Census Edition
/brit/
Dylan Sanchez
Josiah Gonzalez
anime
Lincoln Powell
>>Ran out of food one term last year and ended up walking around the town centre at 3am picking up warm takeaways left by drunk people
MOOING
Isaiah Wilson
t. Khalid Masood
Jason Cox
>single linking
Wyatt Howard
karen
Jaxson Foster
Up the RA
Alexander Reed
oh fuck off
i do what i want
Hudson Davis
BANE?
Lincoln Perry
gf cuts my hair and does an alright job
Hunter Cooper
Hello, Tesco.
Chase Cox
How does Skeletor have muscles if he's a skeleton
Jose Phillips
...
Josiah Martinez
used to just go tescos or morrisons
they throw out loads of perfectly good food
Colton Hughes
At the end of every week each one of us becomes a freak
Samuel Allen
We don't get earthquakes, volcanoes or tornados
though we do get bushfires and floods
Hunter Wood
hes just big boned
Leo Martin
>tfw a british slag will never give yew a propa shag
Eli Wilson
Are Aussies the ultimate bros, or the ultimate foes?
Or....both?
Joseph King
I get my hair cut by a qt woman who is nice and smells nice
only costs me £8
Carson Cox
en.wikipedia.org
what a shit-hole
Chase Perez
she is Khalid Masoods daughter btw
Kayden Hernandez
would like to beat an australian to a pulp and chain him to my bed, then wait for Stockholm syndrome to set in
Joseph Walker
how does aquaman control whales if they're mammals not fish
Leo Cooper
I cut my own hair, if you don't you're a retard
Aaron Gray
screeching
do men actually spend money on and wear perfume? lmao
Alexander Roberts
bananas gonna get expensive again
Jack Cooper
Wooaaahhhhh
Michael Diaz
The jews just gave me the funding for my new kino lads.
They aren't all bad.
Jayden Price
en.wikipedia.org
what a shit-hole
Justin Rodriguez
Don't think I'll ever be able to socialize normally or have proper relationships outside family.
I'm pretty, smart and interesting, but I clearly make everyone around me uncomfortable when I talk and I don't quite know why. It could be my voice, it could be just pure inability to express myself properly, it could be a dozen other reasons.
Nolan Miller
He's called Aquaman not Fishboy
Cooper Evans
>tfw older than the average /brit/poster
Anyone under 20 can unironically fuck off, especially those who haven't even finished sixth form yet
James Hernandez
look at people wearing maison kitsune with contempt
Eli Garcia
Connor Anderson
woah
Justin Thomas
where does it say just fish?
Jackson Rogers
half of my town is literally barratt new builds
Luis Edwards
don't call wagga wagga wagga
Cooper Gomez
HOOT
Levi Gomez
>runts post here while doing their A-levels
grim
Matthew Roberts
who /born 1996/ here?
Colton Martin
a sign of things to come
Brody Williams
>he thinks wagga wagga isn't a cool name
kek
>Britpoos
Justin Myers
im 19 and you wouldnt say shit to my face you little cunt
Wyatt Morgan
underage fuck off
Nicholas Sullivan
Absolutely seething. Terrible etiquette.
Levi Perez
Chase Howard
Nolan Davis
getting nostalgic about the old days lads
still remember finishing school then walking around the local area playing pokemon go
kids these days just don't know what they're missing
Carson Lopez
Gonna have sex tonight lads
Ryan Powell
>that feeling when twenty six years of age
Isaiah Martin
cant imagine being under 25 and wasting the best years of your life on Sup Forums. what a pathetic sack of shite you must be.
Nolan Stewart
And then...?
Brody Edwards
i am going to peak in my thirties
Parker Myers
If you live in London I'll fucking fight you this evening you mouthy bent cunt
Tyler Butler
>tfw born in 1996 and not a virgin
I bet the grandads are fuming
Caleb Gomez
im 23 and can already tell anything fun about life is done and gone
Ryan Morales
>30+ years old on Sup Forums
Austin Adams
>best years of your life on Sup Forums
ahahaha no
my life peaked when i was 16. i'm 20 now, been downhill ever since
Oliver Smith
Bradders absolutely terrorises the beast every time he's on
Mason Sanders
Keep it as a sort of sex toy/pet of course.
Carter Hall
listen mate im already not exactly happy and this is something to take my mind off of how dire my life is
give me a break x
Cooper James
have no belt so i tie white shoelace instead
Nolan Fisher
>t. Delusional cunt
Aiden Martinez
did you pull one of those brown girl?
Asher Jones
shut up nigger
Gavin Anderson
i was born in 1995 and lost my virginity in 2009
howling that you think not being a virgin at 21 is an achievement
Angel Allen
>tfw virgin
>tfw people younger than you aren't virgins
Carson Gonzalez
Pulled her a year ago m8 just waiting for her to get out of class
Aiden Campbell
tricked some spainish idiot to thinking I was a hot girl that was gonna have sex with him tonight. He gave me $500 hahaha
Sebastian Lopez
>those county flags
fuck it looks like they were made with ms paint
Liam Scott
why do they bother asking the other contestants what the chasee should do
Jace Ward
Ethiopians are white
Juan Gray
Enjoy your life up until 25 the best that you can. After 25 you're not longer truly, truly young, you're on that first step of becoming old: just young.
Jason King
>tfw unrionically peaked at 10
Used to play with the girls, was popular, good at sports, clever, in shape.
Henry Rogers
your geography teacher doesnt count mate
Chase Morgan
>tfw born in 97 and lost the ol' 'ginity in 2012
Jacob Hughes
>fuck it looks like they were made with ms paint
they quite possibly were
Elijah Gomez
haha fucking hell
Wyatt Bailey
theres kids born in 2003 that'll be losing it this year
Matthew Gutierrez
>25
>everyone thinks I'm 19-21
IM ONLY AS OLD AS PEOPLE THINK I AM THANKS
Jaxon Murphy
>10
>in shape
Nonce
Luis Miller
wtf get out normie!
Kevin Thompson
About to cook nachos
Want owt?
Joseph Smith
>losing it at 14
>losing it at 15
Doing a howl, bet that was shite.
Landon Perry
if we'd joined the Euro would we now resurrect the £ upon brexit or would that be a massive pain in the arse
Blake Harris
Imagine never having done a sex...
Evan Fisher
utter rasheed to feel proud of that
Levi Gonzalez
>there are people on /brit/ who have had sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nathan Flores
keiong
Bentley Nguyen
2011
Christopher Rodriguez
>tfw born 1996
>people born after the year 2000 have gfs and have sex with them
Oliver Thompson
had sex before i started my GCSEs
for clarity, it was at the end of the summer holidays between year 9 and 10
Eli Martin
20 years is unironically the perfect time to lose your virginity.
Too early and no-one knows what they're doing, it's just an awkward fumbling mess.
Too late and the very fact that you are a virgin is a turnoff and it isn't enjoyable.
20 is just right.
Joseph Walker
was a normie then but not for a while now
Dominic Parker
mariong
Luke Hernandez
my first penetrative sexual experience was shagging my 15 year old gf up the arse bareback because we didnt have any condoms and she wanted to fuck. i had to find lube and all i could find was my brothers eczema steroid cream lol. did the job though.
she never let me put my willy in there again :(
Daniel Bennett
i can haz cheezburger
Joshua Nguyen
>Too early and no-one knows what they're doing, it's just an awkward fumbling mess.
yeah and you learn naturally
20 is really late imo
16/17 is the best age