awkward standing in the corner silently but starting a conversation can be pretty difficult for me

go on the internet
my cousin is over 30 and met his current wife that way
now they have to kids

are you 50 years old soon?

no

i dont understand

well I still have hope something will come together, if I didn't find anybody by the time I turn 25 I might try internet dating but as of now I'd feel even more like a failure than I already do.

Hundreds of people isn't really common for those things, but for a 50th you'll pretty easily surpass 60 or so usually.

30th is the most interesting I guess, at least if you are a bachelor.

okay

night

Good

MUH HERITAGE

30's and 40's here are usually celebrated only with your friends & later with immediate family, while your 50th birthday is one of your life's biggest milestones here

>drunkmark

a-anime~