Would Sup Forums stop a shoplifter?

Would Sup Forums stop a shoplifter?

Yes

depends on what they take

No.

Nope. Don't care

depends on how much of a cunt they're being about it. like lowkey niggas, I wouldn't care. but dumbass shits that need to be fucked with, i would

No, I'd rather not get knifed
Best thing to do is report it to the store

I worked for an Autozone, I caught 2 people stealing.

The first one I just walked by and caught by accident.
He just handed me the headlight and walked off.

The second one I walked up on shoving a wrench down his pants and called him on it, he took off running.

I helped a girl steal a bunch of diapers at a walmart years ago. I scoped out the storage container out in back and three were unlocked. 2 were empty already but the third was full of diapers and other baby stuff. I noticed the chick walking with a big box of diapers in a bag so I asked what kind they were, there was a huge box of the same kind right there. I cut the box open and grabbed 4 more packages, the cut open a box of the next size and took 6 packs of those. I threw them and her into my truck and shagged ass. I even saw myself on the six o:clock news but my face and truck were hidden from the camera.

Cowards

naw...i don't care enough about a random store to put myself out there like that...

I have people that I send into walmart to steal magic cards for weed lmao

Only if he's black

na, broh, liftin' is life

Yes, but only if it could be done without escalating to lawyers

i would pretend to help them, and then call them out at the last minute for lulz

no
because im a manlet without muscles

You mean teenagers

their actions indirectly raise the prices I pay so yes

I saw an old man stealing a cheese once, i didn't rat om him. If he was a Pakistan tho, i probably would

Paki*

Yeah, try being a hero and get your head cracked open by a crackhead. No thanks.

Same user saw old man stealing cheese sad as fuck

I work in a convenience store and I wouldn't because I don't give a shit. I see the amount of shit that's wasted and thrown out even in this tiny store. I don't steal because it's against my morals but I really dont give shit if someone else does.

When I was wage slaving at a grocery store in uni I would see people steal shit all the time. I ratted out this nig for stuffing a steak in his sweatshirt. There was this one frail old man that I saw steal a loaf and he saw me catch him. I went and paid for it and a few other things. He thanked me and told me that he lost a lot of money from his retirement account due to the crash and felt like shit for stealing. Felt really bad for the guy.

>admitting crimes on the internet

I know you probably won't get into any trouble for this but still. You're fucking retarded.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I work in one now and let people walk. the majority look like they need it more than those companies need their $2

You overestimate the intelligence of Sup Forums.

Yea, I'll go ahead just say it fuck Kroger...

Nah, literally not worth my time. the time spent arguing with a shop lifter would cost the store more than the stolen item is worth. (I work in a grocery store)