What's the most fucked up thing you've done?

what's the most fucked up thing you've done?

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Stole money from a dead old lady, didn't call anyone.

Was collecting money from paper route, saw old on kitchen floor. Walked in, OMG dead?!

Went to where she kept her none and took a was of about $250.

Turned 360 and walked away.

when I was 19 I convinced a girl I was "in love" with her, "heavily attracted to her", played this con for 3 months(all the while banging some other girl on the side) til she finally gave up her vcard to me. then I left that, night, blocked her number, her fb, everything. reason I did it? a friend of mine said there was no way I could ever fuck her, and I wanted to prove him wrong.
she became a huge slut, I only feel slightly bad.

how about you op?

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Wow, well you sound like a real winner.

Touched myself when I knew God was watching.

kek

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Had already decided i wanted to break up with gf,

stayed together for a month acting like nothing was up,

had the most sex as possible in that last month then broke up.

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and then everyone was like,
so?

be me
16
at gfs house
were gonna go out
feel the shits brewing
hope it goes away
gets worse
nonchalant
tell her brb. gotts go to the bathroom.
walk up the stairs
feels like a fart
fart a little
the cork of solid shit falls out
going commando
feel something hit the back of my knee
dedicated at this point
bolt for the shitter
shit myself stupid
walking back down the stairs
say to the gf
hey, your dog shat on the floor
angry gf comes to investigate
angry gf yells at then beats dog
cleans up my shit
we go out

Bleen

I would of, shit. That's fair

Kekmao

I feel like I have seen this style of text before but its missing something.

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wrecked ur nans spam lips

Be me, 14
Knew where cute girl I go to school with lives.
Kind of friends with her
Her parents know my parents
On my way home from school
Knock on her door, mom answers
Anons mom, I really have to use the bathroom.
She lets me upstairs to the bathroom
There's a hamper in the bathroom
Go through it and find like 5 pairs of the girls underwear
Bingo
Hide my classmates panties in my coat.
Flush the toilet, say thank you and left.
Still have her undies some 5 years later

pics?

yea god's a perv sometimes

Get your own(;

I once tried to kill my dad. Mom stopped me though.

How?

>be me 18ish
>drink vodka and smoke weed at friends place
>besides me and friend who lives there, another friend of ours is there and one friend of friend who lives there that I don't know
>getting drunk and high AF
>tease unknown dude a bit about being a faggot etc the usual stuff
>he says something back to me at one point
>lol faggot you just started shit
>gradually increase levels of being mean to unknown dude
>ends up in him getting totally rid of any self confidence what so ever
>shit escalates
>duct tape his head to make a sort of horse harness
>make reigns with duct tape attached to said harness
>order him to do embarrassing shit whilst holding reigns
>ends up with him reading aloud to us from a childrens book whilst I'm holding the reigns pulling reigns hard at intervals telling him to finish the fucking story (was a pretty long book)
>meanwhile we continue to smoke weed and drink vodka
>he cries a lot at the end of the story...
>when story is finished he bursts out in tears and gets most of the duct tape of his face and head and runs screaming and crying out of the house
>we continue to drink and smoke
>friend who lives there starts feeling bad for duct tape dude
>rest of us laugh about it
>pass out from drinking after a while
>wake up next morning piecing the memories of last night together
>oh fuck what happened to duct tape guy..?

Never seen him since, feel really bad about it now and again even though it was 10 years ago. Hope it didn't scar him too much...

Your Mom.

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Currently nothing but in a few months my little brothers dad is coming back from mexico after a long time. He fucked me over countless times as an excuse to try getting back with my mother. I'm beating his ass to a pulp again, did it once at a young age doing it again as an adult. I plan on making sure the dickhead fucks off from our lives again.

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Unintentionally pushed a man to cannibalism.

Denn du bist was du isst.

I guess, technically, raping my mom when she was passed out drunk?
The fact she gave birth to my sister nine months later always made me rock hard, but I know I wasn't the first guy to get in there that night, let alone that whole month, so who knows.

Top fucking kek. Glad you grew up a bit user. Still funny af

It happened during the blogtalk radio raids. A number of us kept prank calling his show. Few weeks later his show as completely removed when we were trying to dl our calls to save. Check the news and we discovered both before and during our pranks he'd killed and eaten his roomate.

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Came to Sup Forums. Fucked up my whole life but I keep coming back