It's t-that time again! The hypest OC on Sup Forums is here!

It's t-that time again! The hypest OC on Sup Forums is here!

Welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!

How are w-we all doing tonight?
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Show us your tits and feminine penis

Cooking? Gross, let's bake some cookies.

S-sorry, I don't have a penis

Will there be tea involved with said chicken?

Better late than never. I emailed my director about the wonderful job one of my co-workers did the night before last and she bought my co-worker flowers and left these for us in intake. So it was a good night... Feel any better yourself?

cute outfit alice

Well if it ain't my favorite show.
What's up Alice?

B-boots?! Blasphemy, Alice!
You know who I am, I hope!

yay

Evening Alice! Feeling better after last nights stream? (It was last night right?)

Absolutely! L-let me pick you one out!

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Love!

alice been wearing the same shit

yo, Alice. I'll be making chicken tomorrow night as well, you want me to send the recipe your way if it works well?

Good evening
What did we get?

Thank y-you, I bought it on Amazon

Alice, it's like 930. i already ate and drank my tea.

would you wear fan made masks/drawings/paper?

N-no thank you

Chek'd
Hi Reimu!!
Will there be a shrine thread today?

safe to assume no stream tonight? Sounds rough... know what you are newly inflicted with?

Alice, do you think Suwako might be hungry? She has a nice boat.

*blinks* T-that would require me to h-have fans.

Too b-bad! You are eating again, Alice's orders!

Here are t-the ingredients you w-will need

I finally made it to this thread when there are little replies

Is it weird that i have a boner and tempted to jerk off

All costs!

Heya, nope. I'm visiting Alice tonight!

Oh, t-there will be a stream. It w-will be the best stream, a t-tremendous stream!

A w-what?

Welcome!

Yes. At l-least let me take off my tights.

I don't recognize half of those ingredients.

are you a girl or a boy

>Yes. At l-least let me take off my tights.

Lewdness Intensifies

Hate?

Oh fun, I won't be able to stay long though. Getting called in early to work.

... and lewd..

A g-girl. Now enjoy m-my meticulously sourced recipe!

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Awwww! I was really looking forward to it. :(
Welp, I guess I'll see you Monday.

alice do you wear bras?

>inb4 'if you're a real girlâ„¢ why don't you just show your face'

>Yes. At l-least let me take off my tights.
DO IT

Is there a recipe to help me cum more?

Oh hey.
That's the same panko I use.
Breaded crab sticks.

>stream

W H E N
H
E
N

Why not just enjoy this one twice as much?

I refuse to eat again.
I do like the new boots though

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Hello there Reimu. Everything ok?

Mantis

you do have fans, silly!

ITT First year psychology student thinks it can diagnose anything.

R-right? It's the best.

...t-this is a cooking thread

N-now first, you need to whisk some eggs.
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Jokes aside, it's sometimes better to leave things to the imagination. Perhaps Alice has Elvis' face, or the face of a rhinoceros beetle, or the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.
Why not enjoy your ass twice as much?
Got 'em.
I think I'll create a poll so everyone can ignore it.

Yeah. Why wouldn't it be?

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is this joji

yh true its not like the same people keep turning up in these threads just so they have a 50% are you noticing them, but seriously yes or no to the mask thing?

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I LOVE YOU ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice, Marisa stole Reimu away from you!

Hmmm can't tell if trap but likely trap

After t-this thread!

L-like I said, it would r-require me to have friends.


Anyway, t-the eggs and flakes combine t-to form a voltron of good taste!

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after hours bar will still probably be open, hon.

fuck I could go for some chicken rn

this thread is better than most trash nowadays

take notes kids

I got better.

Here's a (You) as a reward for your wisdom.
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MMM MY HUNGER IS INTENSIFYING

Nothing like a woman who can cook!!

moaR

Just thought I'd ask. I saw you say no shrine thread tonite.
I figured you might need an ear, is all.

Mantis

Hi Alice!! How's everything today? n.n

i like these threads

ty op

Good Evening all.

Not entirely sure why I only lurk in the Alice threads, or if I do post, it is always unsigned

cute boots alice, can you tell me where to get em ?

Great (You)

trips, I'd expect nothing less

hello newfriend

Heya, I never sig anywhere (it's Sky), unless I drew something or am posting old therapy stuff I wrote up, but work has been super busy the last few days (tonight will be no different it looks like).

Amazon

I LIKE YOU RECIPE, PLEASE MORE.

Quality .gif, I'll be saving that one.
Love you, Alice!
I should get going, I have video games to play.

Oh, that's okay. I'm all taken care of as far as that goes, but I do appreciate the offer!

Ayyyy! An Alice thread! Whats new, Babe? You chuck that nasty ass pan yet?

N-not much, you?

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NOPE

N-now wait for it to cook! Preferably in the nastiest assiest pan you have!

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I got a puppy! How was your day, Alice?

>amazon
Yeah Alice, you said that. The brand/name though, if you'd be so kind to tell me that.

Alice, why don't I just eat it raw?

fan you have i see it in these threads and in your streams, friends well i'm not sure i know nothing bout you i could make guesses but meh. might draw some i'll post next thread i see.

do you have to, like, check to make sure your face isn't reflected in anything before you upload all of your webms?

Alice3d is my waifu now.

...

I s-sure as shit didn't get a puppy! I j-just have this dumb ass Nano!

It w-was a custom order from Japan dear.

Because t-that will make you sick.

Yes. I spend a lot of time meticulously editing out problems. Sadly, a f-few have slipped through.

I am n-not a waifu.

That is a good piece of news!
Hello Jill!

Mantis

Alice also has the choice t-to wear nothing!
Not butthurt, just giving you the most obvious hint of who I am!

Alice, do you have anything to snack on while we wait? Maybe a spot of tea?

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Okay, and, l-let's serve! Here y-you go, Anonymous!

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if only y-you had waited like, 20 seconds....

Sonata?

>N-not much, you?

If I get sick, will you take care of me?

Yr Welcome, Reimu!

Mantis

Hands are f-for losers!

Get t-the fuck out of my thread

Yes, w-with soup

Looks great, but I bet someone will ruin this with ketchup...

alice = top waifu

>Sadly, a f-few have slipped through.
damn I really want to find these now
I feel bad for you though

>notservingitnude

noted