I have infinite knowledge of the universe. Ask me anything

I have infinite knowledge of the universe. Ask me anything.

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Why?

Why not?

why tho

Where the fuck are my car keys?

Why not, though?

In your pocket.

Why doesn't Sup Forums allow webms with sound?

What is the purpose of life in one word~?

>:D

Memory and legal issues.

Reproduction.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

>you should know the rest

Even negative reproduction?

Why can't I be happy without substance abuse?

Does P = NP?

Is space inside of some container? If not, what's beyond the cosmic horizon?

Why can't physicist reconcile relativity with quantum mechanics, and why is OP a faggot?

What's your name, address, credit card number, and social security code. What's mine? Just to check.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"
No.
You have to believe that the situation you're in is a good one.>
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NP' P-A^N

*Physicists

How big is my penis?

:o

>I luh yew~

Why are you such a faggot?

How do i get rid of this constipation problems im having?

Prove that there's a way for an entity, that says it has infinite knowledge of the universe, has the ability to know if it's knowledge of an infinitely larger infinite universe is being blocked from an infinitely more powerful and knowledgeable second entity.

("Gimme~

Gravity so intense that any close gets endeveloped onto itself.
That field of research hasn't been studied long enough for Humans to be able understand.
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Am I ever going to be happy?

Will she ever love me?

why don't you already know the questions we're gonna ask and have them pre-answered?

Not big enough.
Because I'm OP.
Drink plenty of water and avoid eating anything with a larger amount of fiber.
Because the Universe isn't infinite and neither is knowledge.
Depends. Are you happy?

How do I get pussy?

Depends. Do you have the courage to go up to her?
Infinite knowledge doesn't mean I'm able to see or predict what you will ask.

Will I ever get laid?

Quit being one.

If you have the courage to go up to a girl.

so, what does "infinite knowledge" mean?

What kind of loli is this? swingeer.com

How could one attain infinite knowledge of the universe?

What's your favorite band?

Why?

Infinite knowledge is having knowledge of everything that ever was.
A one that attracts pedophiles.
By observing the universe.
I don't listen to music.